Chooseday

A day late...

Would you rather:

1. be trapped on a desert island with a creature that's top-half is human and bottom-half fish (like a mermaid/merman) OR top-half fish, bottom-half human?
   I wouldn't want to live in the water, which someone with gills would have to do, so I'm going with top half human. Besides, then I'd have someone to talk to.
2. be kidnapped by al-quaeda OR the CIA?
   Neither. Really. I'd just as soon keep my civil liberties, such as they currently are, intact.
3. sleep nude in a seedy motel bed OR wear a stranger's underwear for a day?
   Easy: choice two, because I would pick the cleanest and wash them out (or at least toss 'em in the dryer to burn off the top layer of crud).
4. run over a raccoon while driving to the store OR step on a tarantula?
   Tarantula. I've run over a couple of small animals and I always have nightmares afterwards. I wouldn't feel particularly bad killing something with the native ability to kill me.