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Wow, a TON today:

What three things are on your desk that shouldn't be there?

At work: Sparky's water bottle from Tuesday (grrrrrr....), the address of the man whose house we worked on in MS, and the bag I used for the distant-dropoff book drop books today. That's all. Everything else belongs: I'm pretty religious about keeping it tidy here at work.
At home: It would be easier to name three things that do belong, but I'll go with the following (from memory): Sparky's school supplies....all of them!...a LOT of dust, and papers from last spring. It's really a mess. Again.

Besides the intended purpose, what's the most creative way you can think of to use a paperclip?

I can't remember if I did this last time it was asked, so here's my answer. I use paper clips to clean the edges around sinks and fixtures inside sinks.
I just noticed that my boss left a note today for someone on her desk using paper clips: "H I". I have a strange boss.

How does your internet personality differ from your real life personality?

I'm much shyer in real life, and prone to tongue-tiedness.

Would you ever have plastic surgery?

Only if it were for reconstruction, i.e. grafting skin after serious burns. Otherwise, it's doubtful; I'm too cheap!

Would you ever purchase a fake designer handbag?

I don't carry a purse anymore, and I don't care about designers one way or another. So, no. I might buy a knockoff just because I think the prices on designer items are ridiculous, but only if I intended to actually use whatever-it-is.