Sunday Stealing

January

Taken from League of Extraordinary Penpals 

1. What are your plans for January? 

I have no big plans. I need to do the annual guardianship report for the courts this week. I get installed as an elder in front of the (Zoom) congregation next Sunday. I am desultorily shopping for Sparky's birthday present.

2. What do you want to see happen in 2021? 

I would like to see Biden surprise me with being less of a centrist than he clearly is.

3. What would you give a 5 star rating? 

Medical professionals.

4. Do you have writing goals for 2021? 

Just this sort of thing. I'm de facto editor for Sparky's writing, so that, too.

5. How do you feel about memoirs? 

I think they are probably really therapeutic to write. Many don't need to be published, and fewer are useful for anyone else.

6. If you could join any musical group who would you choose? 

The Go-Gos. The Bangles. The Spice Girls. Basically, girl groups, preferably managed by women.

7. What are your favorite genres across all media? 

I like suspenseful reads and movies. Not gory, especially not movies, but well-written twisty stuff.

8. What candle scents are your favorite? 

"Clean" scents. I've got a STRONG vanilla one going right now.

9. How well can you mimic other accents or voices? 

I do it mostly unconsciously, and often.

10. What books are on your TBR list in 2021? 

I'm in a a Michael Connelly and Louise Penny phase right now, and I'm struggling to read anything very deep, so it's looking like a lot of pretty formulaic mysteries otherwise.

11. When do you decide it’s time to upgrade/buy something new? 

When whatever-it-is stops working right, or just gets very worn out, or holey.

12. Why is your favorite color your favorite color? 

Blue. Forever and always.

13. Who understands you the best? 

lol--no one
Maybe you-all?

14. Do you write letters? 

Not anymore. Occasional emails and lots of texts.

15. How do you keep going when times are hard?

Guilt over failing other people.

Psst, really I'm fairly misanthropic....

You Are Somewhat Charismatic

You have great social skills, and you know how to turn on the charm when you need to. Generally speaking, you are content to be a normal person. You're not a wallflower, but you don't seek the spotlight either. You like to hang back and observe. You study social situations before jumping in and making your presence known. You succeed by being a bit of a chameleon. You know how to blend in or stand out, depending on what your goals are.

Are You Charismatic?

I rarely have goals beyond "Don't be too weird" or "Disappear into the carpet ASAP."

Blogthings

You Are Jane Bennet

You are just lovely in every way, but you are too modest to ever admit it. You are considered the ideal mate by many. You are kind and considerate, even when others don't deserve it. You are a patient and polite person, and you do well with children. You see the best in everyone and assume they are working with good motives. You aren't the type to let the world ruin your optimism. You feel very deeply even if you don't express those feelings openly. You can be a bit more reserved, especially when it comes to matters of the heart.

Which Bennet Sister Are You?

Having never read the book, I have no idea if this is a good thing or not. Jane sounds like a little bit of a Good Two-Shoes to me.

Saturday 9

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Five O'Clock World (1966)
Unfamiliar with this week's tune? Hear it here.

1. Think back to Friday. Did it fly by? Or did you find yourself checking the clock and wishing it was 5:00?

It was a busy day. My days are usually packed, and I rarely have time to watch the clock. This is entirely intentionally; I can't think of anything worse than sitting doing nothing.

2. This song refers to the 5:00 whistle that signifies the end of the work day. What's the last whistle, alarm or buzzer you heard?

I was at a high school on Wednesday for a couple hours and heard class-ending bells (really, 'tones' that are not at all bell-like) a few times.

3. In the 1960s, the Vogues often appeared on TV variety shows to promote their record albums. Do you have the TV on now, as you answer these questions?

Nope. I know, shocking! It's quite silent: I can hear the clock ticking, and Beast getting ready to head to church to do sound/lights for a funeral. And the washing machine cycling.

4. "Vogue" means "popular or fashionable." Tell us about something that you feel is in vogue today.

Meanness.

5. Vogue magazine reported that the big Fall/Winter trend was brocade. Describe the latest addition to your Fall/Winter wardrobe.

Brocade???? Holy cats, really?? smh
I bought a peasant-style blouse off Amazon during their post-Christmas sales. It's quite comfy, and I got it for less than half its tagged price.

6. Vogue editor Anna Wintour is such a difficult boss that disgruntled employees nicknamed her "Nuclear Wintour." What qualities do you think make a good boss?

Right now, I'd love to have a boss with people awareness, one that lets his staff get on with things and only gets involved in interpersonal stuff after the employees have tried to work things out among themselves. In general terms, though, honesty, humor, and creativity are imperative.

7. Ms. Wintour was rumored to be the inspiration for the character of Amanda in the book and movie, The Devil Wears Prada. Did you receive any books or movies for Christmas 2015? Did you receive any gift cards that you then used for books or movies?

I did get a couple of books--because Beast knows that I'd better get books or there'll be a problem. I don't think I got any DVDs and no gift cards.

8. "Vogue" was also a dance, made famous by Madonna in her 1990 hit by the same name. Can you name another Madonna song?

"Like a Virgin" was the first thing that popped into my head...followed by Weird Al's rendition.

9. Random question from a Sat9-er: How organized are your clean clothes? (Stacked in piles, folded neatly in drawers, still in the dryer....?)

Today's laundry day, so most everything clean is put away. Socks are at least ON the boxes in which they're meant to be living, and there's one pair of jeans that I've only worn briefly that's hanging on the clothes rack.

Sunday Stealing

(Link in meme-roll)
Q & A Meme

1. What would you pick as a major, if you could go back to college and do it again?

I'd probably take more religion classes and fewer communication courses.

2. Who is the one celebrity with whom you would most like to have an indepth conversation?

Are the President or the First Lady celebrities? If not then I guess I'll go with Bono or Rachel Maddow.

3. If you could make a living doing ANYthing, what would that be?

Sitting in my living room, desultorily scanning the internet, reading books, and eating sugar cookies. Maybe doing some authority control work or cataloging. Nothing that involves a lot of people F2F most of the time, that's for sure!

4. What’s your all-time very favorite dessert?

Tiramisu.

5. How many pairs of jeans do you own?

I only 3 pairs of blue jeans but only one pair fits me. I have three pairs of non-blue jeans that I wear for work.

6. What is your favorite flower, and why?

Heirloom roses, the big floribunda type. With scent.

7. What book has most changed your life?

I don't remember life before the Bible or the Little House series, so I don't know if it changed my life. The books that have changed my worldview are legion though: The Book of Ruth, Atticus, Plainsong, From Here to Eternity, The Great Gatsby, Wuthering Heights, Nicholas & Alexandra. Actually, perhaps that last one is the most telling, as it really ignited my interest in Russian history 30 years ago, which I still enjoy today.

8. What is your least favorite vegetable? Is there any way you can be persuaded to eat it?

I do not like raw (or plain stewed) tomatoes alone. I will eat them in salsa because they're unrecognizable, but I really can't stand the taste, the scent, or the texture of them. {{shudder}}

9. If you could take a nonstop first class flight to any destination, where would you pick to land?

It would be whatever the longest flight from the west coast towards Australia/New Zealand would be....

10. If your 15 minutes of fame included a stint on American Idol, what song would be your trademark solo?

Hell. No. It's not happening.

11. If you could pick one former friend (who has remained elusive in this wild Facebook world) to reunite with, who would you unearth?

I'd love to know where Gloria (college) ended up, and Teri (high school).

12. You have been awarded the time off from work and an all-expenses paid week anywhere in the United States. The catch is that it must be somewhere you have not been before. Where do you choose to visit?

Taos.

13. Name three of your guilty pleasures.

Sugar cookies, blogging, naps.

14. The best kind of cookie is:

Heh. Lofthouse iced sugar cookies. And my mom's oatmeal raisin cookies from when I was a child.

15. What do you value most in other people?

Tactful honesty.

16. Have you ever looked back at your life and realized that something you thought was a bad thing was actually a blessing in disguise?

Most everything in my life has had a silver lining. I'm still trying to figure out how the death of my niece's first baby (and her near-death) can be a positive though. Everything else....I wouldn't be who I am now without those things happening.

17. What is the most beautiful place you’ve ever visited?

Ouray. Ydra. Moosehead.

18. Are you more of a thinker or a feeler?

I think I'm a good mixture of both, but I'm virtually certain that most people think I'm more of a feeler.

19. Name three things you are thankful for right now.

Football (though not the game we're slogging through now--Jets v. Dolphins at Wembley), autumn weather, diet Dr. Pepper.

20. Have you ever participated in a three-legged race?

....wowwwWWWW! Yes, about 40 years ago!

21. When you are at an event that plays the National Anthem, do you place your hand over your heart?

I think so? I know I always sing along if they aren't trying to be all cute with the tune.

Saturday 9

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Stay with Me (2014)
... because Kwizgiver recommended it
Unfamiliar with this week's tune? Hear it here.

1) Sam Smith explains that this song is about just not wanting to wake up alone. How about you? Are you comfortable being by yourself?

I adore being alone. Alone is awesome. Part of the reason for feeling this way is having learned to entertain myself as a child, being the youngest of 5, far younger than everyone else. My nearest sib moved permanently out of the house when I was about 10. There weren't really too many kids in the neighborhood. And nowadays, Beast travels for work and is gone probably 60% of each month. I come home to an empty house during the work-week a lot. It's nice not to have to be social after a long day of sociability at work.

2) Last year a lawsuit filed by Tom Petty and Jeff Lynne, who maintained that "Stay with Me" was really just "I Won't Back Down." Petty and Lynne won. Have you ever served on a jury?

I was called and went through part of voir dire before being dismissed (for recalling the article in the paper about the defendant). Your timing is great though: this week I received a summons for Grand Jury duty next month. Whee!

3) Smith performed this on The David Letterman Show. Did you watch Dave's final episode last May?

Nope. But that's par--I think I might have sat through, at most, 5 full episodes of the show over it's entire run. I never really 'got' Dave's humor.

4) Smith says his style was influenced by ladies with "massive voices," including Adele, Amy Winehouse, Chaka Kahn, and Whitney Houston. Of those four, which do you listen to most often?

Adele probably edges out Amy at this point. I never listen to Whitney without hearing Beast sneering in my head, and ... well, Chaka isn't really on my list. What about Tina Turner and Aretha Franklin. Melissa Etheridge?? Janis Joplin?? Mary J? Beyonce? Sam, you disappoint me.

5) Speaking of style, Mr. Smith is a smart dressed man who looks comfortable and dapper as he walks the red carpet in a tux. Do you enjoy getting dressed up for special occasions?

Not particularly. If I had stylists and what-all, it might be different, but I don't so it pretty much sucks.

6) "Occasions" is a word that makes Crazy Sam stumble because she can never remember how to spell it correctly. Are you a good speller?

Yes, but I'm full of self-doubt so I'm not ashamed of using spell-check and looking up words. "Occasion" isn't one of my bugbears, but i have a lot of trouble with double-vowel words ("niece," "gauge," etc.), and the -ant/-ent endings

7) Sam Smith was born on May 19, which makes him a Taurus. When did you last check your horoscope?

The last time we ate at a Chinese restaurant, which is the wrong kind of horoscope, I realize. I don't follow astrology much at all.

8) Tauruses are supposed to be reliable, organized and ambitious. Do any of those three adjectives describe you?

I'm fairly reliable, and occasionally organized. Not ambitious at all. Good think I wasn't born in late May/early June, eh?

9) Random question: Look at the floor. Do you see carpet, rug, hard wood or tile?

Wood laminate.

when a true genius appears in the world...

(Stolen from Amy)

What would be your biggest achievement to date?

It's not job-related, though I've done well there, for sure. I would say the big achievements of my life have been extremely personal: raising a child to adulthood who shows promise of being a Very Good Person, staying married for 29 years through a fair number of bumps and stumbles, maintaining my faith, discovering that I'm OK and Good Enough.

Do you prefer baths or showers?

Baths. I love a good soak with a good book and bubbles.

Are you a good liar?

I was always amazed as a child at the bald-faced lies my mom (seemed to) believe. Later, I have wondered if she was content to let me stew in my guilt and bad judgment. I've certainly done that with Sparky at times. As an adult, I lie -- white lies, mostly -- almost daily: answers to questions such as "How do I look?" and "Aren't you glad to see me?" and my most common response "It's great to see you!"

Are you a good judge of character?

Eventually. Sometimes I try to hard too see the good side of things when I really should just let the situation be what it actually is.

Are you any good at charades?

I think so, but this is really more of a function of how well your teammates know you, or rather, how well you connect with them. I also haven't played charades in many decades.

How long could you go without talking?

Seeing as how I regularly talk to myself, not long. How long could I go without speaking to another person? DAAAAAYYYYSSSS (and it sounds like heaven!).

Have you ever won a giant sized cuddly toy from a fair?

I didn't win it; Beast did. I'm pretty sure all those prizes have been relegated to the garbage long since.

Why does it always rain on me?

Because you're too stupid (or pathetic) to remember to bring your umbrella.

Why doesn't it ever seem to rain on me?

And we have achieved some level of incompatibility here....

Have you ever sailed a boat?

I've been on probably 10 boats total in my entire life, ranging from rowboat to large lake-vessel. I'm not a fan of being out in the middle of big water because of the whole (not) swimming thing. Big boats I'm ok with. I white-knuckle the rowboat and canoe options.

Do you have a lawyer?

Do I need one? What have you heard?!
I have one very good friend who is a (non-practicing) attorney, I work with a woman whose husband is a good criminal attorney, and I know a couple of other attorneys who mostly practice family law and do wills and that sort of thing. One works for the nearest Judicial District. So, I think actually I'm set, should I need legal advice.

Do you buy people presents to bring back when you go on holiday?

As a rule, when you become a parent and take trips without the child(ren), it's a good idea to bring back something for your offspring. So in that respect, yes. I also try to bring something back to snack on for people at work. And if I see stuff for my friends, I'll snag it too. But I'm not always on the lookout, I fear.

Are you the sort to step in and try to break up a fight?

Only to shift it to somewhere I don't have to deal with it. My go-to when people start posturing is, "Don't get blood on the carpet! If you're going to fight, take it outside." And that's if I'm in a position of authority at work or somewhere. If I'm out in public, I would be most likely to call 911 on adults or older teens, and maybe start hollering at kids. I stay completely out of anything involving an animal fighting. Always.

Have you ever been in a fight?

Have you met my family?! We have been known to fight over the stupidest things, verbally. There's not a lot of hitting, though. The last time I hauled off and smacked someone was 12 years ago when Sparky did something asshatted and I spanked him, which was also the ONLY time I spanked him. It hurt my hands and wrists, so yeah. I've been in one fight per se on the playground in 5th (?) grade with Jeri J.

Have you ever started a rumour?

I don't think I've done it intentionally or maliciously, but I'm sure I have been involved in untoward speculation that has gotten out of hand. I'm not proud of that.

Have you ever heard any outstanding rumours about yourself?

No. I kind of wish I would. As far as I know for sure, no one talks about me. Which, in all seriousness, is probably just fine.

Do you own a paddling pool?

I don't even know WTF this is!

What potential talents do you think you might have if you worked at them?

Writing, organizing, copy-editing, teaching.

Sunday Stealing

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Unusual Things

1. Who was the last person of the opposite sex you laid in a bed with?

Well, Beast, of course.

2. Where was the last place you went out to eat?

"Went out" as in "sat in the restaurant" was Jimmy John's with Sparky on Thursday. "Went out" as in ate food made by someone besides me was DQ on Friday.

3. What was the last alcoholic beverage you consumed?

I had a glass of wine at a meeting about two weeks ago.

4. Which do you prefer - eyes or lips?

I prefer having both, thanks.

5. Medicine, fine arts, or law?

As ... what? Profession? Hobby? I honestly can't even figure out how to answer this. I'm not much interested in law or people who spend time thinking about law, but the other two are interesting to me. If I had to pick one of those broad areas in which to work, it would be fine arts.

6. Best kind of pizza?

California Pizza Kitchen's chicken and spinach white flatbread pizza.

7. Is your bedroom window open?

Nope. The front door is, and the A/C is on, so I need to remedy one or the other of those situations.

8. What is in store for your future?

Old age. At least, I sort of hope so...

9. Who was the last band you saw live?

I'm wearing a T-shirt right now for Starship, and I think (sadly) that was it. About 4 years ago now. Not really into concert-going anymore.

10. Do you take care of your friends while they are sick?

Only if they live with or near me. To be less flip, it depends on the illness. A cold, yes, I'll stop by if asked or hit the grocery store for them or whatever, but generally people just want to sleep and I can't help with that. Serious illness, though, I try to do what I can.

11. Any historical figures that you envy?

Hmmm. I envy the original disciples for being able to know Jesus in person--but really, I wish they'd've asked more sensible questions or written better lecture notes or something! I kind of envy whoever Shakespeare was writing all those love sonnets to. I've never really thought about envy in terms of historical personages though. Interesting concept.

12. How many songs are on your iTunes?

Zero. I don't use iTunes.

13. What brand of digital camera do you own?

Uhm....? I have no idea. I use my phone pretty exclusively. Maybe we have a baby Canon digital thingy.

14. When was the last time you got a good workout?

Hah!

15. Are you experienced?

Yes.

16. If you need a new pair of jeans, what store do you go to first?

Farm & Fleet or Kohls.

17. Are you a quitter?

At times. In some areas, I excel at quitting, in fact.

18. What are two bands or singers that you will always love?

Billy Joel. U2.

19. What of the seven deadly sins are you guilty of?

Oh, I'm definitely quite the Queen of Sloth. I can probably hold my own on a couple of others, but Sloth, yeah, that's what I'm all about.

20. Did you just have to Google the seven deadly sins to see what they were?

Nah. I couldn't name them all for you if you asked, but I know my skillset. ;-)

Saturday 9

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I Miss You (1997)
... because Smellyann suggested it
Unfamiliar with this week's tune? Hear it here.

1) In this song, Bjork knows what she's looking for in a mate, she just hasn't met him yet. If you are/were still looking for The One, what two qualities would you hope he/she possessed?

I'm not. But the things about Beast that I appreciate the most are his quick-wittedness (not just sense of humor, but intelligence), and his loyalty.

2) The lyrics ask if you believe "that a dream can come true." Do you believe that dreams come true if you wish hard enough?

"Wish"? No. Sometimes hard work can make them happen, but sometimes only good luck will make a difference.

3) Bjork turns 50 this year. Do you treat "milestone" birthdays differently? Or to you, is your age just a number?

I turned 50 a couple of years ago and that was a sorta-big deal. Generally though, it's just a number. I judge my age more on what happened to those in my family at that age; ages 47-55 haven't been kind.

4) Bjork was always highly musical. At the tender age of 6 she began studying classical piano and flute. Sam is impressed because at the age of 6, she was still trying to master tying her shoes. Do you consider yourself musical?

Yes. I took piano lessons as a youngster, played flute and piccolo from junior high into college, and love to sing. Music is really important to me.

5) She was born and raised in Reykjavik, Iceland. While the city is known for its bar scene, beer was banned there until 1995. How often do drink beer?

Never. Yuck. I've had, perhaps, the equivalent of one bottle of beer total in my lifetime. When I was on the train from Irkutsk to Beijing they ran out of everything to drink but Chinese beer, so I gagged some of that down till the train stopped and I could buy a bottle of fruit juice from someone on the platform.

6) 66ºNORTH is one of Iceland's biggest employers. This clothier makes quality outdoor wear and this time of year they sell a lot of durable rainwear. Do you have a raincoat?

I have a windbreaker. I used to have a London Fog raincoat that I loved. Then it got caught in a car door. And it was, fashion-wise, very dated, but I adored the color (sort of a shimmery copper).

7) In 1997, when this song was popular in clubs, Titanic was popular in theaters. Sam saw it and yes, she cried. How about you? Have you seen the saga of Jack and Rose? Did you enjoy it?

I believe I have seen all of the movie, though perhaps not in one sitting, and not until about 10 years after everyone else saw it 20 times each in theaters. I'm way more interested in the true stories of the tragedy than fiction.

8) Also in 1997, singer John Denver died. Name a John Denver song.

It's been that long?! Oh dear. "Annie's Song", "Rocky Mountain High", "Grandma's Feather Bed", "Calypso"....so many.... I loved that man; he meant my childhood.

9) Random question: If you had the opportunity to sky dive, would you take it?

Hmm. Had you asked me 10 years ago, the answer would have been an unqualified YES! Now, though...I'm not sure. More age=more fear.

Blogthings

You Are Abraham Lincoln

You are a very principled person who can't help but worry about the world. Your conscience weighs heavy on you. You have the best of intentions, and you are very earnest. There's little you prefer more than the simple truth. You are internally motivated and able to tackle almost any challenge. You don't give up, and you're very diligent. You have high expectations and tend to be firm with those around you, including yourself. However, you are also very warm, generous, and forgiving.

What Mount Rushmore President Are You?

Friday 5

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Like Family, Part 1

1. In what not-so-good way are you like your father?

   I'm stubborn and don't like to be bossed around.

2. In what not-so-good way are you like your mother?

   I have martyr tendencies and, uhm, eruptions of temper.

3. In what not-so-good way are you like your siblings?

   Tactless. So much tactlessness in my family.

4. In what not-so-good way are you like a relative outside your immediate family?

   Like Ben, I tend to over-focus on things to the exclusion of the rest of the universe.

5. If members of your family voted, what would they elect as the thing about you they'd most like to change?

   Among the other generation, I'd probably get dinged for lack of communication. Among the rest, I don't know. I think I tend to be "the fun aunt" since I'm the youngest.

Blogthings

You Are Peeta

You are a gentle, compassionate, and introspective person. You love to take care of people. You are good at anticipating what others around you need before they even know that they need it. You are sensitive that way. You may be underestimated at times. People don't know how tough you are until you're pushed to your limits. You prefer peace, but you will fight for what's right ... especially when it concerns those that you love.

What Hunger Games Character Are You?

OK, I'm totally on-board with this. Peeta's mean to be an example of "dull as dishwater" but he's not a wimp, nor is he stupid. Better him than Gale, for me.

Blogthings

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You Are an Oak Tree

You are steady in your beliefs and actions. You aren't the kind of person who is easily swayed. You are very loyal to your friends and family. You will stick with them through thick and thin. Above all else, you are able to endure and stay the course. You settle in and dig deep. You are capable of great things, especially anything that requires patience. You stay the course. You tend to be a nester and a bit of a homebody. You prefer the comforts of home to the outside world. You are self-contained and happy to spend plenty of time alone. You enjoy being social too, but you just don't require it.

What Kind of Tree Are You?

Well, ain't this just peachy! As I type this, I'm exhibiting all of these traits as well as (more) biting of my tongue and extreme nausea. I hate it. But there ya go....

Blogthings

You Are Streamlined

You aren't the type to be always on the run, because you live a simple, minimalist, and efficient life. You have taken the time to figure out what matters most to you. And you focus on that as much as possible. You take good care of your body and health in a holistic way. You believe that small choices and habits add up. You are never too hard on yourself, and you practice moderation. Overdoing it is just as detrimental as slacking off. While you are a modest person, you crave quality and even luxury. You rather have fewer, but nicer, things. There is a comfortable authenticity to how you live your life. You don't feel like you owe anyone an explanation.

The Vintage Sneaker Test

Hmmm, well, yes, I probably have some vintage sneakers....lol

Blogthings Explosion

(I'm nearly caught up on these...really!)

You Are Free Spirited

You are a wanderer and a traveler. Nothing makes you feel more alive than being out on the open road. You never can predict where your life is going next, and you're cool with that. You like a life of experiences. If you were a musician, you would have a deep repertoire to draw from. You could play live for hours at a time. And it's likely that the songs you liked best would be the ones you wrote on the road. Performing would inspire you. You rock because you have a spirit of openness and excitement in all aspects of your life. You don't approach anything with negativity. If something doesn't work out, oh well! It's just another adventure for you to look back on one day.

The Guitar Test

Startlingly accurate. There are a few duds here, but the overall picture is the way I try (hard) to face the world.

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You Are a Philosopher

You fall under the water element. Like water, you are fluid and reflective. You are both observant and curious. You like to see where everything is going. You are less dogmatic than most people. You don't have a set idea of how you want things to go. You are open and adaptable. Unlike others, you realize how little you can control in life. You are modest and objective. You don't spend too much time congratulating yourself about anything. Instead, you think more about what you appreciate in others. You love ingenuity and creativity.

What Elemental Archetype Are You?

At my best, yeah. I do, despite my best intentions, certain expectations of what is coming down the pike, but I've slowly tried to wean myself of that worldview....

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Your Birth Flower is a Chrysanthemum

Like a chrysanthemum, you are bursting with cheerfulness, color, and optimism. You see the world as an abundant place. There is plenty of joy for anyone who wants it. You are quick to laugh, smile, or crack a joke. You love to lighten the mood whenever possible. You are a great friend, and you're always looking for more partners in crime. You have the best time with your pals. If you fall in love, you tend to keep it a secret for a long time. You make your move slowly. You usually won't indicate your feelings unless you are sure they are mutual. You don't like to make others uncomfortable.

What Does Your Birth Flower Say About You?

...whereas this one is oddly off in almost every way.

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You Are in the Early Majority

You aren't the earliest adopter when it comes to technology. You like to wait things out a bit. You love new things, but you want to wait until they are proven. Being on the cutting edge is expensive! You may feel like you're the last person you know to get on board with a new idea or thing, but you're still rather early when compared to the general public. It's likely that you know about something a while before you decide to go for it. You like to do your due diligence. You are open to new ideas, and it's likely that you're quite active in your community. You have your ear to the ground. If someone recommends something to you, you'll probably check it out. And if you like it, you'll pass on the recommendation.

Are You An Early Adopter?

Yup.

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You Are Serious

You are the type of person who is happiest when you're grounded and into your routine. You like predictability. You don't mind having responsibilities and jobs to do. If anything, being needed helps you stabilize your life. You are honest, loyal, and ethical. You can be depended on [try] to do the right thing no matter what the circumstances. You believe 'what goes around comes around', and you try to set a good example for others ... even if they're behaving poorly. You take things seriously, but not too seriously. You surprise others with your offbeat humor and ability to make fun of yourself. You give everything your all, including having fun. You do well socially, especially in more structured situations.

The Modern Painting Test

And we end with a clear winner.

Blogthings Explosion

You Should Throw a Barbecue

You love a party that's a casual and easygoing affair, with as many people attending as possible. Unlike most people, you do well with mingling and small talk. You love the vibe of a chatty party. In your opinion, parties are a great way to get to know friends and acquaintances better. When in doubt, you invite someone. You don't think it takes much to make a good party, and you don't stress about it. All it takes is some good food and company. If you could, you'd throw a party every weekend. You're a people person, and being around others helps you relax. Of all the types, you are the best host. Entertaining others is just something you do easily and well.

What Kind of Party Should You Throw?

Well, we were all good till those last couple of paragraphs. I couldn't possibly do a party every week, and I don't know about me being "the best host" though I strive to make people comfy.

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You Prioritize People

When making a big decision, you put others first - both those you know and those you don't know. You believe that every life is important. You aren't going to do something to advance some if it harms others. When it comes to what's right, every person counts. You firmly believe in treating others how you'd like to be treated. And while being self-centered may work out in the short run, it's not good for anyone long term - including the selfish person. Those who don't know you well may be jealous of your kind and compassionate heart. It's not easy for people to be as giving as you are. And while some people may not understand why you're so altruistic, they certainly don't mind being the recipients of your generosity.

What Do You Prioritize?

OK, really , people get jealous of kind people? What is that about?? Oh, and by the way, I can be pretty jealous too.

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Your Ideal Beach Vacation Is Cozy

Your idea of a day at the beach is one that feels as natural and as homey as possible. You dream of living at the beach, and even if you can't live there permanently, you'd like to be there a while. Your dream beach getaway would place you right on the beach with your own private quarters. You'd love to wake up to a beach sunrise and wind down with a beach sunset. And listen to the ocean crashing as you sleep. For you, the beach is a place to get warm and sleepy. Once you get comfortable, you never want to leave. More than any type, you belong on the coast permanently. If it isn't already, then it should be your home.

The Beach Postcard Test

Uhm, no, I've no interest in living near a large body of water. Don't mind visiting, though. I really do love to hear water hitting the shore right outside my bedroom, but I would NOT like it in the winter or during a storm.

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You Are an Online Diary

You like documenting your daily life - the ups, downs, and little things that make it special. You also love to share what's going on in your life with friends, family, and maybe even a stranger or two. An online diary is the perfect way for a more social person like yourself to log the day's events. Just writing things down in a little book seems a bit lonely to you. You like to discuss your life. You may even be the type who resists having a 'diary' or 'journal'. It seems a bit angsty to you. But when you consider it as more of a daily log, then it becomes a lot more appealing.

Are You a Diary or a Journal Quiz?

Well, good to have some confirmation of what I've been doing on Blogger for 9.5 years!

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You Are Strawberry Sorbet

On the surface, you seem shy and mild mannered. You aren't one to really make waves. Deep down, however, you are very robust and confident. You are sure of yourself and who you are. You are refreshing because you are constantly questioning the status quo. You are a natural skeptic. You don't like to make waves unless you have to, but you are also able to stand up to the strongest personalities. You are no-nonsense and very opinionated in your approach to life. You try to see the best in everything, but you don't let your view get crowded by idealism.

What Flavor Sorbet Are You?

Except I really can't stand strawberries unless I'm eating them plain, or with (a little) whipped cream.

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Your Style is Classic

Your everyday wardrobe is timeless, well tailored, and appropriate. You pick clothes well. You make sure to buy items that will last a long time, both in terms of style and quality. You don't like trendy clothes. When you dress up, you go for a tried and true formal look. You don't find formal occasions to be the time to experiment. Because you have a well curated closet of clothes, you tend to have something for every event... at long as you dig deeply enough. When you dress down, you go for a more preppy or basic look. You like your casual attire to be streamlined. Just because everyone is is wearing gym clothes, it doesn't mean you're going to. You save those for the gym.

The Hat Test

Well...no. I am Ms. T-shirt and Jeans. Every day. Even at work.

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You Are a Secondary Color

You blend in and adapt well. You are quite flexible - you can change with the times. You are an adept communicator, especially with difficult people. You know how to smooth things over. You are more of a generalist than a specialist. You do many things well and can wear many hats. You fit in well with any crowd. You immediately take the vibe of every room and adjust appropriately. The secondary colors are: orange, green, and purple. They are made [b]y mixing two secondary colors. Like a secondary color, you are good at handling multiple strong personalities. You mediate well.

Are You A Primary, Secondary, or Tertiary Color?

I chalk this up to my childhood: youngest child in a family of people with Very Strong Opinions. So, basically, I never get to have an opinion, I just have to shut up and [try to] keep the peace.

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You Are Monday

Believe it or not, some people actually like Mondays. And you're one of them. You are in a good place right now, productivity wise, and you can't wait to get back to work each week. You have an amazing amount of drive and focus. You aren't going to give up until you reach your goal. On Mondays, you have a spring in your step. You're ready to get back to making things happen. Traditional success is important to you, and there's a lot that you want to accomplish in your life. And it's likely that you're ahead of the game already. You're willing to work hard to get what you want.

What's Your Day of the Week?

Well, lots of people like to work hard at stuff they like. This week has been bad in terms of motivation. But I do really like Mondays.

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You Are Cheerful

You have a sunny attitude and rarely feel down. You approach the world with wonder and optimism. You know that it's one hundred times easier to find something to be sad about than happy about. But you think happiness is worth the extra effort. At night, you are usually relaxed and content. You're equally happy to be at home or out and about. Unlike most people, you have a good deal of energy left at night. You're great at pacing yourself during the day. For you, solitude is an important part of balance. You don't like too much or too little of it. Of all the types, you need the least amount of solitude. Being around others makes you light up.

The Owl Test

That last line about not needing solitude is soooooo very wrong. And I'm often down, but I'm a whole lot better these days at pulling myself together, and moving forward.

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You Are a White Pizza

You are a[n] calm and easygoing person. You live a well organized and almost chaos[-]free life. You are a very positive person. You are content with your life as is, and you feel like you have a lot. You have simple tastes, and you tend to notice quality above all else. You appreciate a job done right. You are not picky or judgmental though. You have your preferences, but there is nothing snobby about you. You take your commitments and responsibilities seriously. You [try to] always follow through on your promises. Of all the types, you are the most accepting. You see everyone as on their own paths, and you're good with that.

What California Pizza Are You?

I LOVE white pizza!!! And this is somewhat accurate.

Sunday Stealing

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The Not So Manly Meme

1. Boxers? Briefs? Boxer briefs? Thongs? Bikinis? Commando?

I do like boy-shorts, but usually wear regular (girl) briefs or bikinis. Thongs are the invention of the devil, and commando is gross.

2. What’s your fussiest personal care routine?

I've tried to de-fuss as much as possible, but I try very hard not to put on deodorant until I've been out of the shower for at least 10 minutes. Otherwise, I can't think of anything much I fuss about, especially in girl terms.

3. Do you have a favorite tool? Power or manual?

There are just so very many ways to go here that are 100% snarky that I can't decide which one to go with. So I'll just say that I really do like screwdrivers, manual if-you-please.

4. Can you change your own oil? Do you?

I could probably figure it out if I wanted to. Beast has always done it for all the cars we've owned. If he weren't here I'd take it to Bob (our regular repair guy) or JiffyLube.

5. What’s the "manliest / 'womanliest" thing you do on a regular basis?

I hate this question on principle. I'm kind of the least "womanly" woman you're likely to meet, and I'm clearly not manly.

6. What’s something "manly" that you never learned how to do?

Pee standing up.

7. Do you ever cry? If so, what’s your trigger?

What isn't my trigger?? I cry all the time. Less than say 10 years ago, though, so by the time I'm dead I'll probably have stopped completely. Today it was the music, the fellowship, and a baptism.

8. Do you have a chivalrous streak? How does it manifest itself?

Uhm. I hold doors for people...?

9. Do you have a chauvinistic streak? How does it manifest itself?

...I'm getting irritated... I'm sure there are times when I'm adamant that certain people act in a certain way, but I really try NOT to do this, at least not SERIOUSLY!

10. What’s your favorite movie?

"Heathers"

11. What’s the dumbest, testosterone-inspired thing you’ve ever seen?

War, any war but especially the one in Iraq, ranks right up there.

12. What quality do you think makes a good man good? Do you have that quality?

Trustworthiness, dependability, kindness, strength of character. I have lots of these characteristics, but they don't often show up at the appropriate times or amounts.... By the way, these are the same qualities that make good women. Just to be clear.

13. Toilet seat up or down?

I don't really give a shit (ha ha), but Beast prefers it down along with the lid.

14. If your significant other is away, do you cook for yourself or eat out of cans and boxes (or rely on local drive-throughs and delivery)?

I tend to nosh when Beast travels. I definitely don't cook, unless it's a matter of heating up leftovers in the microwave.

15. What societal expectation of being a man / women do you most resent?

I'm not a fan of societal expectations of any kind that are based on gender.

16. What’s the best part - societal-wise - about being a man / women?

See previous answer.

17. Will you stop to ask for directions?

Of course. I've done it before, and I'm sure I'll do it again.

18. What’s one thing about your significant other that you just cannot understand, no matter how hard you try?

I don't understand his drive. He's like the Energizer bunny, with added stubbornness.

19. What do you need to have in the shower?

Well, water, I guess.

20. Do you burp/fart/scratch? Do you do anything stereotypically male?

Yup, all of the above. I swear too. And drink. And wear pants. And watch football games and NASCAR. I think Vogue and Mademoiselle are the stupidest goddamn waste of paper, I hate cooking, and I don't crave jewelry and flowers for every ridiculous occasion. But...yup, just checked: I'm definitely a girl.

Patrick's Place

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Saturday 6

1. What caused the oldest scar you have on your body?

The oldest one I'm aware of is on my right knee (though, to be honest, it's so old it's nearly invisible now). I got it while carrying stuff into the house after we ate on the patio one summer evening when I was 8 or 9; I tripped over a piece of the back door threshold that had come loose and fell on it, and it sort of pinched and tore the skin. It's right at the top of the kneecap, about a quarter of an inch square. It hurt like hell and I bled like a stuck pig for awhile. Much screaming. No stitches, just a band aid. That was in the days of not going to the hospital for anything short of loss of consciousness or bones sticking out.

2. When getting dressed, what order do you put on your socks and shoes: sock-sock-shoe-shoe, or sock-shoe-sock-shoe?

Usually socks first then shoes, because usually my shoes only go on at the last minute. I've noticed that doing each foot completely, on the rare occasions that I do that, feels extraordinarily weird.

3. What would be the three qualities you think you’d offer to your significant other?

Honesty, humor, and compassion.

4. How long did it take you to find what you consider to be your "calling" in life, or are you still trying to find it?

I think once someone completely stops looking, s/he might as well roll over and die. Having said that, I knew I wanted to work with books at a pretty young age; nothing else sounded at all fun.

5. What old movie would you like to see someone attempt to update for a modern audience?

NONE of them! Let's have some originality for a change!

6. Do you honestly believe that a man and woman can be “just friends” without it becoming sexual?

Sure. I have dozens of guy friends that not only have I not HAD sex with, but I wouldn't even WANT to have sex with. (eeeuwwww)

Patrick's Place

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Saturday Six

1. What are three things you'd like to change about yourself in 2012?

It would be nice if I could manage to stop inhaling food at the rate I have been. I'd also like to get back to reading books--I've really sloughed off the last few years. And, hmm, have better follow-through on some things I have let slide in a major way.

2. Of those three, which do you think would be the easiest to change?

The reading ought to be the easiest, since it's enjoyable. The others mean I have to be "good" and not lazy.

3. Of the three, what's your biggest roadblock to changing the one you think would be the most difficult to change?

The hardest thing is the food thing. I meant, I gotta eat. And the bad stuff just tastes so damn good....

4. Which of the three do you think would be easiest to change if you had someone to help keep you on track to reach a particular goal?

Oh, well, probably all of them. If I were competing on any of them, those would be the ones I'd probably excel at.

5. Have you ever used an "accountability partner," someone who would keep you on track to reach a particular goal?

I tried Weight Watchers for a little over a year. Started great. The people at the meetings were annoying. I need to get over myself before I start that again. Otherwise, no.

6. Who's the first person in your life that you would consider reaching out to for such a partnership and why?

Normally I would say Beast, but realistically he's got just a leetle much on his plate right now, and besides, he's not mean enough (to me) to be The Enforcer.

Blogthings Explosion

You Are Gothic

You can be too moody and impossible to understand. Most people don't have feelings as strong as yours. You are a sensitive, romantic soul. You live to love... it's the most important thing for you. You're quite loyal to those you love most - friends and family. You have a sweet heart. You are a deeply spiritual and wise person. You seek meaning in every aspect of your life.

Which Architectural Style Are You?

I had to post this because it's so freakin' wrong.

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You Are Somewhat Self Conscious

You look inward without being self absorbed about it. You believe it's important to know yourself. You are positive, optimistic, and downright sanguine. You see the world through rose colored glasses. You can dig deep. You are amazingly resourceful and resilient when you need to be. Like everyone else, you have your fair share of self-doubts. You try to rise above questioning yourself too much.

How Self Conscious Are You?

OK, I can sorta get behind this.

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You Are Motivated By Purpose

You are optimistic about the days and years to come. You think things are getting better and better. You are a visionary. You are a dreamer, but your dreams are less crazy than they seem. You may not show it easily, but you have a lot of compassion in your heart for others. You care about the world. You are philosophical and idealistic. You aren't willing to compromise on what's important.

What Motivates You?

Not so much, really.

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Your Friends See You as Relaxed

You strive for harmony and peace. You want other people to be happy and healthy. You are very sentimental and nostalgic. You have sweet and tender feelings about the past. You take an undemanding approach to life. Every good thing that comes your way is a blessing. You are serene and satisfied with your life. You're content but not complacent.

How Do Your Friends See You?

Meh, ok. You should really ask my friends, though.

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You Are Dumbo the Flying Elephant

You rather be with your friends than be alone. You prefer to be surrounded by others. If you're bored, you will tend to become lazy and apathetic. You are content to just be. You are a total people person, and you get listless when you're alone. You need someone to bounce energy off of. You are outgoing and a social butterfly of sorts. You pride yourself on being able to get along with everyone.

What Disneyworld Ride Are You?

This is just about as accurate as the one I started with.