Death

from Amy

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:



Friday, December 11th 2037

At the tender age of 74 years old.

On that date, you will most likely die from:

Cancer (10%)

Alien Abduction (7%)

"Cleaning your Rifle" (6%)

Alcoholism (5%)

Other fascinating statistics:

20,010,417 people have taken The Death Test.

Of those,58% were female and 42% were male.

The average life expectancy of test takers is 64 years.

70% of test takers have hairy nipples.

9% have had team sex.

3% work in the adult entertainment industry.

And 18895 people claim to have leprosy.