Another survey

...from Kwizgiver

1) Who is the last person you high-fived? Sarah/Jenny.

2) If you were drafted into a war, would you serve? Kinda depends on the war, eh? The current one--no.

3) Do you sleep with the TV on? I have fallen asleep innumerable times while Beast watches TV. If it's something I really, really care about, no. And we do NOT have a television in our bedroom! Absolutely NOT.

4) Have you ever wheezed the juice? WTF?? I had to go look this up...no. Yuck.

5) Have you ever won a spelling bee? My school was too "progressive" for this sort of thing. I would have, though.

6) Have you ever been stung by a bee? Yes

7) How fast can you type? No clue. Over 60 wpm, but probably not as accurately as I used to be.

8) Are you afraid of the dark? No.

9) What color are your socks? I have socks of many colors. I'm currently barefoot inside my slippers, however.

10) Have you ever made out at a drive-in? No. I have only been to a drive-in to talk to the employee(s).

11) When is the last time you chose a bath over a shower? Night before last...I'll have one tonight again.

12) Do you knock on wood? Yes.

13) Do you floss daily? No. But I should.

14) Do you wanna Fanta? Not right now, no.

15) Can you hula hoop? My brother-in-law has me on film at about age 8 hula-ing my brains out in my backyard. I surely can't do it anymore, though.

16) Are you good at keeping secrets? Improving.

17) What do you want for Christmas? Peace and quiet, and a book to read.

18) Do you know the Muffin Man? I used to know a dog named Muffin; does that count?

19) Do you talk in your sleep? Occasionally.

20) Who wrote the book of love? God.

21) Have you ever flown a kite? Once, very briefly.

22) Do you wish on your fallen eyelashes? No

23) Do you whiten your teeth? Once in awhile, I buy a kit. I did 6 weeks of whitening before Elizabeth's wedding last summer.

24) Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? WTF redux. No clue about this one, and the only thing I smell is leftover dinner smells.

25) Have you ever asked for a pony? I'd rather have a horse.

26) Have you, or would you ever, donate sperm/eggs? I would if I could, but I can't so I won't.

27) Can you juggle? Not so muc.

29) If you could enact any new law, what would it be? Mind your own business!

30) Do the chickens have large talons? Get a life, dood. Find your own liger.

31) If you had only enough energy left in you for one last smile, who would you give it to? Sparky.

32) Are you ready to rumble? Doesn't take me long to get ready.

33) Can you count to Schfifty-Five? No.

34) Have you ever been suspended or expelled from school? No.

35) How do you spell relief? R E L I E F (even during the Rolaids commercials)

36) Have you ever crawled through a window? We broke into our house that way awhile back.

37) Have you ever eaten dog food? No intentionally, and not that I know of.

38) Can you handle the truth? Better than Tom Cruise can, that's for sure!

39) Do you like green eggs and ham? OMG--I loved Jesse Jackson's rendition of this. (but no, I'll pass on the green food)

40) Who is your daddy? and what does he do? My daddy isn't around anymore. He's resting.