Monday's a Bitch

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The First Rule of Fight Club Is...

1. If you could fight any person you know, who would you choose?

Physically fight? No one. I'd lose. The only people I could physically take out are small children, and I wouldn't do that.

If I were magically granted the skill (or took the time to train) and had the mental ability to do this, I'd take out some of the more annoying library patrons. Fat Frank is first, as long as I could wear a full protective hazardous waste suit while dealing with him.

2. If you could fight any celebrity, who would you choose?

People who are famous for being famous. I'd like to rearrange their features a bit and make them less photogenic in an unfixable way. And I'd start with the men (i.e. Brandon Davis). Just so you know.

3. If you could fight any historical figure, who would you choose?

I have to assume that I'd win these fights, right? I'd take out little Adolph while he was in art school. But that's just the easy choice. Lots of other good candidates....

4. If you had a club, what would its first rule be?

"You have to NOT be a moron at least 75% of the time!"

5. Brad Pitt or Edward Norton?

Both, albeit for entirely different purposes. Or, perhaps it should be "entirely different methodology." And not at the same time. Just to be clear. Ahem.

Wow, this was hard. I don't like fighting at all....