*Did anyone tell MLB that it's just mean to start the Cubs season on April Fool's Day?

(Swiped from Kwizgiver)

1. Have you ever been searched by the cops? Nope. I'm way to average-looking, and I don't break the law, or do anything else that would bring me to the attention of a cop.

2. Do you close your eyes on roller coasters? Nope. Can't see anyway: I take my glasses off.

3. When’s the last time you’ve been sledding? Years and years ago. No more of that for me.

4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone? Depends. There are up- and down-sides to both choices.

5. Do you believe in ghosts? Nice timing in view of the Thursday Thunks this week. No.

6. Do you consider yourself creative? Not visually creative, no. Creative in other ways, like problem-solving, yes.

7. Do you stay friends with your exes? 25 years and counting with my husband. What exes?

8. Do you know how to play poker? Yes. And I'm pretty good at it. Apparently I fake stupid well.

9. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight? Not...quite.

10. What’s your favorite commercial? I like the gecko ads.

11. What are you allergic to? Cats, dogs, pollen, grass, dust, mold, smoke...sigh.

12. If you’re driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around do you run red lights? See #1. No.

13. Do you have a secret that no one knows but you? More than one. Who doesn't?

14. Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees? A mallet to the back of my head for the entire MLB season.

15. Have you ever been ice skating? Yup. I suck at it.

16. How often do you remember your dreams? At least 3-4 times a week.

17. When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried? Within the last couple of weeks. Actually, we saw Ben Bailey--the Cash Cab guy--live recently, and yeah, some good laughing there.

18. Can you name 5 songs by The Beatles? Of course. Way more than five. And like Kwizgiver, I can sing 'em too.

19. What’s the one thing on your mind now? This stupid headache that I've had all day. It's not BAD, just neverending.

20. Do you know who Ghetto-ass barbie is? No, nor do I want to.

21. Do you always wear your seat belt? Yes.

22. What cell service do you use? Spring.

23. Do you like sushi? Feh! NO!

24. Have you ever narrowly avoided a fatal accident? Yes. A few times.

25. What do you wear to bed? Pajamas. The ones I'm wearing now, in fact.

26. Been caught stealing? Nope. Haven't done it enough.

27. What shoe size do you have? 9.5 or 10.

28. Do you truly hate anyone? Nah, way too much energy use for me.

29. Classic Rock or Rap? I'll listen to either, if it's good stuff, but I really like Pop.

30. If you could sleep with one famous person, who would it be? Nope. I have NO, zero, ningún, interest in becoming a target for paparazzi.

31. Favorite Song? A Mighty Fortress.

32. Have you ever sang in front of the mirror? Of course.

33. What food do you find disgusting? Raw meat of any kind.

34. Do you sing in the shower? No. Do people actually do this? I don't know anyone who does.

35. Did you ever play, "I'll show you mine, if you show me yours"? Not in the "doctor" sense of this, no.

36. Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their back? 'Tis the thing to do. I'm not proud of it.

37. Have you ever stood up for someone you hardly knew? Yup. I tend to do it regularly at work.

38. Have you ever been punched in the face? Nope. Slapped, hard, no closed-fist action though. Thank God.

*post title quoted from Murphy a.k.a. @thatbillygoat on Twitter