Saturday 9

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Georgia on My Mind (1978)

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1) This lyrics refer to "an old sweet song." What old sweet song is a favorite of yours?

I've had Ollabelle's "All is Well" running around for weeks now. 

2) Composer Hoagy Carmichael said he was inspired by saxophonist Frankie Trumbauer to write a song about Georgia. In those days, bands traveled by bus and Frankie enjoyed rolling through Georgia. Hoagy recalled that Frankie even volunteered the first two words, "Georgia, Georgia ..." If we were to organize a Saturday 9 bus trip, where would you recommend we go for lovely scenery?

We can head north about 20 minutes to a lovely lake with enormous mansions on the shore and a dedicated walking path that circles the complete lakeshore. 

3) This version of "Georgia on My Mind" was controversial before it was even recorded. Willie Nelson's label, Columbia, didn't see the point of their outlaw country star singing an old standard that was associated with Ray Charles and Ella Fitzgerald. Willie had the last laugh. This record was a hit and Willie won a Grammy. Tell us about a time when you were a success despite opposition.

This is the regular 'surprise' as the parent of an adult child. The kid has turned out ok despite all their opposition and ridiculous childhood/teen behavior. I'm not taking full credit by any means, but SOMEthing sunk in. 

4) While it's at odds with his "outlaw" image, Willie was a popular and active high school student. He played three sports and was a member of Future Farmers of America. What school activities did you participate in during your teen years?

I'm really struggling to picture Willie Nelson in a letter jacket... Anyway, I was in band and pretty hard-core about it because band at my school WAS hard-core. I also did Spanish Club, and some other random (really very random) things. 

5) Willie once worked as a tree trimmer, so clearly he didn't suffer from acrophobia. How about you? Do you have a fear of heights?

I am absolutely not afraid of heights. I have a healthy respect for them though because I am quite sensibly afraid of falling off things (mountains, ladders, steps...) 

6) He wrote the lyrics to one of his biggest hits, "On the Road Again," during a flight, using the airplane barf bag as scrap paper. That was back in 1980. In 2025, do you handwrite onto note paper, or do you make all your "notes to self" digitally?

I still do mostly hand-written notes, though I have a good collection of things on my phone too including my schedule for planning Thanksgiving Day which I haven't done in years.

7) In 1978, when Willie was singing "Georgia on My Mind," audiences were flocking to see the movie Grease. What's your favorite song from Grease?

I can't think of a song from that movie that I don't know backwards, forwards and upside down. I'm kinda partial to "There are Worse Things I Could Do."

8) Also in 1978, Karina Smirnoff was born. After spending her early years in the Ukraine, she came to America and found success on Dancing with the Stars. Are you a DWTS fan?

Nope. I vaguely know who she is, and I think I've watched the show maybe twice because I was visiting people who are (were) hooked. Meh. 

9) Random question: Do you ever carry a backpack?

I use Beast's computer backpack when I travel. So. Many. Little. Pockets. And it's big enough to fit about 4 summer outfits + jammies and all the rest of my BS. Mind you, I've taken exactly two trips that didn't include sleeping in Sparky's zipcode in the past 8 years.

Saturday 9

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Shake It Off (2014)
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1) This song makes Crazy Sam want to dance. What song inspires you to get on your feet?

There are a lot. Today I was chair dancing with Beast to Chubby Checker's The Twist while he waited for lunch. He was rolling his eyes at me, but he did get into it a little at least; I kept threatening to get him on his feet and do it properly, but he wasn't at all up for that.

2) Paul McCartney met Taylor Swift at the SNL 40 Anniversary special and told her he really enjoys playing and singing this song. What's the last song you sang along with?

This one. I just watched the video; cute. I like the song for all it's fluffiness. Before that, I seem to recall singing along to Nina Simone's version of Mood Indigo in the car earlier today.

3) The lyrics tell us Swift "shakes off" nasty gossip and unfair criticism. What about you? Do you worry about what others think of you?

I don't care at all, with a few exceptions: my boss, my son, and a couple of others.

4) Her parents are big music fans, and were going to name their baby (boy or girl) "Taylor" after their favorite artist, James Taylor. Can you think of a singer that your mom and/or dad really enjoyed?

Heh, I could have been named after Eydie Gorme if my parents had been in the right mood (not at all likely, btw).

5) She grew up on an 11-acre Christmas tree farm. Do you get a fresh tree every year, or do you have an artificial tree, or do you not put up a tree at all?

I have two fake trees (unless Sparky already took one) but I haven't put one up the last two years. Hasn't been very festive.

6) Taylor Swift is 5'10". According to the CDC, the average American woman is 5'4" while men are, on average, 5'9". Are you taller or shorter than average?

I'm closer to Taylor's height than the "average" although this may soon switch as I am shrinking. I am, today, taller than my husband whose head was on my shoulder today as we transferred from chair to bed.

7) She enjoys good, old fashioned mysteries, especially those by Agatha Christie. Are you currently reading a book for pleasure?

I'm reading three, er, four nonfiction books right now. The one I just put down is The Penguin Book of Hell. The others are slightly less intense.

8) Her brother Austin is a freelance photographer who took the official pictures for her 2008 concert tour. Who took the last photo of you?

Good God, I have no idea! Most likely it was a selfie with Beast. Unless you count the video call Sparky and I had on Tuesday.

9) Random question: What's your go-to comfy outfit?

I'm currently in yoga pants and a T (no bra). It's pretty effective as far as comfort.

Saturday 9 x 2

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Baby Love (1964)
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1) When this song was popular, the Supremes were known for their elaborate hairstyles, make up and full-length gowns. When was the last time you got dressed up?

A VERY long time. Over a year, probably. I wasn't even really all that dressed up for the wedding I went to, as I recall, but it wasn't a super-fancy wedding with required formal wear anyway.

2) "The girls," as they were known to the engineers and executives at Motown Records, were Florence Ballard, Mary Wilson and Diana Ross. They began singing together when they were high school classmates. Are you still in touch with any friends from your high school days?

I am. I have probably a dozen from my high school that I'm friends with. Some of them were not friends per se at the time, but are wonderful to know now.

3) Mary Wilson was born in Mississippi and her family moved a great deal before settling in Detroit, where she fatefully met Florence and Diana. Were you uprooted often when you were a child? Or did you spend your school years in the same neighborhood?

My parents lived in the same house from 1946ish until 1994. The only one of us who ever lived anywhere else was my oldest sister who was born in 1943 and with my mom followed my dad around the U.S. a bit during WWII.

4) The Supremes began as a quartet called the Primettes. In addition to Mary, Flo and Diana, there was Betty McGlown. In 1960, Betty left the group to get married and was replaced by Barbara Martin. In 1962, Barbara left the group to have a baby. They quit trying to replace the fourth voice, soldiered on as a trio, and made pop history. Have you ever found yourself in a position similar to Betty's or Barbara's, where you had to make a difficult decision and choose between your personal life and your career?

Of course. I was a mom in late-20th-century America.

5) Thinking of babies and "baby love," is anyone in your life expecting a baby in 2018?

Not that I'm aware of at this point. Actually, someone at church just had her second child last week. I don't think I know anyone else who is currently pregnant, however.

6) With twelve #1 hits on the Billboard Hot 100, The Supremes remain America's most commercially successfully recording group, and this song (along with "Stop! In the Name of Love") is one of the most popular karaoke songs. If we handed you the mic this morning and absolutely insisted you perform, what song would you choose (any song, any genre)?

I can rock out to any mid-century Sunday School song you name.

7) Original group member Florence Ballard left the group in 1967. She died of cardiac arrest in 1976 at the age of 32. Since February is National Heart Month, it seems appropriate to ask: Is anyone in your life battling heart disease?

Yes. My sister has some heart issues, and one of my favorite people at work had a heart attack last year, out of nowhere. She's over 70, though. Thirty-two? That's really young. I'm waiting for my turn, since I'm sure I'm headed that way.

8) Florence Ballard's brother, Hank, wrote Chubby Checker's famous dance song, "The Twist." When did you last dance?

I dance around sometimes while I'm cleaning or cooking, and I car-dance semi-regularly. Really dance? A long time. OK, I "danced" with my baby-nephew at that wedding mentioned above, mostly to keep him from screaming and generally happy.

9) Random question: Close your eyes and visualize the most beautiful place you've ever been. Now describe it to us.

I've been to loads of different places that I found beautiful. My favorite is a certain little town in Colorado:

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The Love Club (2013)
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1) Lorde has said this song is about a time when she fell into "a bad crowd." Her high-maintenance new friends were all about their romantic dramas and it overwhelmed her. Have you ever had a friend who was just too much work?

Yes, though once I got done with education, I became a lot more discerning in my selection of friends.

2) She sings that she longs to be alone. Where do you go when you want peace and quiet?

My corner of the couch. Or bed.

3) Lorde credits her mother for encouraging her verbal skills. "Mum" let her join a theater class when she was just 5 and was always giving her books. Tell us about an encouraging, understanding adult who assisted you when you were growing up.

I had good teachers all over the place and a couple of my sisters were good cheerleaders for me.

4) Lorde is not the only celebrity from her class at Belmont School in Auckland, New Zealand. Olympian Eliza McCartney was a classmate who went on to win a bronze medal in Rio for the pole vault. Did you participate in any sports in high school?

I did not.

6) Lorde wrote music for one of the Hunger Games soundtracks. Have you seen any of the Hunger Games movies, or read any of the books?

I've seen the first two. I didn't like the last book in the series, so I just bailed on the movie.

7) Her favorite candy is Peanut M&Ms. Do you prefer Milk Chocolate, Peanut, Almond, Mint or Cripsy M&Ms?

Plain or Crispy. I'm not a fan of chocolate with nuts, and I loathe chocolate mint.

8) When Lorde was on stage at Lollapalooza, a sudden storm interrupted her set. The music festival was evacuated and her performance was cancelled. Can you think of a time when the weather had a major impact on your plans?

I'm a bit British this way, in that sometimes it doesn't matter what the weather is doing; life goes on. However, there've been some storms in my life that have caused everything to come to a halt.

9) Random question: Please complete this sentence -- Before I leave the house, I always _________________.

...check to be sure I have a way to get back inside.

Friday 5 x 2

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It’s Electric

1. What’s the dumbest thing you’ve ever done with electricity?

   I'm sure it involved something in the bathroom and water. I can't think of anything specifically. However, I've been much more careful since nearly electrocuting myself in England because the current is considerably higher and the plugs considerably heavier.

2. How did you last pass the time when your residence was without power for at least a few hours?

   Reading books. Or possibly sleeping. Those are the general go-tos when we lose power. If it's night-time, I guess I'll have to figure out the generator. Ugh.

3. Around how many AA and AAA batteries do you have on standby?

   Probably 4 or so of each. I should check that; I honestly have no idea.

4. How do you feel about lightning?

   I love watching the show from safely inside or far away.

5. When did you last dance the Electric Slide, and if you’ve never done it, what’s the closest you’ve come to dancing the Electric Slide?

   I think there was some of this going on at my nephew's wedding last year, but I was in charge of the one-year-old at the time so I was dancing with him, which eliminates the Electric Slide.

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Finding a Way

1. What’s something you’ve been unable to find?

   When my husband fell in September, he was wearing his cross, and possibly his wedding ring. I know they removed the necklace and gave it to me, probably the ring too. I haven't been able to find them since. I have zero memory of what I did when I came home that night. Morning. Whatever. The cross was purchased at St. Paul's in London. The wedding ring is pretty valuable. I've got through sick about losing them all the way into panic, desperation, and depression.

2. How’s your sense of direction?

   If I have a map, I'm good. If I'm in Denver, I know very quickly where the cardinal directions are. Otherwise, I'm fairly hopeless.

3. How good are you at sitting still?

   I can do it. But I hate it.

4. What’s something your parents always said you needed to get better at?

   According to my mom, I was the easiest of the five kids in my family. I got straight As and behaved myself (i.e. never got caught misbehaving). I don't remember anything they complained about. Dad would have like it if I understood math better.

5. In what way are you a better person today than you were ten years ago?

   I'm far more patient than I was. I take things far less personally these days too.

Saturday 9 x 2

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Too Fat Polka (1947)
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1) Have you ever danced the polka?

Yes I have! It's a thing at most WI weddings, and we've been to a few of those.

2) The centerpiece of a traditional Polish polka band is the accordion. The accordion is a substantial instrument. Have you ever tried to play it?

Nope. It has never held even the slightest attraction for me.

3) The plump lady of this song cannot fit into the singer's car. How many passengers does your car comfortably seat?

There are 5 seatbelts. I think all five people would be ok for a medium-length ride.

4) Would you like to lose a few pounds?

Of course. More than a few too (as I sit here eating brownies for breakfast).

5) In the long ago 1940s, this song was considered amusing. Do you think it's still funny today?

Not even slightly. I actually had to turn it off before it even got halfway through.

6) Arthur Godfrey, who recorded this song, was a popular radio and TV host from the 1930s to the 1970s. Before this week's Saturday 9, had you ever heard of him?

Yes, of course. People used to think my dad looked like him back in the day. [no, he didn't, but they both had red hair....entirely different shades of red, but people are kinda dumb] I used to like him. His rating rather slipped with this song, however. Ugh.

7) One of his more popular radio shows was Talent Scouts. A 1940s-50s version of American Idol, this show gave previously unknown singers their first national exposure. Godfrey could point with pride to having helped discover Tony Bennett and Patsy Cline, but he made a mistake by rejecting Elvis Presley. Tell us about something you'd do differently if you could get a "do over."

... Look, I'm 53. I have a kid, and a husband. I have friends and family and a job. There isn't one single part of my life that doesn't cry for do-overs, sometimes daily. SO MANY places I could have made better decisions!

8) In 1953, Godfrey made news by having one of the nation's very first hip replacements. Have you ever been/would you be part of a clinical trial, either for a new drug or a new medical procedure?

I would if it meant the chance to extend my life or decrease pain. I'm beginning to think I should research some trials on back/neck/shoulder surgery for Beast. He is really in rough shape.

9) RANDOM QUESTION: You and a friend are shopping. She tries on an expensive sweater and enthusiastically asks what you think. You think it looks awful. Do you tell her the truth?

Yes. Though I might hedge it by saying it doesn't look well-made or it's too pricey or something. Unless she asked specifically, "How do I look, really?" I can't lie that baldly.

Work from Home (2016)
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1) This song is about a woman who doesn't get to see her lover often enough because he's on the night shift. Have you ever worked nights?

Not over-nights, no. When I started at my current workplace, I worked 6-9 three nights a week, which gave Beast and me about 15 minutes crossover, at most, from his return from work and my departure. Then, when he started to commute by train for 3 hours a day (round-trip), it was a "trade the kid at the train station" period, and he'd be asleep when I got home at 9:15. I also worked occasional Sundays and alternate Saturdays during this time so it was a little dicey seeing each other.

2) She promises that if he takes the day off, she'll make it feel like a vacation. Have you traveled anywhere fun so far this year? Do you have any leisure trips planned for 2017?3) The ladies of Fifth Harmony are enthusiastic supporters of the Girl Scouts, rewarding troops who excel in fundraising activities with free concerts. The Scouts' best-known fundraiser is their cookie sale. What's your favorite cookie (Girl Scout or otherwise)?

I love the Samoas. And I really like the vanilla Oreos (or knockoffs).

4) Fifth Harmony also participated in Goodwill's Fall Haul campaign. They encouraged high school students donate as many items as possible to Goodwill, and the winning school got a free concert. When did you last take gently-used items to a resale organization?

I took a carton and some bags of old clothes to a local place last fall, and then went shopping since it turned out to be half-price day. They give a coupon to everyone who donates, so I really hit the jackpot.

5) Do you ever shop second-hand or thrift stores?

More and more. I need to get some new spring/summer tops.

6) Fifth Harmony member Normani Kordei competes on Dancing with the Stars this season. Would you do better on DWTS or The Voice? In other words, are you a better singer or dancer?

I have never had a single dance lesson, but I have sung in choirs and elsewhere, so I'd probably do better on latter show. But I would never do either!

7) In February 2016, when this song was first released, The Denver Broncos won the Super Bowl and Spotlight won the Best Picture Oscar. Can you recall who won the 2017 Super Bowl and Best Picture Oscar, just two months ago?

Stupid Pats, and NOT La-La Land. :)

8) 2016's most popular TV show was Game of Thrones. Are you a fan?

Nope. Not even of the books. Epic fantasy is not my thing at all!

9) RANDOM QUESTION: What's the subject line of the newest message in your email spam folder?

I have an interesting mix of church-related (not MY church though) stuff and shopping stuff and a pen!s-enlargement ad. The top tagline is "Coming Soon to an Indie Theater Near You" though, which is extremely random. I literally NEVER check anything here, unless I'm bored and looking for a giggle.

I also keep a folder of stuff that came to be instead of someone else. I have that kind of an email, that people screw up regularly. The most recent one there is tagged "Confirmed singers for Gig on 3/23" (discussion about a music service at church--not mine--including this priceless part, cut/pasted: "ladies, long floor link black gowns, stockings, or Knee high's, closed in shoes with pearls"). THAT is mighty specific!

Friday 5

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Shiver Me Timbers

1. When did you last make what could be described as a wriggling motion?

   With my whole body, that was probably snuggling deep under the covers last night. I wriggled my fingers just before starting typing though. Kind of a habit to pop the finger joints.

2. What never fails to give you the willies?

   This week? Anything to do with our federal leadership, specifically directly around DJT.

3. What’s something you’ve seen on TV or in a movie that made you squirm?

   If y'all remember that scene in "Poltergeist" where the meat on the counter erupts int maggoty movement? Yeah, that one. I'm sure there've been others, but that one still makes me nauseous in memory.

4. What’s something in your life that could be described as serpentine?

   Hmm. I'm drawing a bit of a blank here. All I can picture is Michael Hutchence dancing. That's not really "in" my life, but it's definitely in my memory. Otherwise, all I'm coming up with is some regularly-traveled childhood roads in the mountains of Colorado.

5. Where can you get a really great shake?

   Oberweis, but they've closed. DQ, but they close 'round here over the winter. So, Culvers it is. If were willing to travel a bit, though, KOPPS! To, quite literally, die for. And the butter burgers, too.

Saturday 9

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Can't Stop the Feeling! (2016)
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1) This is an upbeat, positive song. Are you feeling upbeat and positive right now?

Having just watched the video for the first time ever, yes. Music is like that.
Overall, when I think about what life looks like, I'm less happy. Work has tanked yet again, the house is a mess, we are not at all ready for winter in the yard/etc., and I'm just so bloody tired all the time.

2) Justin Timberlake is a good dancer. And why not? In this song, he sings he has "good soul in my feet." Consider your own dancing talent and compose your own lyric: I have ___________ in my feet.

'lead weight' seems the most appropriate. I used to love to dance around the living room (when no one was watching). Now that I weigh twice as much, it's harder to get the feel moving.

3) In the video, there's dancing in the laundromat. Do you have dirty clothes in the hamper, or are you all caught up with your laundry?

I'm doing laundry right now. ...in fact, I need to go switch loads. Thanks for reminding me. BRB

4) There's also dancing in the supermarket. What do you need to pick up at the store?

And this reminded me that I needed to update my Amazon Subscribe & Save order because we need Q-tips and laundry detergent. At the store? Maybe some bread? I think we're in good shape overall there though.

5) This song will appear in the upcoming Dreamworks Trolls movie. Some people believe Troll dolls are good luck. Do you have a good luck charm?

I've been known to change clothes when the Packers aren't doing so well, either into or out of team gear.

6) Justin Timberlake loves to dunk Oreos in milk. Crazy Sam thinks this is all wrong -- the way to eat an Oreo is to twist the two halves apart and lick the cream first. Which method do you prefer, Justin's or Sam's?

I'm with Sam on this. And then throw the cookie parts away.

7) Justin admits to some fashion fails. He and Britney Spears wore matching denim outfits that he regrets, and he's sorry he ever tried cornrows. What about you? Can you think of a look you thought was cool at the time, but now it makes you shudder?

Hello most of the 1990s! I really loved the denim shirtdress for a few years--had about 8 of them over the course of time.

8) He is a very good golfer. When were you last on the golf course?

...er, I have played precisely one round of golf in my lifetime. So, that would be 10 (?) years ago or so. I haven't even played minigolf for awhile. OH! But we golf at the library every year, so last March!!!

9) Random question: Think about your romantic involvements. Were you in love with one of them, some of them, or all of them?

Some of them, and some more than others for sure. I got really lucky and married the right one, too.

Saturday 9

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The Last Time I Saw Him (1973)
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1) In this song, Miss Ross sings of a tender farewell at the bus station. When did you last say goodbye to someone at an airport, dock, train or bus station?

I can't even remember. It was probably at the airport, but maybe at a train station. Weirdly, with all of our travels this year, we did no public goodbyes. Even dropping Sparky off the night before his flight was in his hotel room. There's just no place at airports anymore to properly say goodbye. Maybe it was Sparky's trip to Hawai'i a couple of years ago? We took him to the airport to meet his classmates to hit TSA as a group.

2) Continuing with the theme of "lasts," who received the last gift you gave?

My great-nephew J got a new book and money for a new car seat today.

3) Who last did you a favor?

Uhm...I can't remember. It happens TOO often!

4) What's the last thing you dropped or broke?

I couldn't find my car keys yesterday after loading the car for our trip to Homecoming. I ended up figuring they'd slid into a bag or something and I'd find them eventually, so I borrowed Beast's set of keys and off we went. Around the first corner there was a horrible scraping sound on the roof of the car...yep, my keys slid onto the road from the roof where I'd set them while loading stuff. Thank God for giant key rings!!

5) What's the last thing you borrowed or lent?

I probably borrowed a pen at some point this weekend.

6) When is the last time you danced?

This afternoon, actually, with my favorite dance partner: my great-nephew J.

7) When were you last nervous?

I'm on the verge of an anxiety attack almost all the time it seems. Yesterday as we left the reunion and I watch Beast evacuate his stomach in the parking lot. Or maybe Friday night after his meeting, trying to find him in the dark, in the rain, in a strange town.

8) What was your last DIY project?

The last big one we did was installing new faucets in bathroom and kitchen in July or August. The kitchen one needs to be re-tightened. Again. ...sigh

9) When did you last check your horoscope? Was it accurate?

I have no idea. It's not really something I do.

Hokey Pokey with the Queen

(From Mimi, The Queen of Everything)

1. Who should run for United States President in 2016?

I'm fine with Hillary. It's time, she's due. And as for the Repugs, well, they certainly have got what they "paid" for: divisiveness and hatred and low-wattage "intellect."

2. Have you ever gone to a party and snooped in the medicine cabinet?

I believe I have, once. Only once because it made me feel icky, so I've never done it again. Of course, this doesn't count if I'm actually looking for something I need, like toilet paper.

3. Why are Happy Meals happy?

Because they know they're going to kill you eventually.

4. Have you ever done the Hokey Pokey?

Uh, yeah, a few times. It was, literally, the only dance my dad knew how to do.

5. What song sticks in your head and drives you crazy?

I've got nothing stuck there now, which is nice. Often it's a random song I heard at work on Spotify, or (when I used the radio as an alarm clock) the song that woke me up. Katy Perry gets stuck too often, and P!nk. And hymns: most recently "Amazing Grace."

6. Do you dance like a lunatic around the house when no one is looking?

...I've been known to do this, yes. I grew up doing this in my living room, actually: put on a record and perform the whole thing in front of the living room window. Did I think no one could see in??

7. Have you ever been involved in a food fight?

I've been present for one. I don't think I participated in it. The mere thought of food on my clothes and in my hair makes me a little ill to be honest.

Sunday Stealing

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Sit Right Down And Write Myself A Letter Meme

When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?

It's been a very long time. I (hand)write notes to Beast fairly often, but I can't tell you the last time I sent a letter--not a store-bought card with my signature--in the mail.

Can you change the oil on a car?

I could if I wanted to, but I'd really rather just pay someone to do it if/when Beast stops taking care of it.

Ever gotten a speeding ticket?

Yup. No clue if I was actually speeding, but since then I am careful to set my cruise control for the exact speed limit on that road.

Run out of gas?

Nope. Not quite, though I've been within a few miles of it more than once.

Favorite kind of sandwich?

Roast beef with horseradish and swiss on wheat bread. Or flat cheese and potato chip on white bread with butter.

Best thing to eat for breakfast?

Donuts.

What is your usual bedtime?

It hovers around 9, but I almost always read or do puzzles for awhile before I sleep.

Are you lazy?

For sure. I'm the queen of this!

When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?

I remember a clown costume and a rabbit costume vividly and absolutely nothing else. I know I was costumed every year though.

Do you have any magazine subscriptions?

I do. I still get Ms., Entertainment Weekly, and a Presbyterian Church publication.

Which are better, Legos or Lincoln Logs?

Lincoln Logs, but only if they're wooden!

Are you stubborn?

Oh my God, yes!

Who is better…Leno or Letterman?

Uhm. Aren't they both gone now? I didn't really care for either of their shows.

Ever watch soap operas?

Not for 25 years.

Afraid of heights?

Nope.

Sing in the car?

All the time.

Dance in the shower?

This seems very dangerous. No.

Dance in the car?

Yes. Also dangerous, but I'm careful.

Ever used a gun?

Not a real one.

Do you think musicals are cheesy?

I LOVE musicals!! The cheesier the better.

Is Christmas stressful?

Yes!!

Ever eat a pierogi?

Uh, yeah. I've been to Milwaukee and other places where lots of Polish people settled back in the day.

Major annoyance right now?

Beast's health tops everything. It's like a freaking brush fire: neck fixed, shoulder flares and subsides, week-long flu bug, self-pity, numb fingers, post-nasal drip that never ends, alcohol more or less off the table (he says), depression, soreness from PT or therapeutic massage, achy joints from weather weirdness, sinus problems develop into an endless cough, complete lack of stamina, minor Lyme disease, and now we've spotted another bulging disc in this thoracic region! That doesn't even get into the glucose and blood-sugar issues. So basically, I'm married to an 80-year-old.

Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

Grocery checker, teacher, the usual girl stuff, and writer of course.

Do you believe in ghosts?

I believe in something like ghosts.

Saturday 9

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Let's Dance (1983)
Unfamiliar with this week's tune? Hear it here.
In memory of David Bowie (1947-2016).

1) In this song, David encourages his partner to "put on your red shoes and dance." When did you last dance?

I car dance regularly, yesterday in fact. I zip around the kitchen to music whenever I'm cooking or doing dishes or otherwise involved in stuff there. Otherwise...a decade, I think. And I don't dance in red shoes, but prefer barefoot or stocking-footedness.

2) Mr. Bowie recalled that he and choreographer Toni Basil developed a dance step now known as "the moonwalk" for his 1974 tour, nearly a decade before Michael Jackson performed "Billie Jean." Can you think of something you should have gotten credit for, but didn't?

Tons of stuff. Someone this week came up with the amazing idea of an easy fix for a shelving problem that I've suggested since we had videotapes on the shelves. "What a great idea!!" Yeah whatever. Maybe we'll do it now that someone else came up with it.

3) Similarly, the band Roxy Music was upset because Bowie copied their "catsuit look" for his own stage wardrobe and made it famous. What do you usually wear, Monday through Friday?

"Business casual" the casual-er the better. T-shirts and jeans elevated by design or color or lack of commentary, and occasionally a scarf. And fun shoes.

4) David Bowie was particular about the aftershave he wore, and one of his favorites was by Guerlain. Do you regularly apply cologne or aftershave?

I wear perfume, yes. They stopped making my favorite 15 years ago--though I still have one or two secreted bottles--and I haven't ever really found a replacement I love. Maybe I should just go with a classic like Chanel No. 5.

5) In school, David's best subject was art. Think back to your own school days. In which class did you excel?

Yes.
I was a good student across the board, though I had to try much harder in science and, eventually, math.

6) In addition to art and music, David Bowie displayed a keen head for business, leaving a fortune of more than $600,000,000. Would you describe yourself as "good with money?"

I'm good at being overwhelmed by financial planning decisions, so no.

7) Bowie also appeared in a variety of movies from The Man Who Fell to Earth to Zoolander. Who is your alltime favorite movie actor?

Hmm. That's a good question. If I'm only considering acting, not looks or persona or character, it's rather difficult. Will Smith maybe? He's done everything from comedy to historical to straight drama to Blow-'Em-Ups and he's good.

8) One of Bowie's hits is "Life on Mars." If you had the opportunity to travel into space, would you take it?

Damn straight! I'd be there in a heartbeat, peeing my pants out of fear, but totally going for it!!

9) The creators of SpongeBob Square Pants are huge Bowie fans and were thrilled when, in 2007, he appeared in an episode. Sam suspects that she may be the only person who hasn't seen that cartoon show. What about you? Have you ever watched an episode of SpongeBob, start to finish?

Sparky used to watch it when he was much younger, so yes. It's cute and silly and dumb, and I would watch it again without too much complaint.

Friday 5

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Slow

1. What’s something you make that takes a really long time to cook?

   Stew. Chili.

2. Of books you’ve completed, which took you the most time to get from beginning to end?

   It took a very very long time to get as far as I got in Sarum (Rutherfurd), and I've got a couple of books started that are in danger of never being finished....

3. What’s a movie that seemed much longer than it was?

   A fair percentage, to be honest. I get bored at movies quite often.

4. Who was your partner for your first slow dance?

   Uhm...wow. I don't know actually. Somewhere in the dim recesses of my junior high school gym, that knowledge has disappeared.

5. What decision are you dragging your feet toward making?

   What I'm doing with the rest of my life.

More from Amy

(This Amy)

1. Have you ever been admitted to hospital?

   Yes. Aside from being born, which I wouldn't really call "admission," I've been on the rolls as a patient three times: childbirth, abdominal surgery, and parathyroid surgery. I suppose, since I go to the hospital for lab tests regularly, those could count too. Oh, hey: I spent last Saturday night sleeping in the hospital too! Sleep study. Freaky-weird.

2. Have you ever had any brushes with the law?

   I've gotten one speeding ticket and have been involved in three accidents in my life, one of which resulted in a ticket. Otherwise, my mom worked for the county court, so whenever I visited her at work, I saw cops, and once barely avoided a (legit) ticket because the cop that stopped me knew Mom. [I did not ask to be excused; I really should have gotten cited--it was a stupid, stupid mistake and could have been fatal. The cop was practically spitting in anger.] And I see cops fairly regularly at work because of situations that arise there. I also had to go with Mom at least once when she was subbing for a bail bondsperson...yay sitting in chairs outside the county lockup while she did paperwork. I was about 7.

3. Can you solve Sudoko puzzles?

   Yes, yes I can. Very relaxing, and I like the electronic version(s) best.

4. What's the most unusual conversation you've ever had?

   There are the weird conversations that develop with close friends and family that involve giggle fits. Then there are the truly bizarre and often a little terrifying conversations with crazy people at work. I had a hilarious, giggle-inducing conversation with a patron yesterday that was incomprehensible and impossible to explain except that it included goofball offspring, lemurs, the children's librarian's situation at storytime on Tuesday, helicopter parents, Morgan Freeman, and early-onset forgetfulness. The woman's daughter thought we were insane--and then she started giggling too, while made me nearly cry with laughter. Good times.

5. Do you prefer liquid soap or bars of soap?

   I don't think we have a single bar of soap in the house except the stuff Beast brings home from hotels that goes into Christmas Child boxes. Which I need to start sorting out.

6. How do you have your eggs?

   The edible version? If so, scrambled soft with LOTS of salt. Or over easy with lots of lightly toasted and buttered wheat bread. Can you tell I eat in diners a lot? I know how to order. If not edible...my eggs are all gone, probably via medical incinerator.

7. Do you often read your horoscope?

   If it's the only thing in front of me, I'll read it. And then, invariably, snort. I used to create star charts for people back in the day, but I mostly liked it for the methodical, mathematical graphing functions. The "meanings" are ridiculous. Except, I do have a bit of a scorpion sting sometimes....

8. Have you ever had a proper Tarot reading?

   It would be interesting. I've always wanted to go in to someplace like that and flat out lie and see if they caught me.

9. What's the ultimate cake topping?

   Lots and lots of butter-and-powdered sugar frosting. Like, LOTS of it.

10. Do you suck or bite lollipops?

    Suck till small, then chew up the last bit. But I hardly ever eat hard candy like that anymore. It happens when people's teeth get old....I used to chew on ice too, but that has fallen away as well.

11. Do you prefer to wash in the mornings or evenings?

    Wash what? I wash my face morning and bedtime. I shower in the mornings (or really anytime as long as I've got a few hours before sleep so my hair can dry). I bathe--when I have time for a soak--before bed. I do laundry....whenever it needs doing. I wash dishes when they need washing. I wash my car in the mornings, preferably. This is a weird question.

12. Have you ever danced in the rain?

    I used to love to play in the rain as a kid. Then I got glasses. It's just not fun to wear glasses in the rain.

13. Have you ever sworn at an authority figure?

    In anger? As in "F off you motherf'ing f'tard!"? No. I was in a rather, uhm, tense discussion with my boss yesterday during which I used the word "bullshit" multiple times, but I wasn't exactly saying it TO him. The phrase I recall repeating was "I don't like hearing that kind of bullshit when...." But I don't remember EVER absolutely going off, straight up, on ANY authority figure since that one day in 1983 when Mom & I got into it over her lunch break from work. I tend to manage to keep hold of the shreds of sanity enough to know it's a bad idea to terminally infuriate the people who can fuck you over with a simply finger-snap.

Saturday 9

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You're No Good (1974)
... because Harriet suggested Linda Ronstadt
Unfamiliar with this week's tune? Hear it here.

1) This week's featured artist, Linda Ronstadt, turns 69 next month. Will you be celebrating any family/friend birthdays this summer?

We'll probably do something on the 4th of July. Otherwise, nope, no summer birthdays.

2) Linda sings that she's learned her lesson and it's left a scar. Tell us how you got one of your scars.

I fell, as a child, when I tripped over a snagged string of carpet that lay over the threshold of the back door. When I landed, it was on the screw holding the threshold to the jamb and the top of the screw tore a 1/4" slice of skin off my knee and left it flapping by a small bit of skin. This was in the days when you slapped a bandaid on and kept moving, so no stitches, though it hurt like an actual bitch.

3) This song is about a lover who is, obviously, no good. Let's be more positive. Who is the nicest person you know?

There are some people at my church who are what I call "pathologically nice." I mean, they really ARE nice people, not faking it, but they're ALWAYS nice. It's lovely, and weird. ;-)

4) Linda says that she grew up on Mexican music, which was sung by her entire family. Do you speak any Spanish?

Sí, hablo un poco de español. Estudié español en la universidad, pero las clases que tomé eran principalmente literatura. En consecuencia, puedo leer y escribir español mejor que me siento poder hablarlo.

5) She toured often throughout her career and is quoted as saying, "they haven't invented a word for that loneliness that everybody goes through on the road." Are you missing someone right now?

I'm ok, I think. My brother's visiting, and we've been talking a lot about Mom & Dad and others who are no longer with us.

6) Ms. Ronstadt was once involved with George Lucas of Star Wars fame. Who is your favorite Star Wars character?

I like C3P0.

7) In 1974, when this song was a hit, The Magic 8 Ball was still a top-seller at toy stores. It retailed for just $1.99, and promised that all you had to do was gaze at it, concentrate, and wait to learn your fate ... "if you dare!" If you could get an answer to one question about the future, what would you ask?

I don't want to know. It's better that way.

8)1974 is the year when Mikhail Baryshnikov defected to the United States. Have you ever been to the ballet?

Yes, ironically enough, in Russia (and China).

9) Random question: What's your shoe size?

I'm a 9 or 9.5 or occasionally a 10.

Amy, my usual supplier

She calls it it felt like the mistake was mine, for trusting you

• Are you a good dancer?

  Hah. No. I always wanted to take dance lessons but it wasn't happening for several reasons when I was a kid.

• Are you a good singer?

  My voice has been weird lately. Normally, yes, I'm ok. Lately, I sound like my vocal cords went through a cheese grater. It's frustrating.

• Are you a good cook?

  Meh, I know my way around the kitchen but I don't like it.

• Are you a good artist?

  No. I can't draw.

• Are you a good listener?

  Sometimes.

• What's your favourite clean word?

  Today it's "calm." Because I really would like some.

• What's your favourite swear word?

  "Fuck." Go big or go home.

• What's your least favourite word?

  "Sorry" because it often isn't meant to be taken seriously.

• What was the last film you saw?

  I have no memory.

• What football team do you support?

  Must you really ask? Go, Pack, Go.

• Have you ever been bobbing for apples?

  I have! It's HARD!

• What's your most expensive piece of clothing?

  I can't think of anything in my closet that's very expensive, or out of line with the rest of the clothes. My bras are pricey, I guess. And I have some expensive jewelry. I'm considering getting a really GOOD new winter coat next year. I'm tired of parkas.

• What's the last thing you took a picture of?

  The origami I made at work today.

  

• What's the last thing you drew a picture of?

  Something shaped like LETTERS BECAUSE I DON'T DRAW. But I do write.

• Have you ever bought anything from eBay?

  Nope.

• Have you ever invented a fairly unique meal or drink?

  I used to mix together different flavors of Shasta as a kid. And I regularly 'invent' in the kitchen because I can't be bothered to follow directions exactly.

• Do you have any secret family recipes?

  Mom's mac n cheese.

Saturday 9

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No Myth (1989)
Unfamiliar with this week's tune? Hear it here.

1) The girl in this song is "just looking for someone to dance with." Who was your most recent dance partner?

I mostly dance by myself these days, in the kitchen. OK, occasionally with a wooden spoon or a dishcloth in my hands.

2) Michael Penn wonders if he'd do better with the ladies if he was Romeo or Heathcliff. What fictional character represents your romantic ideal?

Dear God, WHY would anyone think Heathcliff was a role model? Dude was a sociopath! Now, Mr. Rochester is at least semi-normal. ;-) But of course the ideal man is Jamie Fraser.

3) The lyrics refer to "knots I have yet to untie." Do the shoes you're wearing have laces?

Ha ha ha, you assume I'm wearing shoes! I'm barefoot considering my next nail color, after I do the much-needed pedicure in a few minutes.

4) Name a character from mythology.

Aphrodite. Also involved in pop music.

5) Michael Penn is the brother of Oscar winner Sean Penn. Give us the title of a Sean Penn movie.

"Fast Times" of course. He will never, ever live that down.

6) Their father, Leo Penn, was a busy TV director from the 1960s through the 1990s. He specialized in detective shows (Magnum PI and Cannon) and medical shows (Trapper John and Marcus Welby, MD). Are you more likely to watch a program with lots of car chases, or one that's set in a hospital?

Of those two options, probably the hospital. I tend to watch crime shows, which occasionally involve stunt driving, but more often include interviewing the victims in the hospital.

7) 1989, the year "No Myth" was popular, is the year of the first HDTV broadcast. Do you watch many shows in "high def?"

Yup. Whenever DirecTV has a lot of them, but it's not the reason I watch a show.

8) 1989 was also the year The Simpsons premiered. Who is your all-time favorite animated character?

Snoopy. Or perhaps the Roadrunner.

9) Random fill-in the blank: If I never had to ______________ again, it would be too soon.

...deal with a drunk....

Stolen Survey

(Swiped from Amy)

Do you like your music loud or mellow?

Depends on the music. Loud music should be loud; quiet music should be quiet.

What's your favourite animated or cartoon program?

I don't really watch cartoons. So probably Looney Toons. I did like the Roadrunner cartoons and Mighty Mouse as a child.

Do you sing in the shower?

I don't really understand this concept. So, no.

Are you a clean or messy person?

Clean. I don't like bugs. Which doesn't mean I am tidy, of course.

What's your preferred playing piece in Monopoly?

I like the little dog.

Can or do you still play Twister?

Since the whole point of Twister, as far as I'm concerned, is falling down, I probably excel more now than previously.

Can you play chess?

I haven't play often, and I'd need a cheat-sheet, but yeah, I can.

Do you know the dance steps to an annoying cheesy pop song?

I could probably Macarena if pressed. And bunny hop. And conga. I used to know how to Hustle, too.

Do you prefer straight or bendy straws?

Depends. I mostly have straight straws, but when I'm feeling crappy and not sitting up straight, bendy straws rock!

Have you ever entered a talent contest? and did you win?

I was in one in junior high. And no.

Do you like poetry?

Yes.

Are you a bad loser?

I can be a terribly bad sport in some games, mostly games that involve pure luck. I had a HUGE temper tantrum during Payday several years ago, in front of Sparky--so embarrassing, and an epic Bad Parenting moment. Also, it makes me absolutely nuts when people screw around and/or flout the rules.

Which would you choose: jelly or ice cream?

By "jelly" I'm assuming "Jello," and definitely ice cream.

What's your favourite type of pie?

Fruit wins, but honestly, I'm not overly fussy. I don't like rhubarb though, not at all!

What's your most used phrase?

"I forgot..."

What's your most used word?

"Really?" "Actually." I think it's a tie.

Who would you want to play you in a movie of your life?

I should be so lucky, but Sandra Bullock or Julia Roberts. These days though, I would love to see what Melissa McCartney could do with me.

Survey says!

(Stolen from Amy...)

Are you a good cleaner?

In the strictly literal sense, yes, though it's not my favorite thing to do. Rather, I don't mind cleaning, but I'm awful and tidiness. In the metaphorical sense, I prefer tidy and clean, but that may be because life is rarely either of those.

Are you a good actor?

Fuckin' Oscar-worthy.

Are you a good writer?

I'm able to construct coherent thoughts with words, sometimes. People tell me I 'write good' and in one memorable case, I was told that I should "do something" with my "writing talent" rather than "wasting" it. So, there's that.

Have you ever been bungee jumping?

I think that ship sailed without me. I wouldn't mind, but I'm not sure my body would handle it anymore.

Have you ever been canoeing/kayaking?

Yes. It's far from my favorite thing, since I fear drowning.

What types of holidays do you prefer?

I like family/friend time and food. It doesn't HAVE to be a holiday, but it ABSOLUTELY HAS to be relaxed. Kids make it a billion times better, even if they are 'grown-up kids.'

What's the furthest you've ever been on holiday?

Greece? I'm not sure China was a holiday/vacation. It was supposed to be education.

What was your favourite holiday?

Duh, I just realized this is all about Britishisms. So my favorite HOLIDAY was probably one of the Thanksgivings with All The People here. My favorite VACATION...wow, Greece? So many good ones. I need another one.

Where would your dream holiday be?

I'd really like to go somewhere alone, somewhere quiet where I could walk the countryside allergy-free, somewhere with blue skies and small shops to buy fresh food, where people are kind but not pushy, and where there are lots of dogs to meet and greet. A comfy bed, in a bedroom with a view. And flowers.

Can you tap dance?

Only in my head. And in a metaphorical sense when feeling threatened.

What's your favourite zoo animal?

Because they are really ONLY zoo animals for me, giraffes and penguins. I like wolves too, but prefer they be free.

What's your favourite sport?

Football. To watch. The only 'sport' I'm up for these days is bocce or "catch" and barely the latter.

What's your favourite pizza topping?

Our standard order is Canadian bacon, sausage and mushroom. I would like to see onions a little more often than we do. And California Pizza Kitchen's White Pizza with chicken and spinach.

Blinded by Blogthings

You Are 'She Blinded Me With Science'

You are honestly not the world's biggest dancer - at least not out in public. You may have a few patented moves, but you're more likely to practice them in the comfort of your basement. You may not love go out and hit the clubs, but you appreciate some good dance music... especially if it's made with a computer. You are likely to geek out to all sorts of things in your life, and music happens to be one of them.

What's Your 80s Dance Song?

This just cracked me up. Perfect. Even down to computer-generated music!

Saturday 9 x 3

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Marshmallow World (1963)
Unfamiliar with this week's song? Hear it here.

1. This song likens fluffy clouds to marshmallows. What does the sky look like where you are today?

It's dark now, but it was partly cloudy in the morning and then got cloudier over the course of the afternoon. I think. I was at work most of the day, so I could be wrong.

2. The lyrics refer to snowballs. Have you ever been in a snowball fight?

Yes. I lost.

3. Chionophobia is fear of snow. What phobias do you have?

I'm not a fan of large crowds.

4. In 2004, Canadian school children raised money for charity by setting a new world record: the most snow angels made in 24-hour period. Have you ever participated in a fundraising stunt?

Nope, but that one sounds sort of fun.

5. When marshmallows were first introduced, they were used for medicinal purposes. Specifically to soothe sore throats. What do you take when your throat is bothering you?

Tylenol. Or stronger.

6. Marshmallows are an important ingredient in the Rice Krispies Treat recipe. If you were asked to prepare something for a bake sale, what would you make?

Bar cookies of some kind.

7. Darlene played Danny Glover's wife in the Lethal Weapon movies. Do you enjoy action movies?

I loved those movies. So silly. Generally, action movies that take themselves very seriously I do not like.

8. Darlene's father advised her to always, "shoot for the stars." Share some good advice you've received.

"Don't pick up snakes."

9. Will you be returning/have you returned any holiday gifts?

Nope. It's all good.

Kentucky Rain (1970)
Next Thursday, the 8th, would be Elvis' 80th birthday, so we're celebrating The King. Here is this week's song.

1. In this song, Elvis hitchhikes across Kentucky. Have you ever hitched a ride?

Hell no!!

2. Elvis received his first guitar for his 11th birthday, even though he'd asked his parents for a bicycle. As an adult, how often do you ride a bike?

Not in ten years. Too hilly around here.

3. When Elvis was a child, his family was very poor, often living in rooming houses or public housing. His classmates teased him for being "trashy," which left him shy. Were you more shy or outgoing as a kid?

Shy. Totally shy. Even with friends I was shy.

4. While in high school, Elvis mowed neighbors' lawns with a push mower and a sickle. According to The Home Depot, one of today's most popular mowers is a gas-powered Cub Cadet with a self-mulching feature. Tell us about your lawn mower.

This is somewhat of a sore subject. We have gas walk-behind, and a gas rider that hasn't been functional for two summers now, but Beast won't just replace the damn thing!

5. In the 1950s, Frank Sinatra dismissed Elvis as, "deplorable." Yet by the time of Elvis' death, he had revised his opinion and said, "Elvis was the embodiment of the whole American culture." Tell us about something or someone you changed your mind about.

I'm watching football right now, so I'm going with the fact that I used to like the Seahawks.

6. After Elvis was discharged from the Army, his first performance was on a Sinatra TV special, sponsored by Timex. Do you wear a watch?

Nope.

7. Coinciding with Elvis' 80th birthday, there will be an auction of Presley-related memorabilia at his home in Graceland. One item up for bid is a plush toy he gave to an Army buddy's wife in 1958 for the baby she was expecting. Do you know anyone who is looking forward to a baby in 2015?

Yes, one of my nieces, Marguerite, is pregnant again, due in June.

8. None of the items being sold at the Graceland auction actually belonged to Elvis at the time of his death. Everything left to daughter Lisa Marie remains in her possession. Do you have something you cherish that was given to you by a close relative?

Loads of things. My mom's turquoise ring, for one.

9. The US Postal service sold more than 500 million of the Elvis commemorative stamp. According to the Census Bureau, that was two stamps each for every man, woman and child in the United States. When is the last time you visited the post office?

The last time I went inside the building was probably 3-4 months ago, but I was only checking our mailbox. I haven't stood in line there for a very long time.

Dancing with Myself (1980)
Unfamiliar with this week's tune? Hear it here.

1) This song is one of Billy Idol's biggest hits. Can you name another?

"White Wedding" among others.

2) When is the last time you danced around your home?

Probably when I made dinner last week. I tend to get a little goofy while stirring.

3) In this song, Billy says he dances with his own reflection. Is there a mirror in the room you're in right now?

Not as such, just a lot of glass (pictures, clocks, etc.).

4) Dancing with Myself is also the name of Billy Idol's 2014 autobiography. Let's say you're going to write your life story. What do you title it?

I have no idea.

5) This month, Billy resumes his 2014-15 concert tour in New Orleans. Have you ever been to Louisiana?

Yes. Yes I have. Once while in utero, once on our way to East Texas, and once on a mission trip. It's hot there. All the time, apparently.

6) In 1980, when "Dancing with Myself" was first popular, VHS players were all the rage. Do you still have yours?

Yup. Right next to the DVD player. I think we used it last month too to watch "Scrooged."

7) In 1980, The Love Boat was getting good ratings. Have you ever taken a cruise?

Not yet.

8) Sally Field won her first Oscar in 1980 for the movie Norma Rae. Five years later she won a second Oscar for Places in the Heart and delivered one of the most quoted acceptance speeches in Academy history. Do you remember what she said?

"You like me! You really like me!" [Look ma, no Google!]

9) In 1980, People magazine named Stephen King one of the most intriguing people of the year because he had two big paperback bestsellers -- The Dead Zone and The Shining. Do you have a favorite Stephen King book?

I loved his book of advice about writing. And his collection of short stories Just after Sunset was really good.