noooooOOOO!!!

Found via Liz, here:

Your career profile shows you are a Director.

As a Director, you have a natural ability for organizing and mobilizing people toward achievement of a clear goal. Your objectivity allows you to develop procedures or regulations that takes care of present and future situations. You are someone that promotes and defines a strong work ethic, and is practical and results-oriented. Your desire for structure, schedule, and order make you the classic administrator. You believe in standard operating procedures, and have little use for speculation, experimentation, or fantasy. Consequently, these abilities can make you very desirable in positions of leadership.

Fuck no. Just, no. Negatory. Nyet. Non.

Some of you need to stop laughing lest the men in white coats show up to carry you away--I'm phoning them now.