Thursday Dating Profiles

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The Evolution of Self

1. Well lets see I am driven to know what I want.

And you need help? Or ... yeah, why would you be here telling us this?

2. My work as a psychotherapist is both rewarding and challenging.

RUN AWAYYYYYYY!!

3. I’m intelligent yet still have so much to learn, sophisticated yet simple; dynamic, exciting, adventurous but stable; easy-going, respected, humble, patient and will fight against injustice.

"It's complicated." Only wordier.

4. I believe two is better than one, so I'm looking for a partner who feels the same.

Two incomes is definitely better than one.

5. Hot air ballooning, parasailing, speed boats, these are some of the things that I enjoy.

Wait, you DATE these things? This is a normal dating site, dude, not a pervert hangout!

6. This not really my thing, but here it goes. I’m a pretty laid back. Things I like to do include, hanging with friends. I am willing to try new thinks.

"Like learning English spelling and grammar, and suicidal tendencies as I hang with my friends. It's tricky to do while being laid back."

7. I am asian I was born race in the Philippines I came to the us when i was 19 yrs. old i was mired the age of 17 yrs. old i am slender.

I think...it might be illegal to "mire" someone, even in the Philippines. It definitely is here in the us.

8. I'm in no rush-- but also don't plan to become a serial dater.

I'm not at all sure how these two statements are mutually exclusive.

9. The constant evolution of self makes this difficult to write, as does the filter of subjectivity

May I introduce you to #2 while I make my escape through any random single-syllable word?

10. Most people when they first meet me, first say "Wow your tall", I guess the second thing they notice is my curly hair.

Your tall, curly hair? There's a mental picture. Nice. Bye.