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The What Not Meme
What NOT To Do when you’re…..
1. On a first date -- Belch, order spaghetti or salad, or talk about your weird family members.
2. Intoxicated -- Try to convince anyone that you're FINE, JUS' FUCKIN' FINE!
3. In the shower -- Brush your teeth. Pee.
4. At your ex’s wedding -- Be there. I mean, with few exceptions, why would you wanna be there??
5. In jail -- Speak to anyone other than your attorney.
6. Being stalked -- Talk to the creep.
7. Stuck to an igloo --Uh, what could you do while stuck to an igloo? OK, I guess it wouldn't be wise to antagonize a passing polar bear.
8. In sewing class -- Sit down on your sewing. Trust me. It's not good.
9. Asleep in a helium balloon -- I think it's too late. Falling asleep would be a stunningly bad idea.
10. At a birthday party for twins -- Mix up who is who. And bringing one gift "to share" would be a bad idea too.
11. On a nude beach -- Open your eyes. I mean, if I'm there and nude, you really don't want to see that!
12. At the opera -- Sing along.
13. You’re falling in love --Let go of reality completely. Keep one foot (or at least a toe) on the ground.
14. Low on gasoline in a bad part of town -- Stop. Keep driving, and call 911. And, yo, next time: gas up before you leave?
15. Having a baby -- Refuse drugs.
16. On fire -- Run. Running is a bad idea.
17. Lost at the mall -- How lost can anyone get at the mall?? I guess the only thing I can think of is to go into Hollister to ask for help.
18. At a single’s dance -- Admit to being single. "I'm with the caterers."
19. Riding a bike on the Jersey Turnpike -- Look, if I'm riding a bike ANYwhere in New Jersey, I've lost my mind. I would not approach; I'm likely to be dangerous. I don't think there's a "worst thing" I can do.
20. Driving your significant other's car -- Forget to move the seat back to where I found it. He gets a leetle cranky.
21. Being robbed at gunpoint -- Argue.
22. Kissing -- Sneeze. Trust me.
23. Paying the hotel cashier -- Complain. Wait till the credit card has cleared.
24. Buying lingerie -- Lie about your size.
24. Commenting on a blog -- Flame. Just don't. I hate flame wars, they are so 1990s.
25. In Queen Mimi's dungeon -- Panic.
Sunday night
4 years ago
4 sweet-talkers :
"Paying the hotel cashier -- Complain. Wait till the credit card has cleared." That IS good advice! For some reason, #23 gave me fits and I answered it last. Maybe because my husband always pays?
I wonder if the Queen meant a hot air balloon instead of a helium balloon?
Great answer for the lingerie question.
We matched on #7. Yeah the kissing/sneezing thing...not good...
Oh, that clever Kwizgiver. I DID mean hot air instead of helium. LOL
I think it's time for a break for Mimi.
And there are 2 #24s. Sigh.
I'll try to do better next week.
I never thought about kissing and sneezing. Yuk!
You are so right about not refusing drugs while having a baby. Trust me on that one!
Thanks for playing. Funny answers.
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