If...

Both Lisa and Allison have done this...so this magpie has swiped from both of 'em.


If I were a direction I’d be… southwest.

If I were furniture I’d be… sturdy, handcrafted, and solid.

If I were a liquid I’d be… glycerin.

If I were a sin I’d be… sloth.

If I were a gem/stone I’d be… turquoise.

If I were a metal I’d be… bismuth.

If I were a tree I’d be… a crabapple, the flowering kind.

If I were a fruit I’d be… bananas.

If I were a flower I’d be… a tiger lily.

If I were weather I’d be… a warm, sunny, breezy, cloudless day.

If I were a music instrument I’d be… a fiddle (not a violin).

If I were an element I’d be… wind.

If I were a color I’d be… blue.

If I were an animal I’d be… a guinea pig.

If I were a sound I’d be… distant trucks on a highway, or a train at night.

If I were a lyric I’d be… "Baby's got blue skies up ahead / But in this I'm a rain cloud."

If I were a song I’d be… Amazing Grace, or maybe Jesus Loves Me.

If I were a music type I’d be… trance.

If I were a perfume/cologne I’d be… vanilla.

If I were a feeling I’d be… confusion.

If I were a book I’d be… the Encyclopædia Britannica, all 32 volumes.

If I were food I’d be… macaroni and cheese.

If I were a city I’d be… Reeth (Yorkshire Dales).

If I were a taste I’d be… jalapeños.

If I were a scent I’d be… moments after a spring rainstorm.

If I were a word I’d be… borborygma.

If I were a verb I’d be… think.

If I were an object I’d be… a mechanical pencil.

If I were a piece of clothing I’d be… sparkly sandals.

If I were a body part I’d be… the brain.

If I were an facial expression I’d be… sardonic.

If I were a cartoon character I’d be… Bill the Cat (or Pigpen).

If I were a movie I’d be… Fiddler on the Roof.

If I were a geometrical figure I’d be… vaguely rhomboid, or anything but a perfect circle.

If I were one of the 4 seasons I’d be… spring.

If I were a sentence I’d be… "trust but verify."