Friday 5

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No Way!
Way!

1. Who lets you have your way more than you should?

Beast, and I've told him to stop it.

2. According to the cliche, the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, but what’s the way to yours?

Stomach. He would say heart but that is cuz he's a kind-hearted soul himself.

3. What’s something that should have been put away but hasn’t been?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I'll pick one of the literally hundreds of options at hand: there've been papers on the hearth for burning (rather than shredding) since June 20.

4. When did you last weigh yourself?

The nurse at the gyn office weighed me last week. Very. Very. Depressing.

5. What do the cops in the donut shop say?

Way-o-way-o, way-o-way-o. hee hee hee