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Plus One

1. If you had to add a thirteenth month to the year what would you name it?

Probably, I'd go with something like Tredecimber (13) since so many of our months are Latin-based, or possible Undecimber (11). However, for the sake those who are superstitious, we might want to stick with 12 months.

2. In your opinion, what should the Eighth Deadly Sin be?

Cruelty.

3. If you were magically transformed into Snow White's Eighth Dwarf, what would your name be?

Beanstalk? I'm going to be way taller than any of them.

4. If you could add an Eleventh Commandment to the Christian [B]ible, what would it be?

Technically, the commandments are part of the Jewish Torah, which [we] Christians have appropriated and turned into our own version of...whatever. I'd add "Thou shalt not be self-righteous." On the other hand, many smart people over the years have said that the Golden Rule perfectly summarizes all ten: Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind; and love your neighbor as yourself.

5. If you were to become the sixth Spice Girl, you would call yourself Tikka Spice. (I've always been sad that "Scary" was already taken)