Thursday Thunks

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1. If you won a brand new house in a Dream House Giveaway would you move into it, sell it to pay the taxes and make a profit, rent it out or give it to a family member/friend who might need it?

Sell it, unless it was in a place I'd want to live.

2. Are you good at billards?

No but I'm fair at billiards.

3. Does anyone on the planet really want to see Levi Johnston naked in Playgirl (other than when Bristol Palin did)?

Bristol saw him naked in Playgirl already? And, no, I don't want to see ANYone naked in Playgirl!

4. Is your phone ringing right now?

Nope. I think it's the guy over there whose phone is ringing right now.

5. Do you think man has eaten or tried to eat every type of animal on the face of the earth at one point or another? If not, what don't you think man has tried?

Yup. Survival is that important.

6. The new movie Avatar has been showing sneak peeks and been hyped to the max. Will you see it?

Nope. Not my thing. Plus, I kinda loathe James Cameron with a hate that's fairly unfathomable.

7. If a slightly bigger fish eats a small fish, then a bigger fish immediately eats that one, then an even bigger fish immediately eats that fish and then finally a huge fish eats the one that just ate that fish and it gets caught by you... how many meals will you have from that one fish?

Have you seen the Mike Rowe "Dirty Jobs" episode on the fishing boat in which they empty the stomachs of the fish that were caught? Yeah. I'm so not going there. I don't eat stomach contents. I'll be having the muscle of the main "outside" fish and that's all.

8. If you had an appointment with the doctor and all the plants in the office were dead, would you still see the doctor?

Uh, yeah? Surely you don't think the doctor waters the plants?

9. Have you ever seen the number 666 in a dream?

Not that I recall, certainly not recently. Maybe when I was a pre-teen and easily freaked-out about The End Times. It helps that I've studied The Revelation of John of Patmos and understand that much of it is code and dream language, i.e. symbolic NOT literal.

10. "At 20 years of age the will reigns, at 30 the wit, at 40 the judgment."~ Benjamin Franklin
So what happens at 50, 60, 70, 80, 90 , 100?

You get to take naked air baths and annoy your countrymen and -women at every possible turn of events until you die a happy, beloved old man.

11. Would you want your phone number to be (area code) 123-4567?

Hell no. Think of all the prank phone calls!!