Monday Mayhem

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The "F" Words Meme
For each answer, see how many words that start with "F" that you can use (without having to use THE F-word). You can use other words but, make sure at least one word in each answer starts with the letter "F".

1. What's your favorite kind of pizza? (not a single ingredient that I like has any F's in them, and the names of the pizza places nearby are F-free as well, so)....FRESH

2. What is the best day of the week and why? Obviously you want me to say FRIDAY, but I like Mondays better because I'm FREE!! (no work)

3. If you were to go to McDonald's for lunch, what would you order? FRIED FOOD. It's all they have.

4. The phone rings and you're in a bad mood. You answer it and it's a telemarketer. What do you say? FUGEDABOUDIT (and put me on your Do-Not-Call list).

5. You're driving down the street, attempting to keep a safe distance between you and the person in front of you, some loud little car cuts in front of you. What do you do? Mutter "FOR shame!" a few times and back off.

6. It's 95 degrees (35c) and the humidity makes it intolerable. Your friend who is vacationing for the month at a beach side home calls and asks you what your weather is like. What do you say? "It's totally FROSTY!" She'd know I was being sarcastic.

7. What happened to you or what have you done in the past week, that you would never want anyone else to have to go through? FERGLING after a good meal last Monday night.

8. What would have rather been doing this past weekend? Not FREEZING in the shower in Ogallala. (no hot water at the hotel)

9. What visions (as in people) would you rather not have to look at in the summer? Drunken sports FANS.

10. the bonus question
This is the socialite better known as "The Cat Lady." She found her millionaire hubby cheating on her and divorced him in 1999. They say that since then she has reportedly spent $4 million on plastic surgery.

In 20 words or more, using as many "F" words as possible, write a short paragraph on the above. FREAKY FANATICAL FREAKAZOID FLAMING out in FRONT of the rest of the FREE world. Imagine what she'll look like in the FUTURE, when she's actually old....FEH!

Okay...so Einstein wants to know, as do we, how many "F" words did you use without have to use "The F-word"? I used 19 F-words, but there were at least 7 questions that I had to do extensive editing to avoid FUCK.
This was pretty fun, actually.