Wednesday Wickedness

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We are like other memes in that we will ask you ten questions each and every Wednesday. But our little "twist" is that each week we will pick a famous person and pick ten of their quotes. Each of our questions will be based on the quotes. Today we picked Robert Pattinson.

1. "I don't really see the point in washing your hair. If you don't care if your hair's clean or not then why would you wash it?" How often do you wash your hair?

Well, duh...if you don't care, then of course you aren't going to wash it! Really?
I wash my hair every 2-3 days, simply because if I do it more often than that anymore, it gets frizzy/ier. When I was a kid, it had to be washed pretty much every day and sometimes more than that!

2. "I take way too long to get dressed, like way too long. But only for things like shows or if I have to do public appearances. Like, I’m ridiculous, I’ll keep getting changed and getting changed and then I’ll just put on the same thing I wore the day before." Do you take longer to dress for a special event?

No. If it's a special thing, I usually have thought through the outfit in detail ahead of time. I have work-days when I stand in my closet saying, "Yuck--nothing to wear." It's a walk-in closet. Crazy. It doesn't happen often.
And, Robert, just like the hair: if you didn't care about it, you wouldn't worry so much.

3. "My dad's a car dealer, but I grew up in London, so I always say I don't drive…I get driven. I got a driving lesson in Oregon, and then I bought a car in L.A. and I basically learned how to drive by people honking at me. I'm terrible at driving." Are you a good driver?

Yes, I am, especially when I'm paying attention to it. I live near(ish) a Very Big (American) City, so it's drive or be run over around here.

4. "I don't spend any money. The only thing I've really bought is my car, which cost $1,500 and keeps exploding. It would be nice to buy a house for my parents, but at the same time my parents are so comfortable where they live; they would probably just feel like it was a burden. I wear the same clothes every day and the only thing I used to splurge on was DVDs." If you had his money, what would be the first thing you spent it on?

I'd pay off the mortgage on the house and buy a new car...and the rest I'd give away. All.of.it.

5. "I aspire to be Jack Nicholson. I love every single mannerism. I used to try and be him in virtually everything I did, I don't know why. I watched One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest when I was about 13, and I dressed like him. I tried to do his accent. I did everything like him. I think it's kind of stuck with me." Who is your favorite actor?

Robert, I think Christian Slater has the Jaaaack thing down, so you need to find another actor to emulate. My favorite actor (as an actor) is probably Robert Duvall or Meryl Streep, just because they make the whole thing look like the easiest thing ever.

6. "Someone stole my shoelaces once from my shoes. I still wear them and never put laces in them - they're like my trademark shoes now!" Have you ever changed your appearance because of a random happenstance?

WTF?? This guy is pretty damn annoying!! I've never really been this lazy about clothes, no, but if by "random happenstance" you mean trying something on and finding it is the Best Thing EVAH, then yes.

7. "I never really considered myself attractive. I was always kind of gangly in school." Do you consider yourself attractive?

I wouldn't say I stop traffic at either extreme on the attractiveness scale.

8. "I definitely want to record an album, direct a film and start my own religion. I definitely wouldn't have to pay taxes anymore.” If you started your own religion, what would it be like?

It would be all the good parts of all the world's religions without the STOOPUD that gets injected by humans. [Robert, with this quote you've officially stepped into IdiotLand, by the way.]

9. "I do bear some similarities in the sense that I’m not good at romance. I also think I lack basic finesse when it comes to women. I give up too easily even if I’m very attracted to someone." Have you ever given up too easily in the game of love?

Yup. Many many times.

10. "I don’t want to disappoint girls who might think I’m very cool and smooth, which I’m not, I’m afraid. I’m still quite shy, although that seems to be something of an attraction for women." Are you, or have you ever been attracted to shy people?

Nope. That would make for a really dull relationship: two shy, boring people. Yuck.