Friday's Feast

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Appetizer
What sound, other than the normal ringing, would you like your telephone to make?

I'd like to say the person's name who is calling. And if it's a telemarketer, just NOT ring at all!

Soup
Describe your usual disposition in meteorological terms (partly cloudy, sunny, stormy, etc.).

Partly cloudy with occasional lightning strikes.

Salad
What specific subject do you feel you know better than any other subjects?

MARC Coding. Or the historical portrait of Jesus, and early church history.

Main Course
Imagine you were given the ability to remember everything you read for one entire day. Which books/magazines/newspapers would you choose to read?

The Bible. The Constitution of the United States. The Republican Party Platform.

Dessert
If a popular candy maker contacted you to create their next confection, what would it be like and what would you name it?

It would be pure sugar, and I wouldn't care what it was named.