Friday's Feast

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Appetizer
Make up a word and give us its definition.

Snnnuuurrrggghhhh--it's that sound you make when whatever you're eating/drinking goes up your nose because of sudden laughter.

Soup
What is currently your favorite song?

"Grace Kelly" by Mika

Salad
What’s at the top of your Christmas wish list this year?

It's a tie: 1) Floors (removal of carpet, etc.--this was done last month); and 2) NOT hosting a bloody PARTY on the 25th!!

Main Course
Name a scent that reminds you of someone special in your life.

Unfortunately, the smell of Neutrogena hand lotion reminds me of PsychoBoss. She's "special" all right!

Dessert
Who is someone on television that you feel probably shouldn’t be, and why?

Oh, for heaven's sake, a TON of people! Most everyone on the E! network (which, I admit, is a guilty pleasure of mine), Tony Kornheiser, Ann Coulter and FOX "news" as a whole, Dr. Phil, (is Jerry Springer still on?), most of MTV, Viagra et al. ads, UFC on Spike, Boyd Coddington, George Bush, Drew Carey, AMERICAN GLADIATORS (thanks, Hollywood writers for that 'gift'), Joe Theisman, Teletubbies, the whole presidential race thing (the conventions are still 8 months away!!), Billy Mays, Joan Rivers....
Is that enough of a list? I eliminated all the obvious dingbats famous for being famous, inebriated, stupid, and easy.