The Dating Profile Meme

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Hard Times

1. Why is this so hard? "Braggart."

2. Walk with me. "I would, if it weren't for the fact that you are really freakin' slow!"

3. My software is state of the art. "The software is only as good as the hardware...."

4. Can’t believe I did this. "Points given for spelling all words correctly and for appropriate use of the apostrophe."

5. Life is an adventure or nothing. "Don't you mean 'of' instead of 'or'??"

6. Looking for someone to get to no. "I'm married and I have children, so I already have that."

7. I am absolutely terrible at this!! "I think you and #4 would get along great. Both of you are Teh Obvious."

8. Anything is possible, right? "You dating me is not possible, so...no."

9. It’s your last day to live, live it. "Wow, thanks for the uplifting news."

10. I enjoy text messages. "Much less likely to catch a social disease that way. Oh, wait, you already HAVE social issues. Nevermind."