W.T.F. Meme

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This Thursday comes with a disclaimer

1) These days almost everything comes with a disclaimer. Sometimes the disclaimer on TV commercials is longer than the description of the product itself. If you came with your own personal disclaimer, what would it say?

"Generally, this person is pretty forgiving, but she doesn't suffer fools gladly, so your mileage may vary. Watch for the explosive temper."

2) You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?

Oh, any random NYC banker who was involved in the collapse of the economy will do.

3) Last week the Federal Drug Administration approved new packaging for cigarette packs that it hopes will discourage people from smoking. Some of the labels are very graphic. Do you think this is going too far or do you think the FDA is doing a good thing by making these labels?

Seriously, is ANYone going to read these and think it actually applies to them? Yeah, I didn't think so.

4) Many people I've known have lost their TV remotes only to find them later in their freezers or refrigerators. Where is the weirdest place you've left your TV remote?

Uhm, the kitchen, I guess, but just on the counter where I set it down when I went out there for a snack or something.

5) What is something you do when you're sad/depressed that really cheers you up (or at least helps bring you somewhat out of your funk)?

Listening to happy music helps, as does talking to people I like.

6) If I asked your past romantic partners if you were emotionally open, what would they say about you?

I have no idea. It's been 25+ years since I had a "past romantic partner" and I hope to hell Beast isn't going to talk to you about this!!

7) Sonic Drive-In has created a bunch of theme hot dogs for the summer (including a Chicago Dog, an All-American Dog, Baja Dog, New York Dog, and Chili Cheese Coney). With the Fourth of July coming up, surely many people will be eating hot dogs. What toppings do you eat on top of your hot dog?

I like cheese, onions, mustard, and ketchup. Yes, I am perfectly aware that makes me a heathen.

8) If Love Potion #9 is an elixir for love, what is your potion for moving on and dating again after a bad breakup?

I don't have a fucking clue. Really, think this through in light of the answer to #6. I guess my best advice is not to do anything stupid.

9) You have been given the opportunity to create a TV show of your own design -- any genre, any demographic, limitless budget. What is it called and what's the premise?

I'm sure there's a sitcom about libraries--note that I did NOT say "librarians"--out there that's just waiting to be done.

10) Last week a 14-year-old female Chinese Crested and Chihuahua mix named Yoda won the 2011 World's Ugliest Dog Contest. Do you think she's really the world's ugliest dog or do you find some cuteness in her?

I like dogs. This one is amazingly wrinkly, but still kinda cute. Sorry, I'm a sucker for doggy eyes.

Thursday 13

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Things Starting with C
(haven't done this in a LONG time, and the last time I did--last November--I did B)

1. Cumin. Had a little cooking 'situation' this evening. The lid of the cumin jar came off as I opened it to shake in 1/4 tsp. So I did a little skimming of the larger clumps and hoped for the best...and it all worked out. Tasted great, actually.
2. Cooking. Yes, I made dinner from scratch tonight. I hope you didn't hit your head when you passed out from shock.
3. College. Have I mentioned that Sparky starts in less than two months? Uh, yeah, no panic here, not at all. The good news: he's only an hour away so anything he forgets we can get to him fairly easily. If we choose to. ;-)
4. Colleague. One of our best staff members, and the youngest degreed librarian, gave her notice last week. I don't blame her for wanting out, but I'm really, really sad. She is simply one of the most sensible, easiest-to-work with people, creative people I've ever met, age notwithstanding. And the main reason she's leaving is the untenable position our boss has put her in. Said leader doesn't seem to trust anyone under the age of 30. Sigh. We are losing a star, and I know that whoever replaces her is unlikely to measure up.
5. Caught up. At work. I'm back to my original work cart after more than three months of having two FULL carts stacked at my desk. Now I can get to work on the boxes and boxes of books our local Borders donated to us when they went out of business in April. Be still my heart.
6. Crabby. I was crabby today. I'm tired of the weird dreams I've been waking up to, and the massage I got yesterday left me bruised and sore everywhere. I think it helped my back, but my hip, face, chest and back muscles are so painful I'm not sure yet.
7. COMMERCIAL! Time to clean up the dinner dishes!!
8. Cactus. My massage person offered me cactus for my garden. I know where I'd put it, but I'm not sure I want to deal with the hassle of planting it. I know I don't have enough appropriate clothing to wear to deal with cactus!
9. Cut. I got a haircut Tuesday. And an argument about how short I may cut my hair, assuming I cut my hair next summer.
10. Crap. It's a popular word around here, which around here lately is being pronounced "carp" by my son. It's confusing.
11. Cell phone. Nuts, I just remembered that my niece IM'd me to tell me she left me a vm while I was at work. My phone doesn't work when I'm at my desk, and I never remembered to check. Guess I should go get my phone and listen to it.
12. Connections. I spoke to a patron today whose wife has the same thing my sister had: M.S.A. We've been commiserating for years and now that it's definite that that is what Jean had (post-mortem brain examination proved it), and because it is relatively rare, it's good to have someone to talk to about it who doesn't get all goopy and freaked out.
13. Clean. It's bath night!!

Wild? Me?

You Are a Wild Child

You are flexible, laid back, and open to the all possibilities. You love spontaneity. If something seems exciting, then you're apt to give it a try. You don't worry about consequences. You believe that a good life is filled with interesting experiences. And nothing is going to rob you of them! You live outside the mainstream. You are a quiet rebel.

Are You a Wild Child?

I do worry about consequences and I do live in mainstream American culture. Good place to hide out. The rest is pretty accurate, I guess.

W.T.F.

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Whatcha wearin this Wednesday?

1) I keep hearing about some cell phone game called "Angry Birds." I've never played it, but I do know what it's like to deal with angry birds in my office's parking garage. Those things will viciously dive at your head. What do you think makes birds so angry?

I'd bet on people. They piss me off regularly, and I'm not even a bird!

2) You've been asked to house-sit for someone (a friend, coworker, family member, whomever else it may be). Do you go snooping throughout the house or do you totally respect their privacy?

I've learned my lesson the hard way: no snooping.

3) You turn on the news on your television and see the home you grew up in (or spent a large chuck [sic] of your childhood in) going down in flames. Are you sad that the house is on fire or happy that the house will no longer be standing?

Holy shit--my DAD built that house! Shit shit shit--I'd be a wreck. But don't things go "up in flames" not down?

4) Do you eat Oreos by taking them apart and licking out the cream first or do you bite right in? Do you dunk them in milk?

Generally I twist 'em apart. No milk.

5) Have you ever had to call 911 (or whatever emergency system your town has if you don't have 911)? If so, what for?

Yup. I called the rescue squad when Beast blew out his back. And I've called twice in the past 6 months: once when I wrecked my truck, and once when we happened upon a dangerous situation on our way to church in February or March in a blizzard.

6) You and your significant other are out on a date at a fancy restaurant. The waitress brings your bill, and it's $75, but you notice that the waitress forgot to add the $16 dessert that you ordered to the bill. Do you go ahead and just pay the $75 or be honest and say that she forgot to add in the dessert?

I'm unlikely to notice, to be honest. I just pay what's on the check. I know, I know: bad me.

7) Are you a "fix-it-yourself" or a "call-somebody-to-fix-it" type of person?

I call Beast. Otherwise, it sort of depends: some things I can fix myself, some I can't...and a LOT I simply won't.

8) HeroBuilders.com, a company that produces many political themed dolls has released now-ex-Congressman Anthony Weiner dolls -- one has anatomically correct genitals while the other has the freakish no-genitals look. Both are dressed in a gym shirt and shorts with a label that reads "Tweet This." If a company made a doll in your likeness, would you want it to be anatomically correct or not?

I'd rather eat nails than have a doll 'in my likeness' regardless of the genitalia it was built with.

9) If you found an unmarked suitcase full of cash in the middle of the street, what would you do?

I'd probably call the police and turn it in. It's in the middle of the street: what are the odds that no one saw me steal it, eh?

10) It's the middle of the night and you start getting text messages from an unknown number. The first says, "Hey sexy. Im thinkin about you. Whatcha wearin?" When you don't respond, several texts follow. Do you 1) shut off your phone, 2) text back saying they have the wrong number, or 3) play along for a bit and screw with the person?

Shut off the phone. I'm trying to sleep here. If people I actually know want to reach me, they'll call the house!

Book

You Are a Fantasy Book

You can't help but see the world as how you want it to be. You are an idealist. You don't put bounds or limitations on your thoughts. You are a down to earth daydreamer. You can picture whole other worlds and lives. You have a very vivid imagination. You're the type of person who would like to believe anything is possible. You believe there's so much more to this world than what we see.

What Type of Book Are You?

This was probably more true of me about two years ago. I'm not sure my imagination is functional anymore, which is a bit of a shame.

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Do you have any candles in your bedroom? Yes, I do.

Are you guilty of following celebrity gossip? When I go on vacation or when I'm getting a haircut, I read the rags, and I subscribe to Entertainment Weekly. Otherwise no. lol

Do you buy organic food? Not intentionally.

What was the last thing you bought that was on sale? A car full of pop yesterday. Hey, it was buy 2 cases, get 3 free!!

How many clothing items do you own that are in zebra print? Ironically, I got a T-shirt with zebras on it on Friday. I did not select this survey to do because of this, by the way.

Have you ever played seven minutes in heaven? I don't think so. I remember people playing it when I was a kid, though.

Describe the funniest thing you've experienced in the past week: Wow, it's nearly impossible to pick one thing. Maybe waking up the staff on Tuesday 20 minutes after they had asked the breakfast prep crew to be in the kitchen.

Do you feel guilty when people pay for you? Depends on who it is. Generally, no. I'd be stunned beyond belief if one specific individual offered to do this.

What genre of music do you listen to when you feel on top of the world? Dance music. Soundtracks.

Do you know anyone who has survived breast cancer? Quite a few people. One of my best work-friends.

What is something you do every day, no matter what? Breathe. I find it helps get through the day.

What is something that's missing in your life right now? All my tasks from my work Outlook account.

Who in your family seems to have the worst luck? Uhm. No clue.

How many times have you signed onto Livejournal today? Once. Well, technically, I'm always logged in, but I visited there once today.

What genre was the last movie you watched? I guess drama--the latest iteration of War of the Worlds was on, briefly, a couple of hours ago.

Would you rather have a swimming pool or a trampoline? I'd like a landscape gardener on my 'staff' more than either of these. Or a hot-tub.

Are you in a good mood today? Pretty good. Would be better if Beast wasn't freaking me out.

What has been your favorite age in life so far? Mid-20s as long as I didn't have to deal with Psycho-Boss.

What was the best thing you've done all Summer? Well, since summer just started, officially, last week.... I guess it would have to be the trip we just returned from.

Do you have any step siblings? Nope.

Does your family own a big boat, or a boat at all? Nope.

If you have been to a job interview, what has been the worst experience? Well, not getting the job would probably be up there, eh? But, I am fortunate to have fallen into both of my long-term jobs fairly easily.

Have you ever had to do community service? Not willing? I did it last week, but not because a judge told me to. I've never had to be told.

How do you feel about kids who cuss? I don't care for anyone who uses language as a crutch, i.e., repeating words just out of laziness. Like 'like' or 'fuck'--otherwise, swearing doesn't bother me that much.

Would you ever have sex outside, or have you? Sure. (hah)

When was the last time you went ice skating? 31 years ago.

Have you ever made a homemade weapon? I was a child once, yes.

Marijuana. Yes or no? Wholly dependent on the rest of the scenario.

Don't those cute little couples just make you sick? If they are "playing cute" yes. If they are just cute without being aware of it, no.

What did the last piece of jewelery you wore look like? I have on my dangly silver mini-book earrings and my plain gold wedding band right now.

What is the last thing you ate made out of? Home made burger, bun, lettuce, cheese, mustard, and ketchup.

Do you get your feelings hurt easily? Not like I used to.

If you're female, what color are your nails and/or toe nails? My fingers are natural, my toes are some kind of bright red.

Honestly, have you ever had lice? Yup.

***

Bold my...
House
I live in a two-story.
My backyard is huge.
There is some sort of playground equipment in my backyard.
I don't like my neighbors very much.
There are a ton of trees around my house.
My room is painted something other than white.
I have my own bathroom.
I have over a dozen different things hanging on my wall.
My [bed]room needs a huge make-over.
I live with my parents.

School
There are were over two thousand students.
Everyone knows knew each other at my school.
I go went to college.
My locker is was completely full.
I have had 7 or 8 classes a day.
I've stayed after for detention before.
There are were two lunch rooms.
During bad storms, the roof leaks leaked.
Animals have gotten into the ceiling before.
It is a five minute walk to the beach.

Family
My family is over-dysfunctional.
I have half-brothers/sisters.
I have step-brothers/sisters.
There's a family member who no one talks about.
One or more of my family is in prison.
At least one of my grandparents are still alive.
My pet is part of my family.
I'm very, very close to my family.
I have a rich family member.
Most of my relatives live in a different state/province.

Self
I have dyed hair.
I'm a big shopaholic.
I don't have a job.
My car is red, white, or blue.
I'm a vegetarian/vegan.
I get easily offended.
I can offend people pretty easily.
There's one or more TV shows I obsess over.
I have an amazing boyfriend/girlfriend husband.
I'm a grammar nazi.

***

More bolding:
Winter is my least favorite season.
I laugh at just about everything.
I used to like reading, but it seems like I don't have time for it anymore.
I hate presenting things to other people.
I straighten my hair everyday.
One of my favorite colors is purple.
I like being surprised.
I don't know how to whistle.
I like things going my way.
I'm not really a people person.
I don't get sick very often.
Me and my mom don't always see eye-to-eye.
I love food.
I'm pretty short.
I'm really assertive about [some] things.
I don't like amusement parks that much.
I enjoy going to school every now and then.
I've had a few different hair colors.
My name is pretty common.
I don't like getting in to fights, but I like watching them because they're sometimes funny.
I'm sick of this weather.
I have a little sister.
My parents aren't married, or speaking.
I have webbed toes.
My family and I have yet to settle our differences.
I feel guilty after spilling everything to someone when something is bothering them, and I don't bother asking them what's wrong.
I've never played sports in my life.
I have almost no common sense.
I've never taken on an actual bet.

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What color is your toothbrush? I think it's red and white.

What's your favorite breakfast cereal? Froot Loops.

Star Wars or Snow White? Given those two options only, Snow White.

Has anyone ever asked you that question before? Nope. I think it's a first.

Which president was better: Mackenzie Allen or Dave? Uhm?

Are you aware that both of those presidents are fictional? I did know that.

Do you have any little...uh...friends? If so, why do you call them that? This brings to mind the "Nudge Nudge, Wink Wink" sketch from Monty Python.

Would you ever consider acting on a Soap Opera? No. And why is Soap Opera capitalized?

In your opinion, what is the movie Wall-E about? Robots. Space.

Do you hate this survey yet? Nah. It's amusing me.

What's your mood today? Blerghy. I need to work on some stuff, but instead I'm just sitting here doing this.

Do you ever just sing random things? Yup. It's a talent.

Do you really believe that the hills are alive with the sound of music? Sure.

Do you have a cat that likes to knead? I don't have a cat.

Do you really know what the 5th Amendment says? Tell us w/o looking it up: You can't be forced to testify against yourself without being charged first, i.e., it prohibits self-incrimination under duress. I'm going to go look now, k?

Where is the lid? On top of the bottle. Duh.

Have you ever written a song? Nothing I would claim as my own.

Do you ever write poetry? I have. I don't do it often.

Have you ever written a fan letter? Yes. Two. Both were over 30 years ago.

Do you write letters to politicians? I have written one, about apartheid, to Ronald Reagan.

Do you ever wear high heels? Not very often.

Do you typically wear a watch? Nope. Only on vacation.

Are you a fan of House or are you totally weird? I guess I'm weird. I want to watch it from the beginning, but I haven't started checked out the series from the library yet.

Are you of the opinion that every American should see An American Carol? No, I am not of that opinion.

Do you think that Social Security should be privatized? No.

What do you think of President Obama? Personally, I think he's pretty awesome. I just wish he'd stand firm on a few more things.

Do you think that global warming is real? I believe we're now supposed to call it Climate Change, and yes I do believe it's happening.

Are your teeth as white as you want them to be? They're as white as they are likely to ever be. I'm good with that right now.

Do you do stockings at Christmas? Yup.

Would you rather be Rambo or Superman? I'd rather not be either, being as they are both men.

Shirley Temple or Elijah Wood? Oh, well, Shirley Temple, I guess.

So, what's the weather like where you are? Current outside temp is 68. Pretty nice.

Are you glad that Obama is closing Gitmo? He is? Wow, this survey is dated. Last I heard Congress is arguing about this yet.

Have you ever signed a petition? Yes.

Do you belong to a political party or plan to when you're old enough? I think I have to register in order to vote in this state, so I am a registered Dem. Usually.

Do you have any cats that bore into you when they walk on you? I still don't have a cat.

Do you have any unusual pets? Does a guinea pig count as unusual?

What's your favorite kind of bird? Zebra finches.

Do you hate hypocrisy? Yes.

Quick, name a random country (it can't be the one you're in right now): Canada.

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When was the last time you went camping? 7 years ago. Never again. Not in a tent, at least.

Where and who with? Church overnight camp with about 30 other people. Hated it.

Have you ever been to Brooklyn? Not yet.

Are you a YouTube addict? No. That would be my son.

Did you play with Play-Doh as a kid? Yes, at church with the little kids. Play-Doh (brand) wasn't something my mom every bought for me.

Do you own any beanies? Yup.

Have you ever found a four leaf clover? Hmm, I don't think I have.

Do you remember Shark Boy and Lava Girl? Vaguely. I think I was too old to appreciate them, however.

Have you ever been to Malaysia? Nope. Not on my top-20 list, either.

Are you good at lighting fires? I can do it. I'm not sure if I'm "good at it" though.

Have you ever run away from home? Nope. Too chicken.

Do you listen to The Outline? Pennywise? Billy Talent? No clue what any of these are. Off to Google....

Does Steve Martin make you LOL? Sometimes.

Do you own a raincoat? Yes, but I haven't worn it in at least 7 years.

Do you have trouble sleeping in beds which aren't your own? Depends on the bed and how tired I am.

Have you ever made your family dinner as a treat? Really? I'm 48 and female.

Or just to suck up? smh

Do you listen to the radio much? Only when I have no other choice in the car.

Have you ever been to... (cities)
Chicago? Huh. Yes.
New York City? Not yet.
Anchorage? HELL no!

Have you ever been to... (countries)
New Zealand? Not yet.
Canada? Yes.
Spain? Not yet.

Do you have fluorescent or regular light bulbs in your home? I don't think we have any fluorescent bulbs in the house.

When was the last time you lied? This afternoon.

Do you use Skype? Occasionally.

What is your favourite sugary cereal? Still Froot Loops.

Do you know someone who constantly has ear buds in? Yup.

Where did you last walk to? I can't remember. Keep in mind that I live 7 miles from the nearest full-size grocery store, and about 5 miles from real civilization.

Did you ever watch Lizzie McGuire? Not that I'm aware of.

What was the last book you had to read for school? It was probably some random book for grad school, thus 23ish years ago, and thus I have no idea.

Name someone who is an excellent listener? Amy.

Who did you last speak to over the phone? Sparky, I think.

Katy Perry. Yay or nay? I think she's amusing. The music's ok. Her choice in men is questionable.

Do you have your own snow gear, or do you hire it? "Snow gear" is ... what? I have boots, heavy coat, gloves, scarves, hats, and wool sox. Oh, and thermal underwear. What's to hire?

Do you think you could run eight miles? I'm sure I can't even run to the end of the driveway right now.

Did you ever get into the whole Twilight craze? Uhm, no. I don't get the attraction at all.

What was the last movie you saw in theatres? No clue whatsoever.

Name five things on your desk. Here at home: paperwork from last week's trip (needs to be shredded), paperclips, my 45-year-old pink stuffed mouse, a lamp, DUST! At work: books, computer, videos to replace with DVDs if I can, kleenex box, phone.

What is your middle name? Something I won't share online.

Have you ever hit a deer in your car? I don't allow deer in my car. I've never hit a deer with my car either.

What colour is your mailbox? Weathered-gray wood.

Do you use the notepad on your phone regularly? I think, in two years, I have made 4 notes on it.

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What's your favorite color leaf? GREEEEENNNNN!

What kind of clothes do you wear for fall? Jeans and whatever kind of top goes with the weather.

What lotion do you normally use when your skin starts getting dry because of the cold? Curel.

Are you dying your hair a lighter color for summer (some people actually do that)? Nope.

Any back to school shopping you still need to do? I have all the college shopping yet to do. Whee.

What jacket did you buy or will you wear this year? I doubt I'll be buying a new jacket/coat for myself.

What's your favorite thing about summer? Being warm.

Least favorite thing? Sweating in the humidity outside.

What are you being for Halloween this year? I never dress up for Halloween.

Was your house ever *gasp* the "pretzel house"? At Halloween?? Hella no!

Or maybe you actually like getting pretzels instead of candy? No thanks.

What candy does your house normally give out? Tootsie Rolls.

Worst Halloween costume you ever had? What is this fixation with Halloween??

Best you ever had? I don't know.

What are you doing for Halloween this year? Really? It's JUNE for Pete's sake!

Do you like pumpkin pie? Yuck. No.

Do you celebrate the Fourth of July? Not really. I mean, we sometimes go see fireworks, but not that often.

What's your favorite picnic food? I love cold fried chicken.

Do you have any seasonal allergies for summer? Yup, I'm allergic to everything in the summer, and it gets worse closer to fall.

Any changes you're planning to make this season? Tonight I'm trying not to think about all that, ok?

Is summer officially over when school starts? Not for me! :-)

If you have a pool, did you use it yet? No pool.

Did you have a spring fling? Is it over now? No, so... no. Or yes. Or...something.

Do you bake a lot less in the summer since it's hot out? Yes.

If so, what do you normally continue to bake? Meals.

Ever had baked pumpkin seeds? Do you like them? I think I've done it a couple of times, but since I'm the only one to eat them, it isn't worth it.

Don't you hate dealing with weeds? YES!!

Do the trees look prettier when they're all different colors or when they all green? I love green, but the colors are a nice gift just before winter.

What are some summer fashion trends you've noticed? I haven't noticed.

Is summer your favorite season? It's probably second favorite.

What have the temperatures been like by you lately? It's been extremely variable, anywhere from 65 to 90, and either sunny or rainy.

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Are you in a football club? Nope.

Do you watch movies from the 1930's? Nope. Not a huge fan of the b&w.

Have you ever been to Singapore? No thanks.

Does Astronomy interest you? Not particularly.

Have you heard of the Wantok Cup? Nope.

Which part of American History do you enjoy learning about most? Having grown up in Colorado, I'm a bit partial to the period between 1850-1900 in that area of the country.

Do you have a garden? Yup.

Can you speak any Dutch? No.

Would you ever move to Germany? Probably not.

Are you a baseball fan? Not really.

What college do you attend/want to attend? I went to a small, private college for my B.A., and a state school near it for my M.L.I.S.

What's the most obscure artist you listen to? The Great Romance? Or, actually, SoulSeed. I challenge ANY of you to have heard (of) them!

Have you ever painted a landscape? I have never tried painting anything but walls and ceilings.

Have you climbed a mountain before? Yes. But that part of my life is over, I think.

Do you think snails are cute, or disgusting? Not much of a fan, but I'm not freaked out by them or anything.

Is your name common? My name is unique. In the real sense of unique.

Republican, Democrat, or third-party? Libertarian-Dem.

Do you enjoy Nascar? I like the wrecks (when no one is hurt).

Have you ever been on a subway? Yup. In several cities and countries.

How do you feel about guns? I'm not a fan, probably because I don't think I should be around them.

Do you speak multiple languages? I vaguely understand Russian and Italian. I can make myself understood in Spanish.

Have you listened to Jacqueline Govaert before? Nope.

Did you watch I Love New York on VH1? Yuck, no.

What's the biggest thing you've built out of paper? I don't know. I've been doing this meme so long that I don't know much anymore.

Do you like Bristol Palin? About as much as I would like having lice and scabies at the same time.
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Here's a tip...

You Are a Performance Based Tipper

You believe that hard work should be rewarded. You always like to recognize a job well done. You are a natural motivator. You propel others into action. You have an unusually high sense of fairness and justice. You give everyone a chance to impress you. You are an empowering influence. You encourage others to be the best they can be.

What Does Your Tipping Say About You?

OK, then. I guess I'm all right with this.

Sunday Stealing

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The Seriously Random Question Meme, Part 3 (The Final Edition)

41. Who was the last person you went shopping with?

Beast, yesterday. Before that, it was Anne, Sparky, Mark, Dani, Kassidy, Marissa, Jessica, Shelby, Brian, and Manda at Wal-Mart on the mission trip.

42. What is something you need to go shopping for?

I need some summer-wear for work. I don't fit in my clamdiggers from last year. Sigh....

43. Do you have the same first name as one of your relatives?

Hah! No. The only people in my family named after family are my two oldest sisters and some of my nieces and nephews. And my son.

44. What kind of car do (did) your parents drive?

Mom had a '71 Toyota Corolla, and then a Subaru hatchback, and then a Dodge (which was a particularly horrid car, frankly). Dad had a '60s-era station wagon, then a Olds Toronado, then a Chevy Malibu (smaller) station wagon, then the Dodge I mentioned above. There was a big blue pick-up in there too, a work vehicle. And when I was tiny, there was a Rambler around. The real question here is why I remember this stuff!

45. Are you rich?

Who in the U.S. would ever flat out say yes? But I think overall, we pretty much are, though perhaps not in a strictly financial sense.

46. If you could spend one intimate night with a celebrity, no questions asked, never to see them again, who would it be?

No thanks. I do not roll that way at all. Now, if you'd asked about who I'd like to spend a few days with talking, THAT is a list!

48. What famous person do you look like? Feel free to use this facial match program by clicking here. Show us at least the celeb photo.

The first photo I picked gave me the following results:

Fasha Sandha
55.56%
Molly Ringwald
55.00%
Julia Stiles
54.44%
Catherine Deneuve
53.33%
Maite Perroni
53.33%

Second photo:

Maite Perroni
56.67%
Laetitia Casta
56.67%
Holly Valance
56.11%
Jena Malone
56.11%
Siti Nurhaliza
56.11%

Based on this I guess I look most like Maite Perroni, though I actually look nothing like her:

49. What is the most daring thing you've done recently?

Heh, basically the past week has been nothing but challenging. Motivating teens, dealing with sore throat + rash in one kid (turned out to be mono), sleeping 5 hours a night, sorting and organizing hundreds of jars of baby food and tubes of toothpaste...yeah. Whee.

50. Say you were given a pregnancy test right now. Would you pass or fail?

Wait: is pregnant a pass or a fail?? Either way, I am not pregnant. I promise.

51. Which sex scandal of the last decade bothers you the most?

All of them. Mostly because I simply do not want to know this stuff. Really, there are so many crimes committed that are much more important to me, like this one.

52. Do you know anyone in jail/prison?

Hmm. No.

53. What are your plans (or what have you done) for this weekend?

I have accomplished my lengthy list: grocery shopping, laundry, and checking on FIL, not to mention hours of sitting around relaxing. Missions accomplished!!

54. Have you ever woken up and not known where you were?

Yeah, happens occasionally when I'm not at home and exhausted wherever I am. Not this week, though.

55. What were you doing at midnight last night??

Probably snoring. I was in bed and asleep before 10:30.

56. Last restaurant you went to?

Sadly, it was a Subway along a highway.

57. How many hours did you sleep for last night?

8.5 or so.

58. Which is more distracting: Sexting while driving or sex while driving?

I would say the latter, but I could be wrong.

59. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?

Could be. Who knows.

60. Have you ever changed your clothes while in a vehicle?

Yup. Many times, though not recently. I've done some changing while driving, even, but not a complete wardrobe change.

Unconscious Mutterings

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1. Familiar :: ...faces
2. Park :: ...bench
3. Bank balance :: Checkbook
4. Ducks :: ...in a row
5. Relationship :: Committed
6. Ruminate :: Think
7. Humanity :: People
8. Baking soda :: Fridge
9. Angela :: ...'s Ashes
10. Bastards :: Don't let them get you down!

Blogthings Explosion

Your Dad Was the Provider

When you were growing up, your dad did his best to make sure you had everything you needed. You may not have seen your dad as much as you would have liked, but it was only because he was busy working. Your dad always did what it took to make ends meet, and he got a lot of satisfaction from working hard. Your dad believed in doing the right thing, even if it meant he was exhausted at the end of the day.

What Kind of Dad Did You Have?

Well, sorta. I guess. Dad mostly worked at home when I was a kid, so I did see him a lot. And by the time I was paying attention he wasn't working to the point of exhaustion most days as he did with my sibs. Still, I always knew he was working hard to keep the family afloat. + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +

Your Spirit Flower is the Violet

You trust others easily and freely. You know growth cannot come without trust. You are a deep creature, with lots of sympathy and empathy to go around. You understand people well. You strongly appreciate beauty. So much in this world is exquisite to you. You have a quiet serenity and spirituality. You find meaning in so much of this world.

What's Your Spirit Flower?

I trust people far too freely, perhaps, but I'm not Pollyanna-esque about it. I'm not sure "quiet serenity" works for me at all, either. + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +

You Should Take Up Journaling

You are very private, but you aren't aloof. You just have a well developed inner world. You spend a lot of time thinking by yourself. It helps to get your thoughts down on paper. You are an idealistic soul. You have noble ideas about the world. You are a natural writer of all sorts. You are equally suited writing essays, journals, and fiction.

What Crafty Hobby Should You Take Up?

I am so not noble or idealistic. Sorry. + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +

Your Kindness is Colorful

You enjoy relaxation and quiet. You don't have a need to make things exciting. Building real and deep relationships matters to you. You are a person of substance looking for others of substance. You are peace-seeking and even a bit of a hippie deep down. It hurts your heart to fight. You can bring stability and support to the lives of others. You can be counted on.

What's Colorful About You?

Yuppers. "Substance" may be stretching things, but all of the rest is pretty accurate. I love the thought of me being a hippie, too. It makes me laugh. + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +

You Are Not Very Renaissance

You are sure of what you like and who you are. You haven't changed much over your life. You have a depth that is completely unmatched. You like to understand things completely. You are a perfectionist. You notice and are fussy about every little detail. You aren't afraid of adventure but you don't seek it out. You['d] rather tend to your own garden.

Are You a Renaissance Man or Woman?

That line about changing...externally, it probably looks like I haven't changed substantially, but both physically and mentally I definitely have! As for tending my garden, that just sounds horrible to me! Hating on the weeding a lot right now.

Saturday 9

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Make You Feel My Love

1. What has someone done unusual to make you feel their love?

OK, this past week was all about this, so I can't even start. Just listening matters a lot.

2. Do you own a smart phone? If yes, is it everything you wanted? If no, how seriously have you considered a purchase of the new smart phone?

I would love a smart phone, but then I'd be online ALL the time, and I don't need that, really. So, no smart phone for me. Yet.

3. Have you ever camped out to purchase something?

Hell no!

4. What is your worst habit?

Nail-biting. Unless you want to consider jumping to conclusions....

5. What is your best habit?

Giving other people the benefit of the doubt.

6. In your opinion, what is life's greatest mystery?

Each individual's purpose for being here.

7. Are you one of those people who is constantly busy with projects, social outings, etc. or do you just like to lay low and stay home?

I am definitely the latter. I would stay home nonstop if I could.

8. Whether you're busy all the time or like to just chill, have you always been that way?

Always. I've never been a social butterfly.

9. Is there something you'd like to change about how you spend your time? If so, what is it? If not, why not?

Nope. I like my life. I just wish I was energetic enough to get more exercise.

Six Word Saturday

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Mission trip recovery starts after shopping

I am surprisingly not-sore today if you ignore the random knee twinges. But there really isn't a lot of food in the house. That needs to be handled today. I'm also doing anything I can to avoid thinking about the work-email situation; it's not really working. Obviously.

Friday 5

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Summer Blockbusters

1. What transformation do you undergo on summer Fridays at midnight?

Awake-to-asleep, and I'm usually ahead of the deadline too! I'm really not all that exciting.

2. What super power do the kids in your neighborhood seem to have?

Endless energy. Or something to do with being male. Lots of boys around here. Not that I'm complaining about either of these facts.

3. Who (or what!) is your nemesis in these warm summer days?

Mosquitoes and humidity.

4. What is your trustiest weapon against the evil heat monster?

I love hot weather! I just hate humidity. Any humidity.

5. What seems to be invading your life lately, and how will you fend it off?

Some medical/psychological stuff is bleeding over from its main source. I'm just trying to walk my own path without forcing myself or anyone else to exact suckitudinous revenge.

W.T.F. Meme

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Getting a little freaky on Friday

1) If your life was a TV game show, what current show or type of show would best reflect the life you've lived?

Jeopardy. Not the word itself, but all the questions about random trivia.

2) We all know the story of "Freaky Friday" (two people change places and live in the other person's body for a day or two). If you could become any member of your family for just one day, who would you become?

I think the best person would be my niece, but it would be a horrendous day because I'd spend the whole time worrying about how she was screwing up MY life.

3) The current issue of Redbook magazine talks about how to handle your children walking in on you having sex. ... Did you ever hear your parents or *shudder* walk in on them having sex? What happened once they found out that you overheard it or saw them? Did they talk to you about it or just pretend it didn't happen?

As far as I'm concerned my parents had sex precisely 5 times. I don't even want to think about this. Moving on...

4) On opposite end of the spectrum, one of my ex-boyfriends once got a gun pulled on him when he was caught having sex with a hunter's teenage daughter. Did anyone ever catch you during a sexual activity?

It sort of depends on your definition of "sexual activity" but in general terms, no.

5) My father, an art teacher and professional artist, always said that the most beautiful people in the world usually have symmetrical faces. If beauty is mostly based on bilateral symmetry, why do you think most hairstyles are asymmetrical?

Most hairstyles are asymmetrical?? Where the heck do you live? Not around here, for sure. Middle part, maybe bangs. Yeah. People whose hair LOOKS asymmetrical probably GROWS that way; mine definitely does, no matter how I try to keep it the same on both sides.

6) Would you eat a bowl of live crickets for $10,000?

Nope. Anything still alive is not (intentionally) going into my stomach.

7) List 5 things that simply bore you to tears.

Discussions of cars and other mechanical things.
Airports.
Mopping/sweeping/dusting.
Other peoples' bragging or repetitive stories.
Star Wars.

8) Tell me about one of your totally useless possessions and how you came to own it, and don't try to tell me you don't have at least one useless item because we all have 'em.

I have a lot of ridiculous souvenirs. Uhm, let's go with the plates and platters that decorate the top of my kitchen cupboards. There are 11, I think, and two pretty bottles. At least 3 of those I purchased specifically to display--they match nothing in my house. Four are from Beast's mom's collection of pewter. Two are part of my mom's china set. Two were gifts from Beast's mom. I do use some of them once in awhile, so they aren't totally useless. Well, except the bottles, of course. ;-)

9) If farting was a career, my younger brother could seriously be a billionaire. What is a "skill" you naturally possess that you wish you could make a living doing?

Sleeping comes to mind. Avoiding work does, as well.

10) If your significant other created a scavenger hunt for your birthday during which you had to drive around town and gather clues to locate your gift, would you find it romantic or annoying?

It would be funny. Maybe I'll do that for Beast one of these days. Or, actually, Sparky would appreciate it more, I think. Beast would probably be towards the "annoyed" end of the continuum.

11) The circus is in my town this weekend. If you joined the circus, what act would you most want to perform?

I would love to trapeze! Heights don't bother me much and I love to swing.

12) What do you think would happen if it really did rain cats and dogs? I know I'd be in heaven if it happened, but what about you?

There'd be a lot of cat and dog corpses around. No thanks.

13) Today (June 24) is “UFO Day.” The first documented UFO sighting was on this day. Do you believe in life on other planets?

I believe there is a statistically significant likelihood of something else being alive somewhere else in the universe. Finding it is pretty unlikely, however.

Friday Fill-Ins

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1. Getting away this week was absolutely wonderful.

2. Get a good night's sleep to start your day off right.

3. Coffee, tea or a nap.

4. We have new work email in place of the one we've been using for 8 years. It doesn't work, and has deleted a bunch of my saved stuff. I'm not happy.

5. The lights are pretty close to out for me right now.

6. This week brought me a lot of happiness.

7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to going to bed very soon, tomorrow my plans include sleeping in, if possible, and going to the grocery store, and Sunday, I want to go to church and...I dunno, hang out I guess!

Interruption

I will not be posting for the next week, because...

...I'm on vacation!

See you June 24 or so.

Unconscious Mutterings

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1. Diligence :: Conscientiousness
2. Volume :: Noise level
3. Hospital :: ER
4. Binge :: Overdo
5. Loyalty :: Trustworthiness
6. Pediatrics :: Children
7. Authorize :: Approve
8. Cage :: Box
9. Studious :: Grind
10. Transfer :: Exchange

Patrick's Place

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Saturday 6

1. Where do you get the majority of your news: from the newspaper, the radio, the television or online?

I get it from Beast and online via Twitter or random postings other people do, and Bill Maher. Occasionally, NPR. I stream the local paper to my RSS feeder, too, so I can see what's going on in the near vicinity.

2. Do you currently have a newspaper subscription that includes an actual paper delivery?

Beast gets the Big City paper from the Giant City to our east. I never read it, unless he shows me a comic or I look at the ads on Sunday.

3. What is usually the first website you visit in the morning?

My computer loads Google Reader (the RSS feeder), Blogger, Facebook, Gmail and Hootsuite automatically. Whatever I stopped looking at the last time is what I start with, either Facebook or GReader, probably.

4. Who is your favorite network news anchor?5. Who is your least favorite network news anchor?

Uhm...yeah, who IS anchoring network news nowadays? Seriously, I haven't watched the evening news in eons.

6. If newspapers converted to web-only sites, eliminating the physical paper, even at newsstands, would this bother you at all?

Nope. I'm not a fan. As they stand now, they are not much more than window washers or gossip rags, even the good ones.

Saturday 9

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You May Be Right

1. What is the craziest thing you've done in the last year?

This has not been my year for crazy, which is kind of a shame, isn't it? From the outside, I suppose flying to England for a weekend last summer counts It was a funeral, so it wasn't exactly a pleasure trip.

2. What is something that you've lost recently?

I'm hoping it's only misplaced but we are switching email servers and I seem to have lost all my old email + my recurring tasks, and possibly my contacts list. If so, I am a wee bit unhappy at the prospect of having to start over with everything. I save that shit for a reason!

3. Where does your patience suffer the most?

I get cranky when people ask me stupid questions when I'm in a big hurry to get my own work done. [This meme has turned into Why This Week Sucked At Work...]

4. Have you ever reread a book?

{head-desk} Uhm, yeah. A few. All the Little House books, Alice in Wonderland, Jane Eyre, and parts of the Bible spring immediately to mind. That's if you don't count all the books I read to Sparky when he was little, some of which I still have memorized. "Thomas the Tank Engine says, "Good Night." "...Aunt Annie's alligator, A A A."

5. What is a TV show that you absolutely HATE to miss?

We have a DVR so we don't really miss anything anymore. I do hate getting behind with Survivor or TAR, because it's so hard to find time to catch up. And I don't like missing Packer games. ;-)

6. How old do you wish you were?

I'm ok with my current age. It would be nice if my body was closer to 25 in age, however.

7. Do you know your neighbors?

Yup. Most of them. Well, ok, SOME of them. There are a few that I keep my distance from cuz they make me unaccountably nervous, but the vast majority are splendid.

8. Do you believe that opposites attract?

Sure, magnetically at least. ;-) Personality-wise, I think it's good to have someone close to you who thinks a little bit differently than you do. Keeps you on your toes and provides a reality check when one is needed.

9. Who was the last person that made you laugh?

Beast and I were ROFLing last night over some random thing we heard on TV just as we headed upstairs to make our bed. The best part is that I could hear Sparky rolling his eyes at us in his bedroom.

Blogthings Explosion

You Are Gothic

You can be too moody and impossible to understand. Most people don't have feelings as strong as yours. You are a sensitive, romantic soul. You live to love... it's the most important thing for you. You're quite loyal to those you love most - friends and family. You have a sweet heart. You are a deeply spiritual and wise person. You seek meaning in every aspect of your life.

Which Architectural Style Are You?

I had to post this because it's so freakin' wrong.

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You Are Somewhat Self Conscious

You look inward without being self absorbed about it. You believe it's important to know yourself. You are positive, optimistic, and downright sanguine. You see the world through rose colored glasses. You can dig deep. You are amazingly resourceful and resilient when you need to be. Like everyone else, you have your fair share of self-doubts. You try to rise above questioning yourself too much.

How Self Conscious Are You?

OK, I can sorta get behind this.

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You Are Motivated By Purpose

You are optimistic about the days and years to come. You think things are getting better and better. You are a visionary. You are a dreamer, but your dreams are less crazy than they seem. You may not show it easily, but you have a lot of compassion in your heart for others. You care about the world. You are philosophical and idealistic. You aren't willing to compromise on what's important.

What Motivates You?

Not so much, really.

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Your Friends See You as Relaxed

You strive for harmony and peace. You want other people to be happy and healthy. You are very sentimental and nostalgic. You have sweet and tender feelings about the past. You take an undemanding approach to life. Every good thing that comes your way is a blessing. You are serene and satisfied with your life. You're content but not complacent.

How Do Your Friends See You?

Meh, ok. You should really ask my friends, though.

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You Are Dumbo the Flying Elephant

You rather be with your friends than be alone. You prefer to be surrounded by others. If you're bored, you will tend to become lazy and apathetic. You are content to just be. You are a total people person, and you get listless when you're alone. You need someone to bounce energy off of. You are outgoing and a social butterfly of sorts. You pride yourself on being able to get along with everyone.

What Disneyworld Ride Are You?

This is just about as accurate as the one I started with.

Friday Fill-Ins

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1. One of my favorite birthday presents was a cowboy hat and boots I got as a teenager.

2. I hung up the phone, it was as simple as that.

3. The moon is definitely affecting everything this week. Geez.

4. The next few days includes a lot less sleep for me than usual, and a lot more fun.

5. I was tempted by donuts today (and I caved).

6. Read and sleep are some of the things I like to do on vacation.

7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to going to bed so my eyes can rest, tomorrow my plans include shopping, packing, and organizing, and Sunday, I want to enjoy myself!

Friday 5

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Around the House

1. Of the products you use just to keep yourself clean and presentable, what seems to be the most overpriced?

Oh, I don't know, maybe the face soap I use. Or the shampoo. I don't price the stuff anymore, I just buy what works.

2. Where in your house is a reliable place to get a few quarters?

The plastic change drawers in the kitchen that both guys use to empty their pockets into.

3. A rare yes-or-no question on Friday 5: Have you ever dropped your cell phone onto your face?

I don't even see how that is possible. I suppose I'd have to be lying down...? I rarely talk on the phone lying down, mostly because I would fall asleep (and probably drop the phone on my face, eh?).

4. What did you last take out of your freezer?

Hmm, dunno. Nothing today. Well, ok, I got ice and water out of the door of the freezer: does that count?

5. How many rolls of wrapping paper do you have in your house?

Probably 6-8 Christmas rolls and another 5 or so of other varieties.

Sunday Stealing

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The Seriously Random Question Meme, Part 1

1. Your ex's car is on the side of the road, on fire. What do you do?

In the real world, I have no idea what any of my exes drive, and none of them live nearby (that I'm aware of). In this fantasy, I would say I'd probably pull over all call 911 at least. If we parted on generally good terms, I'd stick around, otherwise I'd just hit the road again.

2. Your best friend tells you she is pregnant. What is your reaction?

"HOW the hell did THAT happen?!" And then check to see if she is happy or sad, flabbergasted or furious. Oh, and by the way, this goes for BOTH of my best friends.

3. When is the last time you wanted to punch someone in the face?

Wednesday at work when Crazy Cat Woman called in 'sick' (with vertigo, a common complaint) on her first scheduled day back after 10 days of vacation. Meanwhile, Mrs. Kiddie Lit had a program for summer reading that day, but could barely speak and felt like hell. Give me a break CCL--wham!

4. What is the last thing you spent money on?

Underwear and office supplies. Online. Last night.

5. Do you think you gained or lost weight this past month?

Unfortunately, my weight has not changed for the better. Or at all; I guess that's the good news.

6. Crunchy or Puffy Cheetos?

CRUNCHY! I loathe the puffy ones. But I don't want the super-spicy ones either.

7. The first person on your friends list just called you a bitch. What do you do?

Well, since I don't have a friends list per se, I will go back to those BFFs--they were probably calling it as they saw it. Which is why they are BFFs.

8. Congratulations! You just had a son. What's his name?

Erstaunen. Or maybe just cut to the chase: Jesus.

9. Congratulations! You just had a daughter. What’s her name?

Asombrame. Or the female version of Jesus.

10. What are you craving right now?

Sugar. As always. You should really know better than to ask me that question.

11. What was the last thing you cried about?

Beast. He's had a very rough month. I wish I could help, but I can't do much.

12. When you buy something and your change is 2 cents, do you keep it or tell the cashier to keep it?

I usually put it in the penny cup, assuming there is one on the counter.

13. What color is your tissue box?

The one next to me on the couch is purple and white. The one across the room by Beast is gray and white. The one upstairs in the bathroom is blue and white. The one on my nightstand is brown and white. The ones in my car are green, and (I think) blue and white. ... Shall I continue? It's allergy season, after all.

14. Do you have a ceiling fan in your bedroom, and if so, is there dust on that fan?

Yes, and yes. There always is. However, I did wipe down the blades within the past month or so, so it's not horrific.

15. What was the last voicemail you received about?

How wonderful Sparky is because he wrote a thank-you note for an unexpected graduation gift.

16. Have you ever blocked someone on Facebook?

Yup. A couple of friends of friends who were constantly saying offensive things. I also have a couple of my friends blocked so they can't see my status updates; they friended me but they barely spoke to me in high school. I have trust issues, no?

17. Scariest thing you’ve experienced in the last year?

Probably the moment in March just before I drove into the back end of my neighbor's truck.

18. Do you wear a name tag at work?

Only when I'm scheduled to work at a public desk. I really need to get into the habit of putting it on as soon as I walk in the door every day.

19. What kind of car do you want?

I have a new-to-me Ford Escape. It's good. Closest I'm ever likely to get to a real Jeep for sure.

20. What do you order when you go to Burger King?

Yesterday, I ordered a Whopper Jr. without the tomato. It was a little bit awful, to be honest. WAY too sauce-y. I'm not a huge fan of BK overall.

Patrick's Place

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Sunday 7

Name seven things you like about your home state.
I'm in a bit of a quandary. The state in which I've lived for the past 17 years still doesn't feel like home; the state in which I grew up and lived for 18+ years is home. Is that ever going to change?? I'm challenging myself today to come up with seven good things about where I am now...

1. Winters are (slightly) less horrific than the state just north of us. We lived near one of the Big Lakes then and the sun essentially disappeared for 2-3 months every winter. Yuck.
2. Everything grows here, no special gardening skills needed. Plant it and ignore it--PRESTO!
3. Water. Everywhere. In the good sense, that means droughts (REAL droughts) are uncommon and wildfires virtually unheard of.
4. I still love my house. It's been 7.5 years since we moved in and I adore it.
5. There is culture all around us: theater, dance, music, whatever, all within 90 minutes of my house in dozens of venues.
6. Unlike where I grew up, there is a solid, functional mass transit system in place. While we don't have a 'real' bus system where I live, we are on a commuter train line, and near a major airport.
7. I have a great job, a good church, and a wonderful safety net of family and friends here.

Unconscious Mutterings

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1. Adventure :: Excitement
2. Truth :: Honesty
3. Expose :: Flash
4. Applause :: Clapping
5. Hostility :: Hatred
6. Sauce :: Soup
7. Constipation :: Diarrhea
8. Explore :: Look around
9. Senator :: Representative
10. Children :: Kids

Saturday 9

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The Remedy (I Won't Worry)

1. What's the remedy for you to stop worrying?

Prescription medications. No, I am not kidding. I worry pathologically.

2. What is your favorite summertime beverage?

I don't really change much in the summer: still drink DDP. But I like lemonade and iced tea once in awhile too.

3. Do you use any freeware on your computer? If yes, do tell.

I use Chrome as my main browser at home, if you consider that freeware. Honestly, I would use it at work too if OCLC would support it.

4. What is one thing about your home that has to be just so or it drives you crazy when it comes to organization?

ha ha ha This is totally more about Beast than me! [long pause while I consider] The only thing I can come up with is that I hate when the house smells weird, like last night's dinner or whatever. I'm a big believer in air freshener and candles. I know that's not exactly disorganization, but it's all I can come up with. There are so many battles I've simply stopped fighting: coats hanging everywhere, dusty floors, stacks of non-kitchen items on the kitchen counters, etc.

5. Is there a specific subject you're especially curious about? A person? A region of the world? An animal? A field of study?

I read more than my share of books on the history of Christianity as well as interpretation of scripture and stuff. And I'm a big nut about the Russian Revolution and ancient Egypt. And of course there is the whole library jargon thing, which I hate, but use to communicate among peers.

6. What do you consider your most interesting trait?

Uhm? Depends on how you mean the word "interesting" I think. Perhaps my sense of humor would cover all interpretations of it.

7. What is something that really frightens you, and can you trace it back to an event in your life?

I don't like leeches. My brother found one while we were cleaning out the garden one spring and swung it around toward me (to show me, and to freak me out--he is a brother after all! lol). Couple that with the story in On the Banks of Plum Creek about leeches, and it cured me of ever wanting to see one close up. {shudder}

8. Who do you want to yell at to "get a grip!"?

So many people from whom to choose. I'd start with people who bitch because their reserves at the library aren't placed right--like, seriously, can you honestly expect to watch 5 seasons of a TV show in two weeks?? That's why we didn't place holds on all five seasons at once, you moron! And, mind you, THIS is a Board Member. OK, then I'd move on to people like me who get far too upset about things like that. ;-)

9. What do you wear to particularly look great for a party or event?

I don't care how I look for a party, as long as I'm clean and dressed approximately like everyone else. I am one of the apparently rare women in the world who couldn't give a shit about clothes.

Expressing Myself

You Are Somewhat Expressive

You are the type of person who has a lot of thoughts... too many to express all of them. You are astute [about some things] and downright smart. Your intelligence is subtle and shrewd. When something is important enough, you will tell people about it. You like to mull things over for a while. You are deeply intuitive. For you, gut instincts will always [often] trump logic.

How Expressive Are You?

I am not a big muller-over-er. Otherwise, I'd say this is fairly accurate.

Weirdly enough, the photo looks a lot like one of the exchange students from Germany who stayed with us last year. And the description fits her fairly well too.

Patrick's Place

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Saturday 6

1. What are you most often wearing when you’re at home in front of the computer?

Jeans and a T-shirt, or whatever I wore to work that day.

2. What color do you tend to avoid the most in your wardrobe?

Strong, bright reds don't work for me.

3. What style of clothing (i.e., formal, business, casual, workout, etc.) do you wish you could avoid wearing forever?

FORMAL! I hate nylons, and all the frou-frou planning that dressing up means.

4. What color do you think you look best in?

Brown, specifically mahogany.

5. If you could get a free visit from a stylist who would tell you what your best colors would be and point out what clothes you should wear, would you take her advice?

If this is a free thing, then yes. Not sure how religious I'd be about following her (or his) advice though.

6. If you had to pay $100 for that advice, how much less likely would you be to seek the advice?

Hmm, I might spring for that, actually.

SUGAR!

You Are Sweet Because You're Fun

You see things how they are, and luckily, things are pretty great. You are an optimistic realist. You are honest, even if it costs you a friend. You want to live an authentic life. You are a good humored and straightforward person. You can laugh at any situation, and you love to laugh at yourself. You're very blunt and honest, even if it means risking someone's feelings. You prefer to be straight with people.

The Sugar Rush Test

Well, I guess this might be me on a really rampage-y day. I'm learning a little tact.

Friday Fill-Ins

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1. I remember when I first heard the 1812 Overture. My brother's band played it in high school...with real cannons...in the school auditorium.

2. I'm not a fan of water showering down inside the library.

3. Most humans live down to their potential.

4. "It's not my fault!!"...sound familiar?

5. I was inspired by several people we've met on mission trips.

6. I lost my mind; who knows where!

7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to doing memes for the first time in several days, tomorrow my plans include cleaning (the fridge and my desk here at home) and grocery shopping, and Sunday, I want to move Amy into a decent place to live!

W.T.F. Meme

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G.D.I.F. (God damn it's Friday)

1) Many people who work a Monday through Friday job say T.G.I.F. (Thank God it's Friday). In my industry, Friday is the worst day of the week, so we say G.D.I.F. (God Damn It's Friday). What is your worst day of the week?

When I work Sunday, that's the worst. It's a full 8-10 hour day compressed into three hours. Yuck. Otherwise, Tuesday can be a pain--lots of clean-up since I don't work Mondays. It IS my Monday.

2) If you have a male dog and took it to a male veterinarian and the dog tried to kiss the vet, if the vet suddenly said "Woah! I don't swing that way. I don't kiss male dogs," would it send up a red flag to you that maybe your vet was having a little too much fun with female dogs or would you just think it's a bad joke? (This really happened to a person I know

Very lame joke. My niece is a vet; her sense of humor is equally bizarre.

3) If you have a car, what is hanging from your rear view mirror? If you don't have one, what would you like to have hanging in a car?

Two scent thingies. One is close to ten years old and pretty dead as far as scent, but it's shaped like a dolphin and I just like it. Plus, having two makes my car easily to spot in parking lots; there are a lot of small, gray SUVs in the world.

4) I absolutely hate hummus. I can't stand it's baby poopish texture. I don't understand why people like eating it. Is there a type of food that you can't stand that everyone else around you seems to love?

I can't stand tomatoes, or cukes. What, precisely, is the attraction here? I do like hummus though. ;-)

5) Pretend you're eating a Tex-Mex grill type restaurant where you can totally customize your items (think Chipotle, Qdoba, Freebirds World Burrito, Moe's Southwest Grill, etc.) and you're ordering a burrito. What fillings/toppings do you ask for?

Pinto beans, green chilis, grilled chicken, hot sauce, Mexican rice, guacamole.

6) Does it bother you when people bring their puppies/little dogs into grocery stores in those dog purses?

Yeah. People do that at the library too. Stupid. Really: people have allergies. Keep your dog leashed. Outside.

7) Has anyone ever un-friended you on Facebook (or another social network) for a really stupid reason? I ask because my minister's wife decided to un-friend me recently because I jokingly created an image of my name spelled in penis drawings. (It's a font called Cocksure)

Your minister's wife needs to lighten the fuck up. And to answer your question, yes. Over politics, I guess; I haven't asked. We work together and it's not worth the hassle.

8) What is your toothpaste personality type?

I am, apparently, stubborn AND slow-witted. Yay, me.

9) What is your favorite thing to do on your "lazy days?" Singer Bruno Mars apparently likes to dance around with men wearing monkey masks (click here to see what I mean)

Not that. I'm more a find-a-meme/sit on the couch/take a nap lazer.

10) What is your absolute favorite thing to take pictures of? We all know what U.S. Congressman Anthony Weiner loves to take photos of, but with a last name of Weiner, what did everyone expect?

Babies/children. Or flowers. I think the latter is some sort of weird genetic thing: my dad took endless pictures of flowers.

You heel!

You Are a Kitten Heel

You are a mystery to those around you. You rarely show anyone the full picture of who you are. You are easily inspired, and you see beauty in unusual places. Anything can be art for you. You are a very balanced creature. You avoid too much of a good thing. You are a dreamer. You have a vision of how you'd like your life to go.

What Kind of Heel Are You?

I hate kitten heels. Everything, from the name to the look, makes me want to cry with frustration.

Curious as a Cat

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1) Have you ever felt like you were competing with someone close to you for the affection of the same woman or man?

Hmm, no. Well, ok, maybe my siblings, I suppose, but I don't think that counts. I don't consider romantic love a competitive sport.

2) What secret would you really like to share with your dad or mom, but don’t feel as if you can?

There were SO MANY things I couldn't share with my folks, specifically my mom. Now it's either too late, or she found it all out, depending on what happens after death.

3) What's your 'guilty pleasure' TV show?

I guess Ghost Whisperer qualifies. It's pure crap, but I can't stop watching.

4) Show and Tell. What comes to mind first when you see this picture? Or, tell a story if it reminds you of one.

Public Domain Photo

My first thought was "guys boxed in THAT?" followed quickly by "He's so tiny!" and then "Stop looking at that and giggling, silly old woman!"

Travel to see...

You Should Go See Acropolis

You can be quite academic in your approach to things. You are scholarly and bookish. You are high achieving. You perform well no matter what situation you're in. You are resourceful and capable. You have an ingenious way of getting things done. You are very opinionated. And you never keep your opinions to yourself!

What Should You Cross the World to See?

OK, sometimes I keep my opinion to myself. lol Good thing I've already seen this. It is pretty damn awesome.

Unconscious Mutterings

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1. Circles :: Childhood nightmare (don't ask)
2. Born :: Died
3. Teddy :: ...Bear
4. Comfortable :: Relaxed
5. Chaste :: Modest
6. Burned :: Charred
7. Blouse :: Shirt
8. Threats :: Warnings
9. Cuddly :: Huggy
10. Condemned :: Ruined

Saturday 9

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The Best & the Worst

1. What was the best thing that happened to you this week?

I'm way far ahead of my workload for the first time in MONTHS. What a great feeling.

The worst?

The worst that I'm willing to share here is hearing about a friend's nightmare move; out of the frying pan, into the fire.

2. What's the best thing someone's done for you (recently or not so recently)?

Allowed me to help.

What's the worst thing someone's done to you (again, recently or not so recently)?

I can't think of anything serious AND recent, but Sparky is always good for treating his parents lousy occasionally. It's what kids do, eh?

3. What's the best thing about your job?

I pretty much get to decide what I'm doing every day, with no input from On High, or most anyone else.

Worst?

Same thing, to a certain degree. Also, people can annoy the crap out of me some days.

4. What's the best new website you've found?

Oh, I'm always finding interesting new sites, but I can't think of anything fantabulous right now. OK, well, my brother's new business site is pretty awesome.

Worst?

That same website needs some serious cleanup and some editing.

5. What's the best book you've read?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.....
I've probably read over 5000 books in my life. Seriously. The best book I've read? Depends on the day and my feelings, and how hard I'm willing to work. My favorite book is The Book of Ruth.

Worst?

Let's just say that I am not a fan of The Grapes of Wrath, or anything I've read of Hemingway's.

6. What's the best movie you've seen?

I really like Heathers. I also appreciate Shoah a great deal.

Worst?

Snow Dogs was pretty abysmal.

7. What's the best meal you've had?

We met friends at a steak place in Milwaukee about 8 years ago for the best steak dinner with all the trimmings EVER. Absolutely amazing food...with a bill to match at the end: the total was north of $300.

Worst?

Some of my recent attempts have been ... unsuccessful.

8. What's the best holiday?

I love Thanksgiving.

Worst?

Sweetest Day. Or perhaps Pulaski Day.

9. What's the best thing in your future?

Sparky going off to college in 2.5 months.

Worst?

Sparky going off to college in 2.5 months.

Patrick's Place

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Saturday 6

1. Which doughnut shop do you prefer: Dunkin’ Donuts, Krispy Kreme, or a different store?

I like bakery donuts best, even grocery store bakeries, but Dunkin has a drive-thru, so that's where I went today before work. :-)

2. Do you prefer your doughnuts hot, room temperature or cool?

Room temperature. As in, below 70 and NO HUMIDITY. For some reason, it was really damp in the library today, which meant everything stuck to everything else. Yuck.

3. Take the quiz: What Donut Are You?

You Are a Boston Creme Donut

You have a tough exterior. No one wants to mess with you. But on the inside, you're a total pushover and completely soft. You're a traditionalist, and you don't change easily. You're likely to eat the same doughnut every morning, and you pout if it's sold out.

What Donut Are You?

I lovelovelove Boston Cremes!! And this is fairly accurate, though I'm not that much of a stick in the mud. I like to mix things up a little!

4. How do you usually spell it: doughnut or donut?

I've given up: it's donut all the time now.

5. Do you prefer cake-style or glazed?

Well, around here you can get a cake-style glazed donut pretty easily. Beast likes cake donuts; I like the inner-tube style airy, raised ones. Both of us want glazed. ;-)

6. Do you prefer frosted, creme-filled or plain?

Not plain. Otherwise, more sugar=more better.