Swiped

...from Kellie

1. Ever punch someone in the face? Nope. Slapped a few, but no punching.

2. How old are you? 43

3. Are you single or taken? Pretty much taken.

4. Eat with your hands or utensils? Circumstances dictate. Pizza and sandwiches: hands. Noodles and sauces: utensils.

5. Do you dream at night? Oh, yeah.

6. Ever seen a corpse? Yes: my grandmother, my dad, several others.

7. Have you ever wished someone dead? Not in reality. I just want people to go away, but not that permanently.

8. Do you like President Bush? 100% moron. That would be a "no."

9. Do you trust the police? Overall, yes. But that's easy for me to say because of who I am and where I live.

10. Do you like country music? Some of it.

11. what is your fondest memory of me? Hmm, sorry, I just discovered you.

12. If you could change anything about yourself would you? Yes, there's a lot I'm working on.

13. Would you date me? Well, there's the age difference, the fact that I'm married, and the fact that I like boys....so, no. Sorry.

14. What do you wear to sleep? Jammies.

15. Have you ever peed in a pool? Not to my recollection. Yuck.

16. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to? Nope. I feel like I'm repeating myself today: you do the crime, you do the time. Keep me out of it.

17. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together? Whatever you want, as long as it's mostly legal. ;-)

18. What is your favorite thing about me? Hmmm, had I read ahead, I'm not sure I would have done this meme.

19. Do you think I'm attractive? From the two photos on your blog...? Yes.


20. What's your favorite color? Blue.

21. If you could bring back anyone that has passed, who would it be? Ellen.

22. Tell me one interesting/odd fact about you? I only have 24 teeth.