Thursday Thunks

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1. You walk into a store and the cashier is being held up by a robber. The robber's accomplice is dead on the floor at your feet with a shotgun laying next to him. The robber does not see you, but the cashier does - what do you do?

CALL 911 and duck the heck outta there! I'm so NOT a hero.

2. We go to an ice cream shop for an ice cream cone. You say you are buying and I am going to stay in the car. You ask me what I want and I say "surprise me", what kind of ice cream cone am I going to get?

Peppermint stick. Maybe birthday cake. But really, if it's a surprise, why would I tell you??

3. You have a dream that your co-worker, friend or whoever is hit by a garbage truck after they back into a ladder with a black cat on it. The next day you see that person standing by a ladder with a black cat on it and there is a garbage truck driving down the road.... what do you do?

Well, standing near a ladder with an animal on it isn't really smart, but I'd probably tell them to move without freaking out too much....

4. What is the most money you've won on a lottery or scratch off ticket?

I don't play.

5. A neighbor kid down the street comes to your door and offers to wash all of your windows outside for $10 - do you have him do it?

Sure. Just the ones on the first floor.

6. Go to Google Images. Type in the name of the last movie you saw. Post the first picture that comes up.
7. Your local animal shelter calls you and says there are 3 dogs that need an immediate foster home for 3 days. If you do not accept, the dogs are put down that day. Do you take them in?

I would hold them for a friend who can take them. I'm allergic to have them in my house, but I'd do it.

8. What is the messiest room in your home?

The office. No contest, unless you count Beast's workshop.

9. Have you ever been to a wedding that participated in a strange tradition that you had never heard of?

Yep. I was at a Mexican-Philippine wedding a few years ago that was really bizarre.

10. Name one sport that you just don't get.

Baseball. I understand it, but I find it excruciatingly dull. Especially on TV.

11. What was the last email that came into your inbox about?

Beast's flight number.

12. Have you ever purchased anything from a sex shop? Extra points if you tell us what it was....

Plock.

13. Go back to that Google Images link... type in the last food item that you ate. Post the 2nd picture it comes up with. 14. Got any bumper stickers on your vehicle? What are they?

I don't do bumper stickers. I'm too much of a perfectionist; they'd never be straight enough for me!

15. What meme question do you wish was never asked again?

"What's your favorite color?"