Wednesday Wickedness

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Christine O'Donnell

1. On why she's anti masturbation: "If he already knows what pleases him and he can please himself, then why am I in the picture?"
Have you ever heard a stupider statement? If yes, when?

Oh, yeah, I have. This is just juvenile, pretty much 13-year-old reasoning at its shiny-best. Unfortunately, a lot of people stop thinking around that age, and their next coherent thought is "Hey, I wanna run for political office!"

2. “Physics put people in spiritual harm the way pimps put people in physical harm.”
Do you believe that prostitution should be legalized?

Actually, this statement is waaaayyy stupider than the first one. Unless that first word is mean to be "Psychics" in which case the statement is stupid but at least makes sense grammatically that way. Should prostitution be legalized? Uhm, well, I wouldn't be against it, I guess. I definitely think if it remains illegal, instead of (or along with) arresting the hookers, we should be printing their clients' pictures in the paper.

3. “We took the Bible out of public schools. Now we're having weekly shootings. We had the 60s sexual revolution and now people are dying from aids.”
What benefits do you think the 60s' sexual revolution has given us?

Civil rights, birth control, rights for women, discussion of sex instead of keeping everything hidden and putrid. [We're having weekly school shootings? Really? Oh, wait, those were going on in the 70s, as well, but we blamed desegregation back then....]

4. “The Bible says that lust in your heart in committing adultery.”
Do you think having a sexual fantasy when you're married or part of a couple is wrong?

I don't really care what other people are doing in their sex lives, nor do I feel the need to tell y'all what is going on in mine. If a fantasy life makes a couple enjoy each other more, hey...whatever keeps the ball rolling. So to speak. Ahem.

5. On co-ed dorms: “What's next? Orgy rooms? Menage-trois rooms? Coedness is like a radical agenda forced on college students.”
Have you ever been asked to participate in other than a one on one sexual experience?

Oh.Dear.God. I lived in a single-sex dorm, but most of the dorms at my CHRISTIAN- (i.e. Presbyterian-)sponsored college were and are co-ed. And what, perchance, is a "menage-trois" room? A three-person room? Those aren't uncommon at many, many colleges. This dingbat is really way, way, way, WAY hung up on sex. Moreso that Bud is.

6. “Creationism, in essence, is believing that the world began as the Bible in Genesis says, that God created the earth in six days, six 24 hour periods. And there is just as much, if not more, evidence supporting that.”
What is your favorite dinosaur? Why?

Has she bothered to read Genesis 2:4-25? Yeah, didn't think so. My favorite dinosaur is Cera, even if she is a little bossy, or maybe Ducky.

7. “I dabbled in witchcraft. I hung around people who were doing these things. I'm not making this stuff up."
What's the strangest thing that you “dabbled” in?

I charted several people's astrological info about 20 years ago. Very time-consuming. Kinda retarded. Fun in a classically OCD way. By the way, hanging around people who are "doing things" does NOT make you a dabbler; it makes you a spectator.

8. "I am not a clone of Sarah Palin. I have my own thoughts."
How different is Sarah Palin's political agenda from your own?

Night and day. The sad thing about this particular asshat is that she makes Palin look like Einstein.

9. "American scientific companies are cross-breeding humans and animals and coming up with mice with fully functioning human brains."
What animal would you like your brain cross breed [sic] with?

That is so totally NOT how cloning works. I'm not even a scientist and I know this. She absolutely has to stop watching CSI:NY. I think my brain would do well in a bird, especially lately.

10. "[H]omosexuals [are] getting away with nudity! They're getting away with lasciviousness! They're getting away with perversion!"
Have nude homosexuals ever interfered with your day?

No. Damn. Well, except on the cover of the occasional DVD we've bought. Honestly, though I wouldn't know if the random nude I ran across was gay or not just by looking unless s/he was actively engaged in sexual behavior. Has Asshat noticed how much lascivious and perverse HETEROsexual behavior is going on?? Oh, wait, yeah, that would be those quotes up above. ...sigh. This country is fuckin' going to hell.