Random, Ever So

Totally Random First Thoughts
What are your first thoughts to these?
Cheese	Wensleydale!
George W. Bush	Cheese
Mercedes-Benz	...a long story about a taxi in Germany...
Sex	Are you offering?
Computers	Fun
Sunglasses	Ray-Ban
Blondes	Jessica Simpson
Vinyl records	Record player
Wii	...huh?...
Hot Topic	Hysterically funny store
Contact lenses	Can't wear 'em
Ozone	Thinning
United States Postal Service	Long lines
Mesothelioma	Yikes! (I googled it)
Digital cameras	Complicated (and, in my case, broken)
Osama bin Laden	silly, scary little man
School	Bus
Winter	Brrr....
Microsoft	Bill Gates
Chicken	"poultry" (Hi Amy)
Spiders	Charlotte
Country music	yee-haw
Water guns	huh...The Amazing Race
Mirrors	That one Meatloaf video
Textbooks	...yawn... (but very good weapons)
Religion	Organized... (so called anyway)
Wi-Fi	Network
Bugs Bunny	"wascally wabbit"
iPod	Cool
Thongs	...used to be shoes!
George Washington	Father of Our Country
Thunderstorms	Noisy
Lava lamps	...the precursor to staring at computer screens...
Roofing tar	Sticky and stinky
Texas	sux
Cellophane	Mr. .... (Chicago)
Ninjas	Turtles
Pikachu	"We Love You"
National Rifle Association	see Texas, above
Cows	... are funny
AIDS	Death
Cargo shorts	Safari
Tampons	...don't need 'em...YAY
Ladders	Chutes and...
Online shopping	Thank God!
Arrested Development	TV show
UV rays	Cancer
Barbie	Hosanna (don't ask)
Nasal hair	eeeeuuwwwwwwwww!!
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