Amy, my usual supplier

She calls it it felt like the mistake was mine, for trusting you

• Are you a good dancer?

  Hah. No. I always wanted to take dance lessons but it wasn't happening for several reasons when I was a kid.

• Are you a good singer?

  My voice has been weird lately. Normally, yes, I'm ok. Lately, I sound like my vocal cords went through a cheese grater. It's frustrating.

• Are you a good cook?

  Meh, I know my way around the kitchen but I don't like it.

• Are you a good artist?

  No. I can't draw.

• Are you a good listener?

  Sometimes.

• What's your favourite clean word?

  Today it's "calm." Because I really would like some.

• What's your favourite swear word?

  "Fuck." Go big or go home.

• What's your least favourite word?

  "Sorry" because it often isn't meant to be taken seriously.

• What was the last film you saw?

  I have no memory.

• What football team do you support?

  Must you really ask? Go, Pack, Go.

• Have you ever been bobbing for apples?

  I have! It's HARD!

• What's your most expensive piece of clothing?

  I can't think of anything in my closet that's very expensive, or out of line with the rest of the clothes. My bras are pricey, I guess. And I have some expensive jewelry. I'm considering getting a really GOOD new winter coat next year. I'm tired of parkas.

• What's the last thing you took a picture of?

  The origami I made at work today.

  

• What's the last thing you drew a picture of?

  Something shaped like LETTERS BECAUSE I DON'T DRAW. But I do write.

• Have you ever bought anything from eBay?

  Nope.

• Have you ever invented a fairly unique meal or drink?

  I used to mix together different flavors of Shasta as a kid. And I regularly 'invent' in the kitchen because I can't be bothered to follow directions exactly.

• Do you have any secret family recipes?

  Mom's mac n cheese.