Monday's a Bitch

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Random Joy

1. If you had to go back in time and give advice to the first humans that walked the Earth, what would you tell them?

Be nice to each other and can you work on not trying to kill everyone who looks different?

2. If you could have one part of your body massaged every day, which would you choose?

While I'm sure it would be sexier to say feet, I'm choosing my neck/shoulder area where I store ALL the world's troubles.

3. Are there any smells that make you feel instantly nostalgic? If so, what are they?

Freshly cut lumber always reminds me of Dad.
As for Mom...OMG--they still make Laviola cream! My mom used that all the time; I loved that stuff (I loved it so much I used to eat it...ish). And, hey: it's made in Colorado.

4. If the choice for the legal age of consent in your country was up to you, which age would you deem appropriate?

Consent for what? Sex? Driving? Drinking? Inheritance? Renting a car? Military service? The only thing I'd do is coordinate the drinking and military service because I know the only way I could possible survive one would be with liberal use of the other. Otherwise, I think I'd keep things pretty much the same as they are now.

5. If you could have known one of your current friends as a child, who would you pick?

I did know a couple of my friends as children, but if I could pick someone I met as an adult...probably Jenny. We'd've had fun, and our parents would have gotten along, too.