Monday's a Bitch

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Chew On This

1. Did you need braces when you were younger?

I certainly did, and I was fortunate enough to have them. At the time, however, they were a giant pain in so very many ways!

2. If you had to choose between being bitten by a vampire or a werewolf, which would it be?

I'm more partial to wolves, I guess. But since I don't believe in either of these things, the point is moot. Also, isn't this kind of like choosing which kind of cancer you'd rather have?

3. When was the last time you bit off more than you could chew?

Every damn day! OK, not really; I am getting better about this issue. But this month is completely psycho-busy because of all the things I've volunteered to do.

4. Have you ever chipped a tooth?

Of course. I have my mother's teeth this way, I think. And anyway, it seems to me that my teeth are getting more brittle as I age.

5. If your smile had a name, what would it be?

Man, I so TOTALLY didn't smoke enough ganja to even understand this question! Uh...how about "Charley"?