Patrick's Place

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Sunday Seven

Name the seven most annoying disingenuous customer service phrases you’ve encountered. [check this list for ideas]

1. "You have been personally selected..." (this happened yesterday when I answered yesterday...and it was a recording saying it)
2. "Free shipping & handling"
3. "Dear Valued Customer"
4. "Your call is important to us" 
5. "Can I help you find something?" (mostly I hate this when 7 people ask me in my first 3 minutes in a store)
6. "Is there anything else I can help you with today?" (at the end of a help call--wtf, no I'd already have TOLD you if there was, moron)
7. "How would you rate your experience with our support staff today?"