Qs...random but cranky

from the Peanut Queen

1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?

At the risk of getting the feds on me, I wouldn't mind seeing Someone in Leadership blown up, either #1 or #2.

2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?

Nick Carter really really needs to go away.

3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?

MAS

4. What is your favorite cheese?

Wensleydale.
And yes, I've actually eaten it.
And if you don't get it....nevermind.

5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind will you make?

Rough brown bread, lettuce, a little mayo, or maybe butter, two or three kinds of cheese, roast beef, oregano...that oughta do it.

6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice?

If I were single...uhm...and since were fantasizing anyway...Cary Grant. Or James Dean.

7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who do you pick?

See above... pure fantasy here....John Lennon.

8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy crap, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?!

On a STD test...and some new lingerie.

9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?

Ydra. [I'm assuming I don't have a ticket to come home...]

10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Now that you are in the new location, what are you gonna do?

Have something to eat and drink and find a place to sleep.

11. A demon rises out of Hell and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. It is...?

...Stoli.

12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?

I've already done this recently...I'm headed for southwestern Colorado, ca. 1920.

13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?

No gossip.

14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise?

I'd love to see "Survivor" Baghdad.

15. What is your favorite curse word?

Depends. Usually "Shit" but lately the F-bomb.

16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?

Go back to sleep. They're dead, what do I care?

17. Your house is on fire! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the item?

I can't think of anything I'd risk my life for if Sparky, Buddy & Beast are out.

18. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?

Don't you wish you knew...

19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?

Today I'm choosing a 100% healthy body in perpetuity, until I just {boom} die.

20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?

I'd kind of like to relive my wedding to I can see what happened.

21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

As long as we're only eliminating the experience, NOT the result, I'll pick labor.

22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool stuff... you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin'! What country are you going to live in now?

Well, I've already parked in Ydra...how about someplace in Italy?

23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?

The harbor bar on Ydra. It's the only one I'd actually want to be at, since it's an outdoor bar.

24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude, check it out... I can FLOAT!"?

Amy's. I can look right in her windows, too. hee
Wait, that's sorta creepy...I don't mean it that way at all!

25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life?

Bing Crosby.

26. The Gates of Hell have opened, and Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person, etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?

Only one? Wow, that sucks. Uhm, my sister L. Sorry Dad.

27. What's your theme song?

"Mairzy Doats."