Sunday Stealing

(Link in meme-roll)
The Semi Charmed Meme, Part One

1. My uncle once:

...wow, uh, I can't remember a single interaction with any of my uncles. The one who was still alive when I was old enough to remember him was a big husky guy who rarely spoke. I'm sure I was terrified of him at some level, though thinking about him doesn't give me any big scary feelings. He was a kind man.

2. Never in my life:

have I felt comfortable using the word "never" in a thoughtful way. (It literally took me 10 minutes to find something to say here...)

3. When I was five:

I was a shy, quiet little girl, scared of my own shadow.

4. High School was:

fun only in retrospect.

5. I will never forget:

the emotional content of each of the mission trips I've been on.

6. I once met:

the qualifications for being valedictorian and summa cum laude graduation...but not at the same time. ;-)

7. There’s this girl I know who:

doesn't know her power. That applies to most girls.

8. Once, at a bar:

I nearly got thrown out for yelling at the DJ.

9. By noon, I’m usually:

ready for a nap.

10. Last night:

I did my usual sleep-for-two-hours-wake-up-for-an-hour-finally-get-back-to-sleep thing. So annoying.

11. If only I had:

a [stronger] self-censor....

12. Next time I go to church:

I suppose I'll be teaching Sunday School again.

13. Jonathan Frid:

--since I had to go look him up on Wikipedia, I'll just move on past this one.

14. What worries me most:

is stuff that is the most meaningless. The big stuff I seem to be able to drop, but the putzy, stupid stuff hangs on like dandruff.

15. When I turn my head left, I see:

my usual Pile o' Shit on the end table.

16. When I turn my head right, I see:

plate from lunch, Nook, pillows, blankets....

17. You know I’m lying when:

I doubt you would.

18. What I miss most about the 80s:

I miss being 20.

19. If I was a character in Shakespeare, I’d be:

Kate, of course!

20. By this time next year:

I will be that much closer to turning 50.