Wednesday, March 2, 2005

I've never...

From Johnnie. Bold items are true. Regular type aren't (they are things I've done). I had a terrible time keeping this straight--I think I'm mental. {Yes. I. Am.}

I’ve Never Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex (in a sexual way) {EDITED}
I’ve Never Kissed A Member Of The Opposite Sex {EDITED}
I’ve Never Crashed A Friend’s Car
I’ve Never Been To Japan

I’ve Never Been In A Taxi
I’ve Never Been In Love
I’ve Never Had Sex In Public
I’ve Never Been Dumped
I’ve Never Done Cocaine

I’ve Never Shoplifted
I’ve Never Been Fired
I’ve Never Been In A Fist Fight (can’t remember if fists were used, so I’m counting it)
I’ve Never Had Group Intercourse
I’ve Never Snuck Out Of My Parents’ House

I’ve Never Been Tied Up
I’ve Never Regretted Having Sex With Someone
I’ve Never Been Arrested
I’ve Never Made Out With A Stranger
I’ve Never Stolen Something From My Job (just the usual paper clips/pencils kinds of things—I have borrowed books for quite an extended period, however!)
I’ve Never Celebrated New Years In Time Square
I’ve Never Gone On A Blind Date
I’ve Never Lied To A Friend (anyone who says this is true is LYING!!)
I’ve Never Had A Crush On A Teacher
I’ve Never Celebrated Mardi Gras In New Orleans
I’ve Never Been To Europe
I’ve Never Skipped School (not till college, and not often)
I’ve Never Slept With A Co-Worker (ish, if you only knew how yucky that would be)
I’ve Never Cut Myself On Purpose
I’ve Never Had Sex At The Office
I’ve Never Been Married
I’ve Never Been Divorced
I’ve Never Had Sex With More Than One Person Within The Same Week
I’ve Never Posed Nude
I’ve Never Gotten Someone Drunk Just To Have Sex With Them
I’ve Never Killed Anyone
I’ve Never Received Scars From My Sex Partner
I’ve Never Thrown Up In A Bar
(it wasn't a bar, not quite)
I’ve Never Purposely Set A Part Of Myself On Fire
I’ve Never Eaten Sushi
I’ve Never Been Snowboarding
I’ve Never Had Sex At A Friend’s House While They Were Throwing A Party
I’ve Never Had Sex In A Dressing Room
I’ve Never Flashed Anyone

I’ve Never Met Anyone From Online (multiple times)

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Your Seduction Style: The Coquette





You are a pro at playing the age old game of hard to get.
Your flirting style runs hot and cold, giving just enough to keep them chasing you.
Independent and self-sufficient, you don't need any one person to make you compelte.
And that independence is exactly what makes people pursue you.




[I dunno about that "hard-to-get" stuff...but the rest is fairly accurate. I think.]

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