Thursday Thunks

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Turn the tv on and open the newspaper.... what's the best reported news you've ever heard?

The hostages are free!
Obama won!
Bush #1 lost!
Nixon resigns!
Actually, the first Time Magazine picture I clearly remember was the one with the little girl running into her dad's arms when our troops came home from Vietnam. That was, what 1975?

Hey! Guess what? What's the best personal news someone has told you?

"I'm pregnant!"

Goshdarnit I'm tired... When you lay down to sleep at night, what's the best position for you to fall asleep in?

Side. Either one. I try to keep my back straight too, but that doesn't always work.

What [is] the most excited you've ever been?

Wow...uh, I remember being VERY excited before our high school trip to California.

Ever touched a turkey? And yeah, I mean the gobble gobble kind. I'm glad I re-read this or this could have been a stupid question. Have you ever touched a living, breathing, not on your plate turkey?

Uhm, yeah. Petting zoos.

It's everywhere, it's driving me crazy! Spend money, people, spend money! Have you boughten [sic] anything from the "new & early" Black Friday deals this year?

Fuck no. I don't even buy stuff on Black Friday.

So the news is out, the most best news ever in the history of news - Kimber & Berleen are finally going to meet! Kimber is flying to Minnesota. What should she bring with her?

Boots, a coat, and several sweaters.

Kimber thinks all Minnesotans eat lutefisk. It's a Scandinavian food and lucky for her, we're German. Maybe it's Norwegian. Heck I don't know - you ever ate the stuff?

{shudder} No way in the world.

What's in your right pocket right now?

Chapstick.

When you go to the dentist for your cleaning, do you use the toothbrush that they give you or do you use one that you have purchased yourself?

I have a spin-brush, so no. I usually save the one from the dentist for Beast or give it to the homeless shelter.