Saturday 9

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Stuck in the Middle With You

1. In romance, have you ever been stuck in the middle with someone?

OK, because I know Bud is involved in this meme, I'm starting out completely on the wrong foot here. And, yeah to answer the question, no. ;-)

2. Which current commercial is the currently most annoying to you on TV or radio?

Pretty much all of them. Not a big fan of the Cialis ads. However, I am extremely happy the Burger King king has been dropped off a cliff; that guy scared the shit outta me.

3. What do you think is the most difficult task when it comes to spring cleaning?

The part that involves starting.

4. What area is your expertise in?

OMG, again with the problem I was having with #1! I'm really good at alphabetizing.

5. Have you ever bumped into a former lover and found out they were now gay or straight depending on your relationship with them?

I haven't bumped into a former lover for 26+ years. To my knowledge, they have all remained straight.

6. When was the last time that you got stabbed in the back?

I'll go with metaphorical stabbing having never actually been stabbed literally. Metaphorically, it happens at work (primarily with short non-lethal weapons) at least once a week. I pretty much don't care anymore: thick skin & all.

7. For a few years in a row, you receive a nice tax refund: do you make an adjustment with your payroll deduction so they’ll take less, or do you leave it that way so that you can continue to receive the big check every spring?

I'd probably adjust things, though it depends on how "nice" the amount was. A couple hundred--I wouldn't mess with it.

8. Do you remember the most naughty night of your life? (And do tell a bit, if comfortable)

Well, let's just say if it happened today in my house, I'd call the police on myself. Had that happened at the time--I was 19--I'd still be registering with the police every time I moved.

9. How would you handle yourself if you were regularly in the press and tabloids?

I'd probably kill myself within a week of something like this happening. I am not even close to kidding.