The Dating Profile Meme

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Sunshine of Your Life
This is a bit different than an "answer this question" meme. Either you have used sites such as Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, we scour those on-line dating sites to respond either a person's profile or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do.

1. friends are the sunshine of your life.

Yes. Yes they are. Mmm-hmmm.... Your point?

2. i am an accountant and musician with a wicked sense of humor.

Some of these things are not like the others... C'mon join in: I know you know the lyrics!

3. all i can say is that i am tired of the games.

Well, if you had any sense, you'd leave the arena then. Or turn off the TV. Whatever.

4. I spent the last year focusing on me, which is something I hadn't done in a really long time. It's been a lot of fun!

[Oh, I totally can't wait for Bud's response to this...] My thoughts are definitely running in a NC-17 vein on this one. Just one question: if it's been so damn much fun, why are you looking for company?

5. Am looking for someone that can make me happy and be there for me through thick and thin and that can help me find the treasure that i have lost and will see me through all my ups and down, that is loving caring,understanding,that will respect my opinion and most of all that play the game of love.

You sounded perfect for #3 ... until that last phrase. Oh, by the way, good luck. You're never going to be happy, but good luck anyway.

6. I want love.

Wow, how the mighty have fallen. Can't believe you can't find a date, Sir Elton.

7. Looking for someone to spend quality time with, who respects me for who I am and who is satisfied with the direction that their life is going.

And you should NOT contact #5 because honestly, you're too good for that mess. However, I'm not sure using an online dating site is gonna work for you at all.

8. Something I haven't done yet that I would like to do is deep sea diving.

Something else you haven't done yet is learn tidy sentence construction. But I'm all for deep sea diving. I won't be going with you, mind you, seeing as I can't swim, but I hear it's a lot of fun.

9. The thing I am most grateful for is being alive.

You had the same English grammar instructor as #8; how charming. Anyway... "Being alive" is a "thing"? Really? Wow, well, ok. I really abhor smarm, but it is good to be alive. Except when it is not, of course.

10. need some one to make me hole.

How 'bout just "a" hole, a-hole?