Are You More...?

#86

Are you more...

01) A conscientious lawn mower who cuts it at least once a week or a procrastinating lawn moving avoider who lets it reach nigh jungle level before you cut it?
Ironically, as I was preparing to answer this, Beast zipped out the door after watching the weather report; we're due for rain for the next 4 days, so he wants to mow today before that starts.

02) One who likes to have sex while music is playing or one who likes to have sex without any musical distraction?
Prefer no music, but I'm not really agin it either.

03) The kind of person who would have a fire (bonfire or in a firebowl) despite local laws prohibiting them or the kind of person who wouldn't because, hey, they're illegal?
We have a firepit. The only issue I have is that if you're burning leaves, I have to stay inside because I absolutely can't breath if I'm around burning brush. Burning wood is fine for me. If it were illegal, everyone in the neighborhood would do it anyway.

04) A hard-spot-to-get weed-whacker user or an "if the lawn mower can't reach it, it's not getting cut" type?
In case you haven't noticed, I don't mow. Beast is a weed-whacker/measure the height of the grass/spend hours outside horsing around/etc. etc. kind of guy. Were I to mow, I'd be the latter type of person, or I'd just hire someone else to do it.

05) Preferring of wooden decks or preferring of stone / formed concrete blocks / brick decks?
One word: splinters. So, not wood. (I've had both--yes, I know you aren't supposed to get splinters. I've gotten them anyway.)

06) A fan of winter sports (hockey, skating, curling) or summer sports (baseball, golf, volleyball)?
Summer. I hate being outside in the cold. HATE. It.

07) Happy with your neighbours or unhappy with your neighbours?
Generally I've extremely happy with our immediate neighbors. The further-away neighbors can be...mildly annoying (to be read with major sarcasm).

08) One who tries to shoo away bees / run away from them or one who leaves them alone knowing they'll just go away once they realize you're not a flower and not a threat?
Jeez, leave 'em the fuck alone, they're just doing their job. Now, yellow jackets or wasps? WHOLE 'nother story....

09) A lover of structured fun or a lover of unstructured fun?
I'm not sure what the difference is. I'm going to work on the assumption that "structured fun" is like sports and therefore I'd say I'm more into UNstructured fun, for myself. But it's more fun to WATCH structured fun, unless you're talking about small children and/or animals. How's that for a completely useless answer?

10) Selfish with your possessions or selfish with your personal time? Time. Definitely. Though I suppose it depends on which possessions we're discussing... ["gimme my laptop back"]