Monday Crazy Questions

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Crazy is right

1. Last Tuesday which was Good Friday we came to tell you something we know nothing about. You were asked to pull up a chair and sit on the floor. What do you make of this?

I've just entered a 3rd grade classroom, haven't I? Because, yeah, I remember going through this with Sparky and a few of his friends about this point.

2. The answer is YES...what is the question?

"Are you sure this is your lottery ticket that is worth $100 billion??"

3. The cops are banging on your door late at night. What are you thinking they are there for?

Wrong house. The only alternative is that something has happened to Sparky.

4. Children learn what they live....so they say.. what would a child learn in your household??

How to cook for himself. Which he has.

5. Tell us about 1 family ritual your family does every year.

We go to late Christmas Eve service every year after eating at the local Chinese place.

6. What is the favorite food that you would eat everyday 3 times a day if you could?

Iced sugar cookies and Diet Dr. Pepper.

7. Tell us about your fantasy.

The one that involves a household chef and housekeeper? Yeah, that about sums it up.

Or the one involving Mark Harmon? Nope, you're on your own at this point.

8. You are stranded on a deserted island. You have plenty of food, a person to keep you company, shelter, and life seems stress free. What do you tell the rescue ship when it arrives??

"Books. I need books. Oh and some music. And then...bye."