Can't wait for the arrival!

On the twelfth day of Christmas, Amy sent to me...

Twelve mushrooms drumming

Eleven guitarists piping

Ten corsets a-leaping

Nine bats dancing

Eight piercings a-milking

Seven tattoos a-writing

Six kitties a-drinking

Five po-o-o-olaroid cameras

Four video games

Three jack daniels

Two surface piercings

...and a suspension in a virginity.

Get your own Twelve Days:

[Why Amy? Cuz it wouldn't work with Beastie.]

That's gonna be a BI-I-I-IG box!