Saturday 9

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Thunking on a Saturday

1. You are walking down a rainy road. There is a five hundred dollar bill on the road. You look around and except for someone a half block away, you are alone. You naturally pick up the bill and put it away. That person approaching stops and says, "I saw you pick up that money. It's mine." You ask how much it was. She yells, "Are you calling me a liar?" What do you do?

Tell her yes, flip open my cell and call the cops. I might even turn in the money to them.

2. If I were to inspect your guest bathroom, how would I find it?

Sparky uses the guest bathroom daily. I'm sure it could use some attention, which it will be receiving this week before our guests arrive.

3. You are given a state of the art bow and arrow. Who or what is your first target (after a lesson or two)?

I'd probably just shoot at targets. I've no interest in killing anything (or anyone).

4. The doorbell rings. The person at the door is wearing a raincoat and you know them. They flash you and are completely naked. Other than your S/O, who would you think would it would be and would guess you'd find that funny? Why do you guess that person and would you laugh or be pissed off?

The only people I can think it might be ... it couldn't be. One of them is dead and the other lives 1000 miles away. I would absolutely laugh my ass off if it happened, though. Then I'd probably cry my eyes out.

5. What do you call a male ladybug?

"Mister" or "Sir."

6. Your friends throw you a party. They've got a big national music star to come and perform. It is someone you detest. Do you make believe you like the songs or do you fess up and get the star out of the party?

Oh, I could tolerate just about anyone for an hour or so. My friends would never consider inviting someone really completely awful.

7. What's your favorite breed of wild, mean attack dogs?

"Mean"????? WTF? Really.

Wild, though, I have to go with wolves.

8. If I called your high school guidance counselor, what would they say about you?

Not much--I'm sure Mr. Proctor is way dead. [he loved me--I was not exactly a problem-child]

9. Car A is moving at 63 miles an hour. 4 people are in the Car A. Car B is moving at 22 miles an hour. There is a driver and passenger who just came from a hotel while cheating on their spouses in Car B. They will crash into each other in exactly 3.5 minutes. What are your fun plans for this Labor day Weekend while these six people meet a brutal and gruesome death??

...I also like coyotes.

I find this question in fairly poor taste, probably due to the inordinate number of funerals and broken relationships among friends in my life right now.