Monday's a Bitch

The Name Game (on crack)

1. Let's say you decide to open your own coffee shop. What would you name it?

Oh, my; as much as I don't like coffee... I'd probably go the easiest possible route, buy a franchise, and call it Starbucks.

2. Twin babies, one male and one female, are unceremoniously dumped into your lap and you're given the task of naming them. Immediately. Assuming that these aren't your own children, but that you will be in enough contact with them to feel responsible if the names you choose cause scarring playground mockery which will haunt them until the end of time, what names do you choose?

Jennifer and David. Why not? Sounds like they'll need to be as inconspicuous as possible.

3. Now let's say that instead you've been assigned the task of naming a dog, a cat, a fish and...a llama (just to cover the basics). They probably won't be emotionally scarred no matter how ridiculous their names are, so now that you can go hog wild, what names do you choose?

Dog: Woof
Cat: Ignoremeplease
Fish: Fishy (fish are the dullest things...)
Llama: Run Away!!

4. To house your pets, coffee business and random visiting children, you are given a cruise ship. What do you christen her?

This is bizarre....: Queen Cat.

5. Unfortunately for you, just when things seem to be going so well your ship is overturned by a hurricane with the worst name ever: Hurricane ________. (The good news is that you get to name the hurricane, doesn't that make you feel better?).

Hurricane Bertha.

These are the weirdest questions ever.

:-)