Hook 'em

...betcha thought I'd go another direction with that title, eh?

You Believe That You're Wise

You may not be the most successful person, but you have a lot of knowledge. You like to be competent, and you're continually building up your skill set. You respect people who spend a lot of time learning and thinking. You think it's very important to exercise your mind. You have no respect for anyone who is ignorant or lazy. You don't want to be anyone's teacher.

The Horns Test

The First Rule of Blogthings Is: You Don't Talk About Blogthings

No I'm not anyone's teacher, I'm freakin-EVERYone's teacher whenever I'm at the Reference Desk at work.

Other than that last sentence, this is perfect.