The Queen's Meme

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The Threes Meme

3. Where were you 3 hours ago?

Right here, reading the most idiotic blog ever, written by a local crank who is running for sheriff, and who 'outed' an undercover vehicle for no good reason today. Moron.

3. Is there anything pink within 3 feet of you?

The handle of the nail file on the table next to me is pink, unfortunately.

3. Name the 3 scariest places in the world.

Top of my desk here at home, any random middle school, and (scariest) inside my boss's brain.

3. Name the 3 loveliest sights you've seen lately.

My son making cookies by himself this evening, the ugly water tower across the way being disassembled, and the completed slate of Elders for next year.

3. Name the top 3 Bands in the year you were born.

The Beatles, Lesley Gore, and The Kingsmen.

3. Walk to your front door. Go outside and get in your car. Drive 3 miles East. Describe 3 things you saw on your way.

If I did that right now, all I'd see would be dark roads. If I did it in the daytime, I'd see the notice of a new baby born (apparently) to a family of one of the firefighters, about 7 Road Construction Ahead signs for one small bridge that's out near our house, and lots of dried-out cornstalks.

3. I, Queen Mimi, have sentenced you to a 3-day diet of your most sinful cravings. [In w]hat will you be partaking?

Lots and lots and lots of sugar and carbs: sugar cookies, pop-tarts, and ... well, uh, Stoli, I guess.

3. Go back to question #3. Change the first word to "travel" and let me know if you survived. I'll hold a room for you in the dungeon in the meantime.

I think I'll just head directly to the dungeon. I need a nap.