Miscellany

from Clare Joy

1. What is your favorite word? Yes

2. What is your least favorite word? No

3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually, or emotionally? Humor

4. What turns you off? Stupidity

5. What is your favorite curse word? Shit

6. What sound or noise do you love? Giggling children

7. What sound or noise do you hate? Whining

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Writer

9. What profession would you not like to do? anything scientific

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Welcome home.