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My heart is a sandwich and bacon bowl

1) In Gym Class Heroes' song "Stereo Hearts," the singer says his heart is a stereo. If you were to compare your heart to an inanimate object, what object would it be?

At the risk of sounding like I'm on the verge of death, I'll go with a pearl. Keeping it in the hands of others makes it shinier, prettier, and stronger.

2) Thursday used to be a must see television night. Name some shows you think are “must see” TV.

NCIS, NCIS:LA, CSI, and CSI:NY. Those are the big ones, and the NFL of course. ;-)

3) Today (Nov. 3) is Men Make Dinner Day, which is aimed at the men who never cook, and also is National Sandwich Day. If someone was to make you a sandwich for dinner tonight, what would you want on your sandwich?

Ham, cheese (at least two kinds), butter, lettuce, potato chips, all on REALLY GOOD bread. But I had leftover chicken tikka and rice while Beast sleeps the evening away in bed. Hope he isn't coming down with something.

4) If you had an iPhone with its new Siri app, would you ask it random, stupid questions (like I'm dying to do) or would you just ask serious questions?

I wouldn't spend the money on it, or the time with it. Robotic answering programs do not interest me.

5) The New York Times has published the eulogy given by Apple co-founder Steve Jobs' sister which says that Steve's last words were "Oh wow. Oh wow. Oh wow." What would you want to be your last words, if you could pick?

"Don't forget the songs I picked out!" [I am the only person on the planet not reading this eulogy, I guess.]

6) KFC has introduced a new item to its menu -- a Cheesy Bacon Bowl, containing bacon, corn, chicken, cheese, gravy and mashed potatoes thrown together in a bowl. People seem to have mixed opinions on the appeal of KFC's bowls. Would you eat (or have you already eaten) one of these bowls?

Sounds lovely. I haven't had one, but once in awhile it wouldn't be such a bad idea. Light on the gravy, though, please.

7) Do you parallel park your vehicle or do you drive around until you find a parking spot that isn't a parallel parking space?

I haven't parallel-parked more than about 5 times in my life. So, yeah, I'll be driving around.

8) Have you ever been able to finish a Rubik’s Cube?

Nope. Thank God I'm over the need to try!