Saturday 9

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I Wish It Would Rain (1968)
... because Janelle recommended the Temptations
Unfamiliar with this week's tune? Hear it here.

1) This week's song focuses on rain. Ombrophobia -- the fear of rain -- is fairly common in children. How do you feel about rainy days?

I hate rain. I'm not afraid of it, but I hate hate HATE cloudy, rainy days! One of my best friends LOVES rainy days. I don't get this at all.

2) Lead singer David Ruffin always wore corrective lenses. Are you wearing glasses or contact lenses as you answer these questions?

I am well-past legally blind without glasses so yeah.

3) Those thick-rimmed glasses were David's trademark. When he custom-ordered a luxury car, he had the image of those glasses painted on the door. Tell us something that makes your vehicle distinctive.

Uh. It's blue. It has a bunch of stuff hanging from the rear-view mirror inside: Mardi Gras beads, a wooden dolphin, uh something else I can't remember right now.

4) David also had a penchant for mink. Rumor has it that he wore a mink-lined hat and even had that car upholstered in mink. If you could really splurge on anything right now, what would it be? Car? Travel? Clothes? Jewelry? (NO responsible answers allowed.)

Well, that responsible answers qualification makes it quite difficult. I'd probably hire cleaning people and....wait, that's responsible. Uh. New clothes. I could buy some new clothes, I guess.

5) He sings that he badly wants to go outside. What are your plans for today? Will you be outdoors very much?

I went to Aldi's and Walgreen's, had late lunch at Panera and drove home in sprinkling rain.

6) The Temptations originally called themselves The Elgins because in 1960, Elgin watches were the high-end timepiece of choice. Today, in the age of cellphones and FitBits, wristwatches aren't that popular anymore. Do you often wear a watch?

I look at my (Seiko) watch on my closet occasionally with great sadness. I never, ever wear it.

7) This sad song was inspired by a real-life event. Motown songwriter Rodger Penzabene discovered his wife was cheating on him. Much to his own surprise, he didn't want to divorce or even separate from her; he just wanted her to love him and only him again. Tell us about a time when you didn't react as you thought you would. (Your story doesn't have to be as dramatic as Rodger's.)

I always find it surprising when I don't blow my stack in tense situations. Or when I can actually stay out of an argument that doesn't involve me in any way.

8) In 1968, when this song was popular, a Pittsburgh McDonald's sold the first Big Mac (two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickle and onion on a sesame seed bun). Describe your perfect hamburger.

Hmm, I used to love burger joint burgers, but these days....I actually prefer homemade. With just pickles, mustard and ketchup.

9) Random question: When you catch a cold, do you soldier through it? Or are you a big baby?

I haven't had a cold in awhile, so at this point, I'm likely to be a big baby. I do refuse to just carry on regardless of how I feel. If I need a day off, I take it. [My mom literally took 2 sick days in 25 years at work, so this is a thing for me!]

Sunday Stealing

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The Procrastination Tool Questions

1. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?

Of the chain variety, it's Olive Garden. Of the local or one-off places, there are just too many. Some are good because they know what I'm going to order when I walk through the door, some are just unremittingly excellent in terms of quality food, some I like because of the location/view/memories. And some don't exist anymore. :'(

2. What food could you eat for 2 weeks straight and not get sick of it?

Pasta in all it's varieties.

3. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?

Heh. Yeah, I've had a couple of rather major surgeries. And then there's childbirth, which was not C-section, but the kid pretty much had to be yanked out forcefully.

4. What is the last heavy item you lifted?

Uhm. I hauled in 5 bags of groceries this morning in one trip. Before that, it was probably something at work last week.

5. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?

Nope. Thanks, I can pass on that. [Unless you mean anesthetic, of course]

6. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?

Nope.

7. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?

I'd probably dump the last part. I wish I'd never added it. And no, it's not because I don't love my husband; I just don't like his last name.

8. What’s your goal for the year?

Survival. Get Beast fixed.

9. Last person you hugged?

Sparky when he arrived this morning.

10. First place you went this morning?

Uhm, the bathroom?

11. Do you always answer your phone?

I rarely answer my phone. I have ringtones set for people I want to talk to and otherwise just ignore the ring.

12. It’s four in the morning and you get a text message, who is it?

I'll let you know when I wake up in a couple of hours.

13. If you could change your eye color what would it be?

I like my eye color, actually.

14. What’s on your wish list for your birthday?

I will be needing some winter clothes at that point.

15. Does the future make you more nervous or excited?

Is "terrified" an option?

16. Do you have any saved texts?

I don't really delete texts too often. Maybe I should do some of that during the race today.

17. Ever been in a car wreck?

Yup. Nothing huge, no injuries, thank God.

18. Do you have an accent?

Of course I do. Everyone does.

19. What was the last song to make you cry?

I almost had to pull off the road listening to Kelly Clarkson's version of "It's Quiet Uptown" the other day. I was majorly ugly-crying.

20. What did you do last night?

Ordered pizza, noodled around online, not much.

21. Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom?

Yeah. Yeah, I have.

22. Current hate right now?

Need I actually say it? I'm more than disappointed in our political representation these days.

23. Met someone who changed your life?

So MANY people!!

24. How did you bring in the New Year?

I have no idea. It's usually pretty boring around here. We just go to bed. The neighbors tend to set off fireworks, of course. Because fireworks go off all the time around here. "Look the sun came out!" "Look someone got a promotion!" "Look we have things to blow up for no reason!"

25. What song represents you?

I'll go with "Georgy Girl" because [insert long family story here].

Sunday Stealing

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Meal Skipper Meme

1. Do you skip meals sometimes?

Probably not nearly as often as I ought to. I find myself eating because it's "lunchtime" or whatever and realizing that I'm not even actually hungry.

2. Last time you overate?

At least a week. There hasn't been a lot of time for big meals this week.

3. Do you like Mexican food?

I love it!

4. Do you like Chinese food?

Yes, some.

5. Do you like Italian food?

OMG, YES!

6. Do you like American food?

Uh, yeah.

7. Have you ever been on a diet?

Too many times.

8. Do you like vegetables?

Yes.

9. On a scale from 1 to 5 how much do you eat a day (1= not eating, 5= eating 3 meals)?

5. Actually more like 5+.

b>10. Do you think you eat healthily?

Not as well as I could, certainly.

11. Do you think you are ugly?

Well, I don't scare children or animals....

12. Do you like your hair?

I have good hair.

13. Do you like the way you look?

I'd like to be approx 20 again and a little more clued in to what works for me in terms of clothes and hair.

14. Would you want to change anything?

Now? Yes. Will I? I can certainly try harder.

15. Do you ever wear a lucky color?

I don't really have a lucky color. I have some "magical" clothing though, for instance my Reggie White Packers jersey.

16. Do you care how other people see you?

Well, again, I don't really want to scare anyone, but in the main I'm invisible to the majority of people these days and that's fine.

17. Do you or have you ever worn braces?

Yup. Two years of hell in junior high.

18. Do you wear glasses and/or contacts?

I'm effectively blind without my glasses. Tried contacts in college--and that led to me developing a giant panoply of heath issues. Plus, they were fussy and mostly annoying.

19. Do you want to gain weight, lose weight, or stay about the same?

I need to lose weight. Actually, what I need to do is cut back on sugar; if I did that, I'd lose weight too.

20. What do you do if you have the flu?

Drink water, sleep as much as I can, and probably mope around the house feeling lousy.

21. How many tries to get your driver's license?

Got it on the first try.

22. Are you saving up for anything in the future?

Does retirement count?

23. Do you have a lot of spare time?

More than I've earned for sure.

24. Do you consider yourself a responsible person?

Yes. Except when I'm really notat all, which is rare. It's like a little seizure when I act irresponsibly: out of control and (fortunately) pretty rare.

25. Do you consider yourself a lazy person?

HELL yess!!

Saturday 9

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That's What Friends Are For (1985)
Unfamiliar with this week's tune? Hear it here.

1) This week's song is performed by an all-star quartet: Dionne Warwick, Elton John, Gladys Knight and Stevie Wonder. You have your choice: which of these four would you most like to see in concert?

I've seen Elton John, and I would again. Maybe Stevie Wonder. I don't like Dionne Warwick at all and I don't even know if Gladys Knight is performing anymore. Back in the day, I'd totally see her and the Pips at their peak!

2) Dionne Warwick was Whitney Houston's cousin. Name a Whitney Houston song.

"I Wanna Dance With Somebody"

3) Gladys Knight owns a chain of chicken and waffle restaurants around Atlanta. When you have waffles, what do you top them with? (Powdered sugar? Butter? Syrup? Fruit?)

Butter and syrup. Yummmm.

4) Elton John has turned his bad eyesight into a hobby, claiming that over the years he has purchased well over than 200,000 pairs of glasses. Do you wear glasses? If so, how many prescription pairs do you own?

I have worn glasses since 3rd grade. I currently have one pair of backup glasses and my Transitions everyday glasses.

5) Stevie Wonder has a scar on his nose from a 1973 car crash. Have you ever been in a car accident?

Yes. Not a ton, but more than 5, I think.

6) Burt Bacharach and Carole Bayer Sager were married when they wrote this. Do you know a husband and wife who work together?

I do. One of my coworkers owns a carwash with her husband (and family) and she does the accounting for it.

7) This song celebrates friendship through good times and bad. Tell us about a happy time you recently shared with someone close to you.

I set up a friend (Kel) with one of her oldest childhood friends this week. She recognized one of my friends as the sister of her friend, and I stuck the two of them together in a chat ... and voila! It's especially nice to do that since Kel lost another long-time friend last week to cancer.

8) Now share a time when you were there for a friend through a tough time.

I'm still dragging Beast through some issues. I don't really want to get into it here, but addiction, back surgery, shoulder pain and general emotional shit are involved.

9) Random question: When is the last time you were out of breath?

I was moving tables for a meeting last night and ended up panting and sweaty. Excellent way to start a meeting...

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You're Beautiful (2005)
Unfamiliar with this week's tune? Hear it here.

1) The first line is of this song is, "My life is brilliant." Using one word, describe your life.

Busy.

2) This is about a chance encounter between strangers in a crowd, specifically the subway. What "crowded place" were you most recently in?

I was at a rather huge airport a week ago right now.

3) Near the very end of this song, James Blunt sings, "It's time to face the truth." Do you believe you face things head on? Or do you tend to deny or put off the unpleasant?

I always go in headlong. OK, maybe not "always" but I tend to prefer facing things immediately than stew about it.

4) James Blunt went to an all-boys school. Some educators recommend single-sex classrooms because they maintain girls just naturally approach subjects like math and science differently than boys do. Do you agree?

No, I don't agree that separate can be equal. But I get the temptation to justify it.

5) Blunt put his father in charge of his finances. Income taxes are top of mind for many of us this time of year. Do you do your own taxes? Or do you go to an accountant or tax preparation service?

We hired out this time, but normally Beast does them. I do not touch them.

6) In 2005, the year this song was a hit, the sitcom How I Met Your Mother was also popular. Do you know how your parents met?

I do: they went on a blind date set up by friends who eventually married and for whom Dad built a twin to the house in which I grew up.

7) 2005 is also the year Tom Cruise famously jumped on a sofa. Do you remember where he did this?

On Oprah's show. Which I fortunately missed, live.

8) 2005 was also the year YouTube really took off. What's the last video you watched?

It was something on CNN, actually.

9) Random question ... Which of these high profile jobs would you enjoy more: head of General Motors, CEO of Apple or president of the New York Yankees?

I'd rather continue do my unnoticed job in technical services and a small- to medium-sized library. I've no interest in running anything at all.

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Little Red Corvette
From the archives.
In memory of Prince (1958-2016)

1) The subject of this song is frankly sexual. Do you blush easily?

Yes. Yes I do.

2) Prince was his real first name (Prince Rogers, to be exact). Growing up, his relatives called him "Skipper." Do you have any nicknames within your family?

We aren't a family that did nicknames. I'm the youngest; that's bad enough.

3) Prince said he was "obsessed" with Mozart and read whatever he can find about the composer. What's the last book you read?

I'm still plugging through The Name of the Rose and a few others.

4) Between Prince and The Beach Boys, the Corvette is a much sung-about car. Tell us about your vehicle.

I drive a 2012 Ford Edge that Beast had as a company car for its first 2 years and I inherited it when he got his new one last year. Actually, maybe it's a 2013.

5) In the 1980s, when Prince was popular, MTV could turn a song into a hit. In 2016, where do you hear new music?

On Spotify. I read a ton of suggestions in Entertainment Weekly.

6) In 1982, when "Little Red Corvette" ruled the airwaves, Braniff Airways shocked the travel industry and threw passengers into chaos by declaring bankruptcy. When did you last fly? Did your trip go smoothly?

I was on a plane last Saturday. It was a good flight.

7) 1982 is also the year Disney opened Epcot. Have you ever been to a Disney park?

I have. I'd like to go back to Epcot--it's the one part of Disney that I really wanted to see while we were there and ended up bailing on because I had a horrible sore throat/cold.

8) 1982 is the year Cheers premiered. The sitcom was set in a bar where "everybody knows your name." Tell us about your favorite local bar or restaurant.

There are several restaurants in the area that we adore. I'm not naming them, since that would sort of defeat the purpose of anonymity.

9) The 1980s were considered a highpoint in professional tennis, with Jimmy Connors and John McEnroe dominating the sport. Do you play tennis?

I used to. I certainly could not manage it anymore: too fat and out of shape, and my knees are not in good shape.

Sunday Stealing

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Survey 212 Meme

Is your birth year an odd or even number?

It's only fitting that it's an odd year, no?

Which one of your friends is the most outgoing?

Probably Beast. No wait, T., at work, talks to E V E R Y O N E!

Have you eaten any of your favorite foods today?

Yup. Bacon. And donuts. And pancakes.

When did you last find yourself in an awkward situation?

Well, this morning when I realized 5 minutes into Sunday School that I was "the" teacher not the backup. So, punt: "What's Easter about?"

When was the last time you ignored, or went against, someone’s advice?

I can't think of a specific time lately, but I'm frequently the recipient of "suggestions" either from my older family members or from random patrons at work. I mostly ignore ALL of it these days and do my own thing.

What happened?

Since I can't remember any horrific outcomes, I'm assuming nothing at all.

How many different towns/cities have you lived in?

I have received mail in six towns, seven zip codes, and eight home addresses. Plus work, and post office boxes.

When was the last time you had Nutella?

Been awhile. I have some, but I have to be in the right mood for it.

Who is your favorite character in“The Big Bang Theory”?

I have never watched the show. On principle, though, I like Mayim Bialik a lot.

What are your parents’ middle names?

One was the first name of the narrator of a famous book by Louisa May Alcott. The other was the first name of the last--not the current--Prince Consort of England.

Name someone with a sexy sounding voice.

The guy who is reading my current book on CD is pretty awesome--I never, ever thought the Cajun accent was all that, but holy Joe...he's changing my mind. Also, Kathleen Turner.

Are your eyes the same color as your sibling’s?

I think my sister Marie and I have the same color eyes: hazel. My brother has blue eyes.

How many pets do you have? Would you like any more?

I have one guinea pig. I'd love a dog. But once this piggy is going, were done. I'm allergic to EVERYTHING furry, apparently.

Is there a song you can’t stop listening to atm?

I heard one this morning in the car called "Pacing the Cage" that I'm kind of obsessing about--never heard it before but the lyrics were interesting. Need to find it on Spotify.

Is there a song that you’re fed up of hearing?

Just about anything from the 80s that hit top 10. I listened to the radio (and watched MTV) a little too much back then....

Did you have a strange or interesting dream last night?

I didn't sleep all that well. I know I dreamed, but I don't remember anything.

Name 3 things that are in your refrigerator atm.

Leftovers, cheese, pop.

Which friend do you confide in most?

These days, Vickie.

What was your most recent reason for smiling?

Something silly that Beast just read me from his daily page calendar about beggars and cruisers.

... it stays with you

(from the Aimster)

Have you ever been to Legoland®?

Perish the thought! We have a Lego (technically, Duplo) table at work, and I think I've developed a strong repulsion toward the firm because of all the cleanup I've had to do around it over the years. Not to mention the zillions of pieces I've picked up at home. And at other kids' houses when I've babysat. ...I used to like Legos, too.

Have you ever done something heroic?

Nothing I would consider heroic. I suppose the definition of heroic is rather malleable though, so what I would call heroic might not fit your concept of it. And vice versa.

Have you ever built a snowman?

Considering I've lived in snowy climates my entire life, I've created surprisingly few of these. Like, maybe two?

Do you have any lucky items, objects or traditions?

I keep my one-year coin in my wallet and take it out occasionally to ponder. I should get a two-year coin next month. I always have Chapstick (or something like it) in my right front pants pocket. I actually feel a little freaked out if it's not there--this is a 25-year or more habit. I think I may have some other tics that I'm totally unaware of.

Do you have any superstitions?

There is a patron whose name NO ONE is allowed to speak at work! Somehow, whenever we mention that "E.E." hasn't been seen in awhile ... she shows up within the next 48 hours. There are some other work things that we all subscribe to. I do touch wood when I say something that might bring bad luck.

What's your favourite Movie quote?

" I don't patronize bunny rabbits." (Heathers)

Do you wear sunglasses indoors to look cool or stylish?

Nope. I don't actually own sunglasses per se.

Are you a hat person?

I like hats, but I really hate hat-hair, so I don't wear them very often at all.

Do you prefer digital or rotary/analogue clocks?

I'm not fussy. I do, however, like clocks to either match exactly with the rest of those in the building, or be set differently ON PURPOSE. For instance, the clock on my nightstand is set, intentionally, 10 minutes ahead of 'real time.' All the clocks at work say something different. It makes me nuts.

Have you ever been to a gym?

WTF? What planet did you grow up on that you didn't have to take gym class every goddamn year of your educational career?!
Of course. I've also been to a YMCA and a couple of workout centers. I am so very worldly.

Have you ever been wolf-whistled in public?

Yes. Ugh. The first time was when I was, like, 11 and sitting in my front yard. {{shudder}}

Have you ever been approached by someone who knew you but you couldn't remember them for the life of you?

Yes. Well, technically, no. Lots of people recognize me, some of them legitimately know me from work. I'm horrible at faces and names though so that does happen. And then there are the people who ask me if I used to live in [town I've never heard of] because I look just like the [grocery store clerk, school principal, librarian, whatever] there. It freakin' happened at the DOCTOR last week for cryin' out loud!

What do you do to keep fit?

I don't.

How often do you wash your ears?

Every time I wash my hair.

Could you go out with someone who had a child from a previous relationship?

As I've said before, I'm sure Beast would frown upon this arrangement. If there were no Beast in my life, I would think it would be pretty much impossible for me to date someone suitable who didn't have kids. At this point, said kids would likely be adults. It would be interesting.

How much would it cost to buy your love?

Depends on the day. Today, 50 cents and my phone number might do it.

What's the scariest thing you've ever done?

Hospitalizations count, right? Also, dealing with some of the bullshit Beast has pulled over the last 5 years has been ... harder than anything I could've imagined.

Saturday 9

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Mysterious Ways (1991)
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1) In honor of St. Patrick's Day (this coming Tuesday), we're featuring one of Ireland's most successful exports, U2. What else is Ireland famous for?

The Magdelen laundries, poverty, the IRA, drinking, being colonized (still) by England, potatoes, The Troubles, singing, and charm.

2) The Dublin studio where U2 recorded this song (and all of Achtung, Baby) is now a music store called Claddagh Records. U2 pilgrims from all over the world travel to the spot (Celia Street, Dublin 2). If we were to visit your neighborhood, are there any landmarks you could direct us to?

Well, first of all, Achtung Babywas recorded in Berlin. Hence the, uh, name of the album. ...not that I'm a GIANT U2 GEEK or anything.....

As to the question, my neighborhood is less than 15 years old, and all houses, so...yawn. I can show you where the failed Molotov fizzed in the street, and the places that were landscape-paint-vandalized a few years back, and the stupid non-road between this subdivision and the next one over. That's about it. We do have natural prairie areas, if you're into that sort of thing.

3) Lead singer Bono is rarely seen without his trademark sunglasses because he suffers from glaucoma. How is your vision? 20/20?

My corrected vision is about 20/20. My regular, uncorrected, vision is appallingly bad, and I found out yesterday that the concerns about glaucoma after my last appointment are just more structural weirdness than actual problem. Thank God!

4) Bono and wife Alison were married in 1982 and are still together today. Who is the longest-married couple you know?

There are some couples at our church that are on 6+ decades. It's rather startling to realize they got married before I was born....THAT LONG AGO! lol

5) When Bono inducted Frank Sinatra into the Grammy Hall of Fame, he applauded the older man's "swagger." Do you think you have swagger?

I was complimented today on the speed of my walking pace. I don't know about swagger, though. I don't really worry about it.

6) Bono has been honored by world leaders, including President Obama and Nelson Mandela and the Pope, for his philanthropy. Here's your turn to brag: tell us something you have received praise for recently.

I have heard from multiple people at work that we have an amazing and beautiful library, even from people whose libraries are bigger and nicer (architecturally and financially, etc.) than us. It's strange. I don't know about me, personally. I'm just trying to get through the days.

7) Clearly Bono is the most famous member of U2. Who else is in the band?

The Edge, Adam Clayton and Larry Mullen. {softball} I've known those names for over half my life!

8) On St. Patrick's Day, will you wear green?

Yes. I don't really want to be pinched.

9) Will you enjoy a glass of green beer or maybe a Shamrock Shake from McDonald's?

Yuck. I don't like beer or whatever those shamrock shakes are made of. We'll have corned beef at some point during the week, with the fixin's, and I'm noshing on green-and-white sugar cookies right now. Yay.

Sunday Stealing

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90, part 1

1. What was the highlight of your week?

Staying calm, going to meetings, and no anxiety attacks. I'm counting from Monday morning. Things could change any second.

2. Whose car were you in last?

My own.

3. When is the next time you will kiss someone?

Today. I mean, Beast is home for a couple of days. ;-)

4. What color shirt are you wearing?

I'm in the teal Tshirt from the 2010 Triennium (though I don't know anything about the site I snagged the photo from).

5. How long is your hair?

Fairly short. I can grab enough to pony at my nape, but only just, and it really wouldn't stay in..

6. Are you good looking?

I don't think so. I'm not butt-ugly, though, either.

7. Last movie you watched?

Can't remember. It's been awhile since I was in a theater.

8. Who were you with?

Probably Beast. Or Sparky.

9. Last thing you ate?

An untoasted bagel with Swiss and American cheese.

10. Last thing you drank?

I'm currently working on my second diet Dr. Pepper of the day.

11. When was the last time you had your heart broken?

Last Sunday. ... No, really; it's semi-constant.

12. Who came over last?

No one. Well, we had a political caller on Friday asking if we'd put a sign in our yard for our state rep when the election gets closer.

13. Are you happy right now?

Hmmm, that is the $64,000 question. I'm not unhappy....

14. What did you say last?

"You sleepy?" to Beast because, well, he looks it.

15. Where is your phone?

My cell is on the charger in the dining room. The nearest landline extension is between me and Beast on the table where it lives.

16. What color are your eyes?

Hazel.

17. Are you left-handed?

Nope.

18. Spell your name without vowels:

"Ct. Str." No, that's not my real name. I will say, however, that my full last name has three vowels and ten consonants which might explain why I don't do these kinds of things, eh?

19. Do you have any pets?

Two guinea pigs.

20. Favorite Vacation?

One of them? Can't choose just one. There've been a lot of good ones. Maybe our trip to England/Greece/Germany (the EGG trip) when Sparky was 8. It was pretty spectacular. I don't even remember any arguments.

21. What do you dislike currently?

Things that are out of my control, and having to accept that.

22. What are you listening to?

Right now, NASCAR is running at Pocono.

23. If you could have one thing right now what would it be?

The assurance of recovery.

24. What is your favorite scent?

Vanilla. I also like the smell of 'clean.'

25. Who makes you happiest?

Silence and a good book.

26. What were you doing at midnight last night?

Reading. No, wait; I think I was asleep, finally, by then. Thank you, melatonin!

27. When is your birthday?

November.

28. Who has the same phone as you?

Beast has the exact same phone. He also has the next 'edition' for his work phone. It's a little confusing--there's not a great deal of visual difference between the Samsung 3G and the 4G. At least he has different cases for them, though.

29. Last time you went swimming in a pool?

I don't swim, but the last time I was in, or even AT, a pool for any reason was probably close to a decade ago.

Sunday Stealing

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Suck it, Nerds!

What would you totally eat right now?

We're sort of redoing Thanksgiving dinner right now (we didn't celebrate till yesterday): Beast is having mashed potatoes (round 2 3 4? I'm having stuffing and a piece of blueberry pie (shortly).

Do you always wear a certain piece of jewelry?

Pretty much always have on my engagement and wedding rings, and my anniversary ring.

What kind of jeans do you like?

Lee. Also, Gloria Vanderbilt for "fancy" jeans.

What's something on your want list?

I would like to be more organized in my use of time.

Is animal print tacky?

Depends on when/where it's used. I only wear it in a very ironic way.

Give me a good quote that you like.

My, Miss Bossy Boots! OK, here ya go: "Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another." (Ambrose Bierce)

Do you bite your nails?

Yes, and it's been a rough month or two...they are very short.

What kind of smells do you like?

I like the smell of clean. And babies; I got a my baby-smell fix yesterday yay!

Do you wear perfume or cologne?

I do: either VS or Gossip.

What do you think is overrated?

Baseball, and most movies.

Next movie you want to see?

I really really need to learn to read ahead...sigh. I'm kinda jonesing to see "Catching Fire.

Would you change your eye color if you could?

Nope. I don't mess with my eyes unless absolutely necessary.

And what are your goals for the remainder of this year?

I'd like to keep the stress level extremely low.

When is the last time you were at the hospital?

About 55 days ago bringing Beast home.

Who introduced you to your current significant other? If you’re single, who introduced you to your last ex?

Beast was in the same chemistry class freshman year of college as my roommate and decided he wanted to get to know her better so he showed up in our dorm. She ignored him completely but I talked to him and he just kept coming back. Eventually, we started talking more seriously, and then dating.

This is, somewhat fittingly, the Devil's Post: Number 6666. ROFLWTFBBQ!!!

Blogthings Mini-Boom

You Are Black Tea

You are a driven, career-focused type. And you need a lot of caffeine to get started with your day. You are an independent self-starter. You impress others with your ability to be flexible and agile. Even though you have intense goals, you are easy-going and charming with others. You are mild-mannered and quietly confident. Just like black tea, you can be many different things to many different people. No one should attempt to pigeonhole you.

What Color Tea Are You?

The most accurate part of this is the last paragraph, especially that last line. And I like black tea the most too.

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You Are Wise

You are very curious about the world, and you like to investigate as much of it as you possibly can. You enjoy being alone, and the role of detached observer serves you well. You enjoy sitting back and making observations. You are very perceptive and thoughtful. You shy away from intense experiences because there's plenty of intensity in your own mind. You may have a very sharp mind, but you also have a gentle heart. You treat everyone with compassion and kindness.

The Japanese Art Test

I am curious and much of the rest of this is pretty freakin' accurate!

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Your Drama Style is Undramatic

You don't have a dramatic bone in your body, and honestly, you just don't get drama queens. You prefer to live a life that's calm and carefree. Yes, bad things happen, but it's not worth getting worked up about them. When things get crazy in life, you don't get worked up - you get curious. You are ready to investigate and solve problems. Although you don't believe in drama, it doesn't mean you're not fun. You'll break the rules when the time is right!

The Smokey Eye Test

Oh, how I LOATHE drama!

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You Are a Left Brained Learner

You are a superstar when it comes to learning. It's likely that you have taught yourself many things.

Your learning style is definitely self-directed, motivated, and focused. You know how to sit down and get to work.

You are comfortable with not understanding something well, and you just put a study plan into action when things get tough.

You believe that if you slow down, read carefully, and go over your work, you can learn just about anything!

Are You a Right Brained or Left Brained Learner?

Yes. Period. Moving on....

Sunday Stealing

(Link in meme-roll)
More Meme, Part One

Have you ever said you would never love again?

Yup. Or words to that effect. I had a discussion with FIL a few years ago during which he complained that he couldn't find any women at the retirement home who wanted to 'snuggle'; I told him that from my perspective, the last thing any of the women there wanted was someone else to have to end up being responsible for at that point in their lives. Maybe I was predicting my future, eh?

Have you heard a song today that reminds you of somebody?

I haven't listened to any music today, except whatever ads have been on.

Do you apologize first?

I usually do, yes. Of course, "first" may be well into the 'discussion.'

Has someone made a promise to you and broke it?

Really? I'd love to meet the person who says 'no' to this. I'd punch 'em for lying.

Have you ever won a lot of money in a slot machine? How much?

Nope. I don't really understand slots, and mostly it's a fast way to lose all my cash.

Do you watch sport on TV even though you aren't a sporty person yourself?

No, I watch sport on TV because Beast likes it, and because I (often) also enjoy it. Looking forward to the beginning of football season next week.

Do you eat / drink at your computer?

Yup. Slap my wrist.

How much do you overeat at special occasions? (Birthdays, Christmas, etc.)

Too much. Then again, that's kind of what they're for, right?

Do you require glasses / contacts to see properly? If so, which do you use?

I haven't worn contacts in 28 years, but I got my first glasses when I was 10. They aren't actually working very well for me right now.

When you hear your voice back on a recording, do you think it sounds awful?

It doesn't sound like me, and I think it sounds stupid. Not awful, just ignorant.

When was the last time you got the hiccups?

I think I had a little bout of them in the last month at work. Fortunately, I was at my desk in the workroom, not in public.

If you had to, which record would you go into Guinness World Records for?

Oh, yeah, there's another thing I'm not interested in doing.

The last sweet thing you ate: What was it?

I've been eating a lot of glazed donut holes today. Just got to thinking that the lack of 'real calories' today may be contributing to my headache.

Do you have a middle name?

Yes.

Do you find it embarrassing?

My middle name? No, but I don't share it online.

Saturday 9 (x 2)

(Link in meme-roll)
Stormy Weather

1) Do noisy storms scare you?

Thunderstorms don't scare me, assuming I'm inside somewhere. Big, swirling winds, though...yeah, THOSE scare me.

2) Mother Winters tells us Lena Horne was considered one of the great beauties of the 1940s. Whom do you consider one of today's most beautiful women?

Sticking with the musical field only, I'll go with Beyonce, Shakira, and Gwen Stefani because they are gorgeous AND they can sing!

3) Crazy Sam admits it -- there's a big bag of recycling she really should take out to the bin. Yet she's composing this meme. What should you be doing, instead of answering her questions?

I promised myself I'd be going through magazines that have accrued while catching up with Beast's TV viewing for the past three weeks.

4) Sam may be crazy, but she's not stupid and will never waste her money on Cialis, no matter how many unsolicited emails she receives! What's the most recent addition to your spam folder?

"Don’t let these nasty pharmacists take you to the cleaners!" from Expess Pharmacy, with a URL I'm not clicking.

5) What was the last thing you cooked?

I toasted a bagel about half an hour ago and put some American cheese on top of it.

6) Do you remember the lyrics to your either your high school or college fight song? If so, please share a bit.

"Come on, [home town] / Come on, [home town] / Fight right through that line / With your colors flying high / We'll win [sic] them every time / Come on, [home town] / Fight for future fame / Fight, fellas, fight, fight, fight / We'll win this ga-aa-ame" (sung to the tune of "On Wisconsin") I don't remember my college song though, sorry.

7) "Samantha" is the feminine of "Samuel" and means "Listener." What's the derivation of your first name?

It's an alternative spelling for a plant generally used as an award; or perhaps a noisy bird in Spanish-speaking countries. Online, the shortened version of "Cataloger" which used to be my user name.

8) Are you following the NBA or NHL this year? If so, which team are you rooting for?

No, as usual, I couldn't possibly care less than I do right now about either. I did watch part of a b-ball game last week and was astounded (again) by how ugly that game is.

9) Gloves, umbrellas, sunglasses, keys -- which of these do you misplace most often?

Of those, probably gloves. I can only fight two complete pairs.

Aida

1) Have you ever been to the opera?

Yes. In Leningrad. It was an Italian opera translated and sung in Russian. No freakin' clue about the details, but it was fun sitting in a box seat, the only time I'm likely to have that experience for sure.

2) Maria Callas was often called a "diva." Is that a compliment or a criticism?

Nowadays, I'd consider it a criticism, but I think in her time it was less of a slam.

3) Aida was composed by famous Italian Giusseppe Verdi. In addition to opera, what else can the world thank Italy for?

Very attractive people, and a lot of stupendous art. Also, good food.

4) Verdi was Italian and Callas was Greek. Would you rather vacation in Italy or Greece?

I'm not fussed, either will do. I've been both places and essentially I wouldn't mind time on a Greek island or in Florence or Rome.

5) The Marx Bros. starred in A Night at the Opera. What's the funniest movie you have ever seen?

I literally fell off the couch doubled up in laughter pain the first time I saw "Heathers" on TV. Otherwise, I laugh pretty hard at "Home Alone" when I see it.

6) What's for dinner tonight?

Bagel with cheese, and maybe I'll have a bowl of cereal for 'dessert.'

7) Are you wearing any jewelry right now?

Three rings.

8) Sam Winters has a scratchy throat and watery eyes. How do you treat the common cold?

Vitamin C, chicken noodle soup, and SLEEP.

9) Do you need your glasses (or contacts) when you drive?

I don't really drive with my eyes: usually I use a car and my hands and feet. However, if you don't want me to run into things, I'll be needing my glasses on. I can't see clearly five feet in front of me without them.

Saturday 9

(Link in meme-roll)
Cold Turkey

1) Are you still feasting on cold turkey, or any other leftovers, from your Thanksgiving meal?

Yes. Yes. Yes. Actually, the mashed potatoes are gone: I made about 12 lbs. for 7 people...yes, they're gone. Beast can't stay away from them. lol I think I'll have some reheated stuffing with turkey again for dinner tonight.

2) AAA says Thanksgiving is a big travel weekend. Did you venture far from home for your holiday dinner?

I made the meal, so... no. We don't actually go anywhere very often for holidays.

3) Is this weekend the official start of the Christmas season for you?

Nope. I did most of my shopping about 10 days ago. We didn't even put the tree up on Friday, even though I meant to get that done. Oh well.

4) Which couple would you rather hang out with -- Fred and Wilma Flintstone or George and Jane Jetson?

Please, neither. Fred was a fucktard, and the whole Jetson family (except, maybe, the dog and the maid) annoyed the shit out of me as a child.

5) Have you/would you ever get your teeth whitened?

I've used the Crest (et al.) products a couple of times. No more; I like my enamel enough that I'll keep it intact, thanks. Sparky's greeting to me when he arrived home last Wednesday was, "Wow Mom, your teeth are REALLY yellow!!" Nice.

6) Do you still have your high school class ring?

Nope. Beast lost it while we were dating, about 27 years ago. I should've had it remade, but we were too broke at that point and for a decade afterwards, and now I doubt they'd make it correctly.

7) Here's $50. You must spend it all in one place. What are you going to do with it?

Tra-la: I'm off to pick up the books I ordered on Small Business Saturday from my local indy bookstore. Or I can put a down-payment on new glasses with it, after I see the eye doc tomorrow.

8) Could your vehicle use a trip to the car wash right about now?

Always. I never get it there in timely fashion.

9) Did you hit the snooze button this morning?

I...don't think so? I had to get up and MOVE to get to Sunday School on time, and even then I was a little late AND I forgot to bring the printed out lesson. Fail.

Friday Fill-In

(Link in meme-roll)

1. Welcome / "Fremder, Etranger, Stranger."

2. Birds singing and frogs croaking makes me jump for joy.

3. There's a bunny in the garage! [actually, Beast says he chased it out, but...]

4. Warm temperatures without humidity is the thing I love most about the weather right now.

5. Eyes front.

6.Someone to clean my house is what I'm eagerly awaiting.

7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to eating outside and just enjoying the weather, tomorrow my plans include work (it's going to be a complete madhouse because of the golf thing), and Sunday, I want to get chores done and chillax!

Friday Fill-Ins

(Link in meme-roll)

1. Finally, I am getting in the groove of working 40 hours a week. Still seems like a huge jump from 32--more like 60 hours a week--but I'm sure I'll get over that.
2. Bifocals sure takes some getting used to!
3. Dad says: Eating beans will put hair on your chest. He said that about every food I balked at as a child. Not really much of a motivator for me, was it?
4. Ruke-Star is my favorite nick name for one of the guinea pigs. Though I also call him Rookedy-Dookedy often.
5. It took a long time, but I may finally be developing a greenish-tinted thumb. ...as long as you ignore that dried-up poinsetta over in the corner...
6. Now that Sparky's at college, I miss him, though I wouldn't have it any other way.
7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to having a bedroom that is mostly dust-free with CLEAN FLOORS, tomorrow my plans include work (and a headache or 12 caused by same), and Sunday, I want to skip church...and maybe talk to Elizabeth et al. via Skype!

Blogthings Explosion

You Are a Nonchalant Valentine

You're happy to celebrate Valentine's Day if your sweetie is into it, but it's really not your thing. You think love transcends commercial holidays, and you definitely don't put a lot of stock in V-Day. Your perfect Valentine's Day date is low key and easy... No gifts if you can help it. You think it's a lot more meaningful to spend a quiet night at home together than to go to a fancy restaurant.

What Kind of Valentine Are You?

OK, pretty close to reality.

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You Should Play Poker

You are a crafty person, and you're always looking at things from all angles. You can read people well, but you can also hide your feelings when you need to. You are a natural strategist, and you're always thinking a few steps ahead. You don't mind putting all your chips in when the time is right... in fact, it gives you a thrill!

How Should You Take a Gamble?

Uhm, yeah, but it sure doesn't sound overly complimentary.

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Your True Eye Color is Chocolate Brown

You are a down-to-earth and practical person. You don't get caught up in flights of fancy. You appreciate organization and thrive under structure. You generally feel that being rebellious is a waste of time. You take commitments seriously. If you say you'll do something, you follow through until it's done. You know that the key to life is to not go it alone. You love to cooperate with others.

What's Your True Eye Color?

DEFinitely like structure, but don't think rebellion in and of itself is always bad. See Egypt, Tunisia, et al.

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You Are Nonfiction

You are mentally sharp and clear-minded. Facts matter to you, and you remember them well. You are curious about the world, and many subjects interest you. You have a real thirst for knowledge. You are willing to listen to any point of view, as long as it's backed up with facts and logic. You have nothing against fiction, but you definitely feel like the real world is interesting enough as is!

Are You Fiction or Non-fiction?

Bullshit. I'm currently reading one (excellent) YA novel and one (VERY poorly edited and written) nonfiction. Well, and a picture book of the Romanov jewels, which is sorta halfway in between. lol

Patrick's Place

(Link in meme-roll)
Saturday 6

1. Which is easier for you: looking someone directly in the eye when you’re telling them something that’s very personal, or looking someone directly in the eye when they’re telling you something that’s very personal to them?

I don't look in anyone's eyes in general but in either of these situations, I'm more likely to do the latter.

2. Who is the person you find easiest to make eye contact with during a conversation?

Beast, I guess. I'm not sure why some people make me NOT want me to look them in the eye. It's odd.

3. If you could change the color of your eyes, would you?

Nah. I'd change the shape of my eyes, first.

4. Take the quiz: What Color Should Your Eyes Be?

Your Eyes Should Be Blue

Your eyes reflect: Innocence and sweetness [snort] People find you to be: Attractive, adorable, and irresistible [oh, the irony] Your best trait: You truly love to make other people happy What's hidden behind your eyes: A calculating mind

What Color Should Your Eyes Be?

But, I really don't want blue eyes. So it's probably just fine that this isn't very accurate.

5. If you could choose a new option for eye color, besides blue, green, hazel and brown, which would you choose to add to the genetic mix?

You left off gray, and black. :-) I like black.

6. If you were given x-ray vision for one hour, where would you go first?

The mirror. I need to figure out what's going on in my head. Also, need to check my knees.