Thursday Thunks

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Your Life in ABCs
Take each letter of the alphabet and describe something in your life... don't skip any!
The TT questions are brought to you by Berleen, the color of black coffee, which I need more of and the number 8,299,598,330.

A-Anger. I have anger issues to a greater or lesser degree. Right now, we are on the "greater" swing of the pendulum.
B-Blonde. I'm not blonde. Really. I just play one on TV, and in real life, fairly often.
C-...is for Cookie! nom nom nom
D-Diet. Yeah. Hate it. Love the cookies way more than I should. Hence, the presence of the dreaded D-word.
E-Edge. (tempted to say Eating...) I have a playback in my head of Richard Pryor shouting, "Edge! Get. Me. To. The. Edge." It makes me laugh, because I totally agree with him.
F-Fool. Sparky has this T-shirt which I love, and which he wears to school. Hey, weird, he just came downstairs WEARING this shirt today! Now that is freaky!
G-GIGO. a.k.a. Life At Work.
H-Hilarity. 100-layer lasagna, Carol Burnett Show clips, music mashups, and most everything Rachel says to me.
I-Image. One thing I don't give a shit about.
J-Justice. I know God is working on this, but as usual I'm not overly pleased with His schedule.
K-Kafka. "The Stranger" makes more and more sense every day.
L-Listen. What I need to do more of.
M-Morning. I am so happy to see the sun!! And no wackadoodle scary dreams floating around, either.
N-Numbers. I am reading this book right now, and it's surprisingly fun, even for someone lacking the Math Geek gene.
O-Outside...there be allergens. But it's beautiful and not particularly buggy or humid, so I'm ok with sneezing more. For now.
P-Projects. I'm judging 8th-grade research projects today for the fourth year in a row. I love these things!
Q-Quiet. There is no such thing as Too Much Quiet. (Unless you have little kids in the house--then Quiet=Scary.)
R-Random. What life is. But not chaotic.
S-Sad. For Ethan.
T-Tension. Frankie was right: dynamic tension IS hard work.
U-Under There. ... Huh, I just made you think "underwear" didn't I? lol
V-Vertigo. Why I'm going to the doctor today.
W-Whining. I'm NOT a fan.
X-Xanax. Something I may need to start taking to save my sanity. And my job.
Y-Yello. I don't know why. Just: yellow.
Z-Zappos. Cuz today is ALL about the shoes.