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(from the usual source: Kwizgiver)

1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? One closed, one open.

2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? Of course, though I don't swipe them from the maid's cart or anything. I do bring them back--unopened--for the homeless shelter in town.

3. Have you ever 'done it' in a hotel room? If I know which 'it' we're talking about, then of course. If it's another 'it'...I dunno.

4. Have you ever stolen a street sign before? No, I've honestly never understood the attraction.

5. Do you like to use post-it notes? I appreciate their existence, but I don't abuse them.

6. Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? Never. Not anymore.

7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees? Bees. This isn't even a contest.

8. Do you have freckles? Yes.

9. Do you always smile for pictures? If I know my picture is being taken, I do.

10. What is your biggest pet peeve? Selfishness.

11. Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? Tucked in at the foot on my side, not so much as the week wears on on the other side. I like to have everything tucked in tight, but one must compromise, eh?

12. Do you ever count your steps when you walk? No, thought I used to have some unusually OCD-type things when I was a kid.

13. Have you ever peed in the woods? Of course.

14. Do you ever dance even if there's no music playing? Much to my child's embarrassment, yes. And not just for that purpose, either.

15. Do you chew your pens and pencils? I've been known to hold them in my mouth, but I stopped chewing on them in elementary school. The paint on pencils doesn't taste very nice.

16. How many people have you slept with this week? Just Beast. I try to stay awake in public.

17. What size is your bed? Queen. Naturally.

18. What is your "Song of the week"? According to Yahoo!Music, I was supposed to hear ALL of the Jimmy Eat World "Chase This Light" CD this week at work. I wasn't overly impressed, though some of the tunes were fine. For real? Maybe "High Hopes"?

19. Is it okay for guys to wear pink? Well, I certainly don't have any problem with it whatsoever.

20. Do you still watch cartoons? occasionally

21. What's your least favorite movie? Anything scary-gory: Halloween, Friday the 13th, Silence of the Lambs, etc.

22. Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? I'm sure I'm not going to tell!

23. What do you drink with dinner? Diet Dr. Pepper, or the equivalent. Sometimes water. Rarely, anymore, milk.

25. What is your favorite food/cuisine? Italian for comfort food. Mexican, real Mexican, is good, too. Greek...? Damn. Can't do it. NOT English! There, I made a decision!

26. What movies could you watch over and over and still love? RHPS, Heathers, The Sound of Music, Fiddler on the Roof, Singin' in the Rain, Guys and Dolls, Paint Your Wagon...sensing a general theme?

27. Last person you kissed/kissed you? I think Beast and I kissed when I got home from work tonight...?

28. Were you ever a boy/girl scout? I was in Girl Scouts for a couple of years. It was fun (we never camped).

29. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? Uh, not.

30. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? A. Long. Time.

31. Can you change the oil on a car? With proper training and instructions, sure. As long as Beast isn't the one who tightened it last!

32. Ever gotten a speeding ticket? Yep.

33. Ran out of gas? Nppe.

34. Favorite kind of sandwich? Cheese, butter, bread.

35. Best thing to eat for breakfast? Bagel with cream cheese on a normal day. I like crepes and waffles and pancakes on occasion, too.

36. What is your usual bedtime? I'm usually asleep by some time after 11.

37. Are you lazy? Yes, at times. (Now, for instance!)

38. When you were younger, what did you dress up as for Halloween? A bunny, a clown, a bum...I don't remember what else.

39. What is your Chinese astrological sign? Rabbit.

40. How many languages can you speak? English. Sorta. Spanish (less). Pig Latin, Greek, Russian, German, all about equally badly.

41. Do you have any magazine subscriptions? Ms. Magazine, Entertainment Weekly, Bookmarks.... Beast gets SI, Discover, and Golf. Sparky gets Shonen Jump!

42..Which are better legos or lincoln logs? I like the old, real-wood Lincoln Logs.

43. Are you stubborn? Uhm, yeah, I get that from every chunk of my heritage.

44. Who is better...Leno or Lettermam? {{{snore}}} Bill Maher.

45. Ever watch soap operas? When I was in high school, when John Stamos and Demi Moore were on General Hospital, I did, but that's about all. I was forced to watch DOOL at work for a few years by someone who was a little compulsive about it.

46. Afraid of heights? Afraid of falling, not heights.

47. Sing in the car? Oh, yeah! Dance, too, sometimes.

48. Dance in the shower? Yeah, cuz I need a broken leg...no.

49. Dance in the car? Oops, see #47. By the way, not slam/punk/mosh, just twirly stuff.

50. Ever used a gun? Just a cap pistol.

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? For my passport, three years ago. Beast's Mom wanted to have a family portrait done last year for Christmas, so that's the most recent.

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? I love musicals. I can't comment on this question.

53. Is Christmas stressful? Christmas Day is awesome. The month of December is...intense.

54. Ever eat a pirogi? Gosh, y'know, in spite of living in Milwaukee for over 10 years...no.

55. Favorite type of fruit pie? Cherry. I like almost all fruit pies, though.

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were younger? Teacher (hah!), grocery store checker, librarian (HAH!), truck driver.

57. Do you believe in ghosts? Nooop.

58. Ever have a deja-vu feeling? Once in awhile, probably three or four times a year.

59. Take a vitamin daily? Not anymore. I used to take a multi plus a calcium, but was told that I should NOT be taking calcium, so I threw the baby out with the bathwater and stopped taking both.

60. Wear slippers? Outside in the winter. STOP! Just to grab the newspaper, or wave goodbye!

61. Wear a bath robe? Occasionally. Christmas morning is prime bathrobe time.

62. What do you wear to bed? In the winter, pajamas. In the summer, either pajamas or a T-shirt.

63. First concert? Beach Boys.

64. Wal-Mart, Target or K-Mart? Target

65. Nike or Adidas? I'm a 43-year-old woman who doesn't run/jog/walk for exercise. I buy what fits, makes my feet feel good, and isn't outrageously-priced!

66. Cheetos Or Fritos? Cheetos. Not loving the Fritos.

67. Peanuts or sunflower seeds? Sunflower seeds. They remind me of my sister Ellen. Peanuts remind me of Dad, but they also make me cough. I've a slight allergy to them.

68. Ever hear of, "gorp"? Yes. It's foul. Don't even go there with me! It's yet another reason for me not to camp!

69. Ever take dance lessons? No. We don't do that in my family.

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? ...my (excuse me?) future spouse...? WTF?

71. Can you curl your tongue? Nope, swam in the wrong gene pool.

72. Ever won a spelling bee? My school was apparently too progressive for spelling bees; I was never in one.

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? ALL the freakin' time.

74. Own any record albums? Yes. They are packed in a box.

75. Own a record player? Yes, though why it isn't packed in a box as well, I"m not sure.

76. Regularly burn incense? Beast can't stand incense. I only use it, when I remember to do so at all, when he's out of town.

77. What's the worst part about camping? Cold, discomfort, lack of sleep, rain, peeing/pooping in the woods (or wherever), crappy food, being dirty all the time, bugs.... Yeah, sounds fun.

78. Who would you like to see in concert? Billy Joel, but I don't think it's happening. It would be a riot to see Ricky Martin. And for real: Melissa Etheridge.

79. What was the last concert you saw? Mr. Jimmy in D'Iberville. Best concert ever. Someone you've heard of: U2.

80.Hot tea or cold tea? Depends on the weather.

81.Tea or coffee? Tea.

82. Sugar cookies or snickerdoodles? I do not like the snickerdoodles. I do not like them at all! But I do like sugar cookies.

83. Can you swim well? I can't even swim badly!

84.Can you hold your breath w/o manually holding your nose? WTF?! For real? Of course I can. Can't everyone over the age of, oh, six?

85. Are you patient? Depends on the circs. Not as patient as I'd like to be.

86. DJ or band, at a wedding? We had a DJ, a good one. Less hassle that way, too.

87. Ever won a contest? Not anything that I cared about.

88. Ever have plastic surgery? Have I? No. Would I? The only reason I'd consider it would be for reconstructive purposes.

90.Can you knit or crochet? I can knit, and I find it semi-relaxing, but VERY slow going. I also knit "tight" so that everything is smaller than it should be when I'm done. But dense. VERY dense.

91. Best room for a fireplace? One that needs heat! Living room, kitchen, whatever!

93. If married, how long have you been married? 21 years.

94. Who is/was your HS crush? Which year? I had a whole long list, in a notebook, of guys I thought were cute.

95. Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? Yeah, cuz that has always worked so well for me.

96. Do you have kids? Yep, singular.

97. Do you want kids? No more. I'll be happy for grandkids in a decade or so.

98. What is your fav. color? Blue.

99. Do you miss anyone right now? Not really.

100. Who do you wanna see right now? Mr. Sandman.