Sunday Stealing

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Are any of your friendships on a fine line?

Does this mean, are they on the verge of imploding? If so, I don't think so. Maybe? I don't know. I hope not.

Have you ever witnessed a birth?

Yes. Well, sorta: I've been present for three human births. It's pretty damned amazing. And ridiculous. Isn't there a better way??

Where’s your favorite place to be when you feel depressed?

In bed, asleep or reading.

Are you currently looking forward to tomorrow?

Beast is going to the pain management doctor to see how soon he can get in for a cortisone injection in his spine. I'm looking forward to hearing that he can do that this week, preferably Tuesday at 6 a.m. or something unlikely of the sort.

When was the last time you held someone’s hand?

Today at church. We held hands in a big circle in the sanctuary and sang.

Have you ever faked sick?

Yes. I call them Mental Health Days.

Are you currently wearing jeans?

They are tan, but yes.

Have you gone to a coffee shop within the past week? [i.e. Starbucks]

Nope. I rarely do, since I rarely never drink coffee.

Would you like to be able to read thoughts?

Not really. Ugh.

Do certain swear words just roll off your tongue?

Like fuckin' buttah, yup.

Are you often the last one to understand a joke?

Sometimes.

Can experience be gained just by reading?

Yes, yes it can. It's the easiest way to experience lots of different things and come to understand situations you would never be in.

Does playing the guitar make a person more attractive?

Nooooo....? Being good at it and enjoying it a lot makes the person attractive, not the mere fact of holding a guitar.

Have you ever slept in a tent, indoors or out?

Of course. Outdoors. Who sets up a tent to sleep in inside?

What does your hair look like at the moment?

It's ok. Kind of windblown and spastic, but that's not out of the ordinary.

Are you mad right now?

No, I'm not. I'm tired. Very tired.

Who did you spend your summer with last year?

Last year? 2014? I have no idea. I think we probably just hung around here, just like this year.

Did you eat a cookie today?

I've had at least 5 cookies today. I go to that kind of church.