Thursday Thunks

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Giving Away Money

1. To whom did you last give the finger?

Wow, uh...it's been awhile. I don't remember.

2. If you had 1,000 dollars and HAD to spend it, what would you buy?

Been thinking about bedroom furniture again....

3. What was the last beverage you spilled on yourself?

I dumped a whole can of DDP one morning last week, but it went behind the sofa and not on me at all. Before that, probably DDP but I don't know when.

4. When was the last photograph you took? What was it of?

I'm sure it was at Triennium. I haven't been very photograph-y lately.

5. Who was the last person to smoke a cigarette in your presence?

There was someone smoking at Jean's funeral, I think.

6. What animal did you last pet or hold?

Ruka. Gotta be.

7. What was the last superstitious thing you did?

Knock wood, except, dude, there's no freakin' wood in my cubicle! :-)

8. What was the last text message you received?

"We r here. Checked in and gonna gp [sic] try 2 play some golf. Call u l8r?"

9. Berleen has decided to buy twelve goats. If she trades three for some awesome pot, loses one while she was stoned, what do you think she did with the rest?

They are probably out in the yard stoned on the rest of the pot.

10. What was the last musical instrument played in your presence?

Bass guitar.

11. What was the last note that you wrote on your hand?

It was, undoubtedly, an appointment for hair or something.

12. Kimber announced that she was born on another planet. Which one do you think it was and why?

Uhm, how about another dimension's Earth. The question really is how she crossed dimensions to this earth.

13. What are you wearing as you answer these ridiculously stupid TT questions?

Blue T, brown jeans, earrings, rings, underwear, and nail polish.