The Dating Profile Meme

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Going With the Flow

1. I am an easy going person who just goes with the flow. I would like someone who can also go with flow. Shouldn't we all just go with the flow?

I cataloged this book today at work, so I'm a little stuck on the word you keep repeating. I have no idea what else you said, to be honest. Therefore, I'm moving on.

2. It would be nice to go home with someone and talk about the day over a glass of pepsi.

WHA? Wow, well, you aren't ... damn, ok. I need some wine. Forget the Pepsi. Which, by the way, is a brand name and as such should be capitalized.

3. I enjoy long walks on the beach.

Have fun. I don't.

4. Most important to me are family, friends, and our environment.

Me too. Except my family and friends are WAY more important.

5. Make me smile - I'll return the favor.

Don't wanna. I'll make myself smile instead.

6. No, i've never been married. No, i don't have any children. Why? It's simple. I haven't met the ONE yet and i won't settle for less than i deserve.

How old are you? Because if you're waiting for the ONE and you've hit 35, you can just keep looking without me. You have no basis in reality.

7. I also love giving and receiving massages after a stressful day at work.

I'm not sure I want you touching me after a stressful day at your job. Thanks. I'll have that wine now, please.

8. I've done some hiking in the past and wouldn't mind doing it again.

...but you'd really, truly, rather take a long walk on a beach, wouldn't you? You guys are all alike!! Wine-dude!! More, now.

9. I'm turned off by smokers and foul language.

Well, I was going to say f**k you, but you wouldn't like that, would you? OK, then I'll just have a hit off your hash pip...ok, yeah, nevermind. WINE!

10. Relationships are a two way street. Anything can be fun and adventurous, as long as I'm in charge.

Wiiiiiine........omg, just shoot me in the head if you are serious.